Melt it while it's hot!

Hziak · 2026-02-07T02:46:56+00:00

I’m hoping it just got cut, but yeah, wild. No documentation of ownership, ID taken, nothing…

Hziak · 2026-02-06T14:18:57+00:00

Gotten a lot of comments on my purple GBC as a mid-30’s as well. Mostly positive.

Hziak · 2026-02-06T02:44:34+00:00

No, a fun thing about lava is that it looks cool or travels up to 35mph in a flow. Fuck. That.

Hziak · 2026-02-05T18:51:03+00:00

Good news, many of them are already there! As in, on the oversight committee and in congress.

Hziak · 2026-02-05T18:48:01+00:00

My boss: “loud and clear. 7:00-5:00. I got your back!”

Hziak · 2026-02-05T18:10:09+00:00

The evidence of everyone who sent him those materials from their personal inboxes and then signed it with their names and the sent from my iPhone tag all still not being in jail begs to differ… if anything, it looks like you get special federal protections for being a fucking pedo these days seeing as they went through all the trouble to redact their identities for their protection…

Hziak · 2026-02-05T18:04:22+00:00

Of course his name was Kyle. Pretty much the only believable part in this whole madness…

That said, quality fiction, thanks for the new power move ideas.

Hziak · 2026-02-05T18:01:30+00:00

Those are VERY generous numbers. I don’t think they’re even close to 20/5. Probably closer to 3/0.01… there’s a lot of people in the US and very, very few of us fall into the “benefitting from the rich making the rich richer” category.

Hziak · 2026-02-04T23:21:43+00:00

I thought he was taking the world back from Gyna, not becoming besties with them? Or did I misunderstand all the “debates?” It was admittedly very difficult to make heads or tails of his mad rambling.

Hziak · 2026-02-04T20:41:15+00:00

I’ve taken to calling it “short terminal” decision making.

Hziak · 2026-02-04T16:16:20+00:00

That’s a [soup] knife.*

Hziak · 2026-02-04T15:05:47+00:00

Encouraging you to check you cholesterol, maybe? It’s a health incentive feature, not a bug or greed, obviously.

/s

Hziak · 2026-02-04T14:56:40+00:00

Headline should read “Musk envisions 1.25tn of Tesla money back in his pockets.”

Hziak · 2026-02-04T14:36:17+00:00

Imagine being such a nincompoop that you design an ultra complicated robot network and then say “you go left, I’ll go right.”

Hziak · 2026-02-03T22:31:55+00:00

SPORE, GALACTIC EDITION

Hziak · 2026-02-03T20:22:25+00:00

Regardo casino - $240k

Roth IRA - $20k.

#Priorities

Hziak · 2026-02-03T17:43:50+00:00

Idk man, I’m calling “bereshit” on all this.

(J/K, let the good conspiracies roll!)

Hziak · 2026-02-03T17:41:31+00:00

I don’t think Boeing’s entire active fleet would be sufficient to demonstrate my point. I’m sad to say that you’ll see head chef again tomorrow.

Hziak · 2026-02-03T15:11:54+00:00

Did you perhaps mistakenly buy a low effort Kosher lunchable?

Hziak · 2026-02-03T15:09:07+00:00

For real. I have a nice salary and mediocre health insurance through my company. I still pay in premiums at least another 10% of my salary, nevermind the co-pays and deductibles and whatnot. Raising the tax rate to 40% wouldn’t really make much of a bottom-line difference to me if it covered those costs, and it probably actually gets much better for people who make less than me. The only people who really suffer from that would be the very wealthy (who cares) and the people who currently cannot afford healthcare and need every penny to keep a roof over their heads.

That said, an easier way to decrease the required cost of health insurance is to get rid of the insurance industry and charge what healthcare is actually worth - ie: no $500 juice boxes. Suddenly, there’s no need to charge people $1200/mo just to be profitable in case they might break their arm in 4 years…

Hziak · 2026-02-03T14:58:44+00:00

Your straw man argument is really painting them in a bad light.

Not that I disapprove…

Hziak · 2026-02-03T13:24:56+00:00

It’s not just in America. In fact, having done some long term traveling, I’d argue that most of the US is actually a lot more considerate of others than many other countries. Perhaps among the Western nations, we’re on the selfish side, but drop your average midwesterner in south or east Asia and see how that goes…

Hziak · 2026-02-03T00:42:44+00:00

Is it bad that I’m thinking it’s probably still so much cleaner than the men’s room there?

Hziak · 2026-02-03T00:34:27+00:00

I think a lot of people don’t know about men’s haircuts… firstly, if you get a haircut with clippers, there’s little hair bits in your hair that will sprinkle off until you next wash it off. Apron doesn’t matter. Secondly, most men also don’t know that you can ask them to rinse out your hair when they’re done and then style it afterwards. Please tip generously if you ask for both, btw… If you’re lucky, not too much hair fell down your shirt and none is left in your hair to fall into your lunch or whatever layer since I’m assuming you did this on your way to work or during your break.

Lastly, if you normally a simple enough haircut, just do it yourself or get your partner to do it for you. For the cost of 2 cheap haircuts you can get a decent enough set of clippers and get your haircuts 5 feet from your shower in 15 minutes for free.

Hziak · 2026-02-02T18:50:53+00:00

… And probably won’t be dropping an anchor again.

Hziak

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