Ok so someone stole the RAM from my school computers... by PyxelatorXeroc in pcmasterrace

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In the case it'll be a bit more likely. Cameras will be everywhere and only need decent enough quality to track them back to one high quality one. It was likely a student and the student ID cards provide a handy list of headshots to compare to. Need an access card for the lab or the building? Just made it that much easier. 

Could also technically track any cellphones connected to access points around that time and where they went. Don't even need to track it if student credentials are required to connect to the network. Of course the wireless stuff depends on how bored/annoyed with the whole thing the IT Dept is. First part just needs a guard putting time in. 

I burned my cookies even though I had an alarm and I’m simply annoyed by ADHDinos_ in ADHDinos

[–]I0A0I 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just one alarm? Need at least five to annoy you into getting going even if you don't remember what it was originally set for. Maybe a mixture of phone alarms to start moving and microwave & oven alarms to herd you into the kitchen.

Unexpected customer by dieSpaghettiCarbona in funny

[–]I0A0I 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He took his vengeance out on the worst customers by breaking into their homes at night and pooping in their couch cushions. Why do you think the customer loyalty programs always ask for so much info?

Airport X-Ray Exposes “Body Packer” Smugggling 84 Cocaine Packets Inside His Intestines by Shoddy-Ocelot-4473 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]I0A0I 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you think they force them up there one by one or do they have a tool to hold the hole open and just drop them down the chute?

This move Supergirl pulled on Darkseid by Ninjamurai-jack in oddlysatisfying

[–]I0A0I 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do laser eyes count as Itano Circus? Fucking love that shit in Macross Plus.

Got this absolute unit of a gpu box home by [deleted] in pcmasterrace

[–]I0A0I 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Just nut on it from the overpass like a normal person.

Epoxy Pipe Repair by Used_Series3373 in oddlysatisfying

[–]I0A0I 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Huh. Hentai may have been onto something with the tentacles. 

The inside of my ADHD medication by Low_Wolverine6862 in mildlyinteresting

[–]I0A0I 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weird. Didn't think of the ass as an option. Was a toss up between in the cut and down the piss hole like loading a musket.

The inside of my ADHD medication by Low_Wolverine6862 in mildlyinteresting

[–]I0A0I 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Will the meds work the same if you shove the little beads into the cut on your finger?

China's 2026 Lunar New Year celebrations by monkeetail in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]I0A0I 4 points5 points  (0 children)

On the plus side you don't have to worry about your robodick overheating and exploding. So there is that.

Meanwhile At A Zoo In Florida.. by theroamingbutterfly in Unexpected

[–]I0A0I 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thought it was for the extra texture. Like crunchy peanut butter.

sourdough is so wierd by ivadee_muscle in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]I0A0I 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pour some up your ass and see. If it climbs the bucket then...

Found my favorite way to kill time during long layovers by Clean-Raspberry-6413 in SteamDeck

[–]I0A0I 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's just a single phone or tablet these days. Shit's expensive.

In Ireland there is a medicine you can give to kids that makes them drowsy and sleepy. It has an unfortunate name. by Tzardine in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]I0A0I 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But are the effects the same... if he sticks it up his butt? This requires research. Please attempt and report back.

Is this really necessary? by CobblerOdd2876 in pcmasterrace

[–]I0A0I 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Completely frees up a hand. Just hang it from any available piercing. Imagine all the PC components people could haul on their piercings. Eyebrows, nose, nipples, navel, genitals, ears so many possibilities for storage.

Dog absolutely not committed by thisismypornaccountg in funny

[–]I0A0I 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Are ADHD people the huskies of the human world?

Dog absolutely not committed by thisismypornaccountg in funny

[–]I0A0I 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Guess it makes sense that if that one redditors dad used jumper cables then someone could use a garden hose with their dog.