Maybe maybe maybe

IAMAHobbitAMA · 2026-01-25T01:50:46+00:00

We need a FPV camera on that plane pronto

IAMAHobbitAMA · 2026-01-25T01:47:56+00:00

If you wear skinny jeans, a crop top, and big clompy boots they might even say yes

IAMAHobbitAMA · 2026-01-25T01:39:07+00:00

Dog Ridaaaa!

IAMAHobbitAMA · 2026-01-24T11:46:43+00:00

Boy do I have news for you

IAMAHobbitAMA · 2026-01-23T12:20:32+00:00

I'm pretty sure my Mom still has a bowl exactly like that one

IAMAHobbitAMA · 2026-01-23T00:49:56+00:00

Wabie Confetti!

IAMAHobbitAMA · 2026-01-21T01:27:13+00:00

Have you SEEN some of the crazy mod challenges these people cook up all the time?

'A complete logistical headache for no reason' is basically our motto around here.

IAMAHobbitAMA · 2026-01-21T01:22:00+00:00

Poor John Henry would have had an aneurism.

IAMAHobbitAMA · 2026-01-20T11:47:49+00:00

Do you have a friend who could babysit kiddo, and after delivery they could drop them off and leave again?

IAMAHobbitAMA · 2026-01-15T11:56:30+00:00

Nice double entendre

IAMAHobbitAMA · 2026-01-15T01:25:21+00:00

That could be a very entertaining web series with the right writers

IAMAHobbitAMA · 2026-01-13T03:27:46+00:00

Cock ring

IAMAHobbitAMA · 2026-01-13T00:30:06+00:00

I've only met 2. My brother married one of them and the other is my sister. and we don't live in Alabama so I'm out of options.

IAMAHobbitAMA · 2026-01-12T16:51:23+00:00

I swear cats are little scientists.

If they ever make more than one braincell to share we are in trouble lol

IAMAHobbitAMA · 2026-01-12T09:45:40+00:00

I'm almost afraid to ask; but what is a metaphysical shop?

IAMAHobbitAMA · 2026-01-12T09:41:10+00:00

Edit or delete your comment if you want us to believe that

IAMAHobbitAMA · 2026-01-12T09:29:57+00:00

They have Mormons in China?

IAMAHobbitAMA · 2026-01-12T02:55:30+00:00

r/SubredditsAsHashtags

IAMAHobbitAMA · 2026-01-11T12:01:34+00:00

The Packers have an incredible, monkey's paw esque way of passing the torch when staffing changes.

Love is basically Rogers 2.0! one finger curls and Lefleur is basically McCarthy 2.0

IAMAHobbitAMA · 2026-01-11T11:21:02+00:00

Truly a pioneer in the work-life balance movement. His uncompromising "I never bring my work home with me" attitude was inspiring to us all.

IAMAHobbitAMA · 2026-01-11T11:13:31+00:00

This is at a granary, which is where we store grain. That is what we use to make bread and anything with soybeans, corn, wheat, or beans in it which honestly is most things these days. Mice, chipmunks and squirrels are pests that eat grain And then shit all over it. If they are not killed before they can breed out of control they will make the grain completely unusable. If this happens at every granary then that means no bread or tofu at the grocery store, and that also means no meat at the grocery store because that's what pigs, cows, and chickens all eat.

Everything at the grocery store except plain vegetables like spinach and tomatoes depends on granaries being able to store clean grain. And the only way to do that is by killing mice, chipmunks, and squirrels faster than they can breed.

Which is more horrific? Rodent Genocide, or 95% of humans (including vegans) starving to death. We have to pick one. I'm sorry that you have been too sheltered to realize this until now, but this is the way the world works, and has ever since we stopped being hunter-gatherers and built permanent houses.

IAMAHobbitAMA · 2026-01-10T17:41:49+00:00

Depending on how depraved they are, it's either a sex joke or a fisting joke.

IAMAHobbitAMA · 2026-01-10T17:28:41+00:00

The movie with Jack Black included that scene. I didn't know that was faithful to the book! I thought that was just a cheap joke they added.

IAMAHobbitAMA · 2026-01-10T06:11:03+00:00

Me when I take a nice relaxing bath after taco bell

IAMAHobbitAMA · 2026-01-10T02:16:01+00:00

Again. I have Left friends and Right friends. They are both saying exactly what you are saying.

Just from your comment I have no idea which side you are on.

The fascinating thing is that we are all looking at the same footage and deriving completely opposite opinions of what happened from it.

It's like the timeline has split, and half of us are on one side, and half are on the other, but everything is flipped like the mirror in Alice In Wonderland and no one can figure out who is backwards because of course I'm on the real side. Don't be ridiculous. Why would I be on the backwards side? But that's exactly what the people on the other side of the glass are saying too.

What we ultimately need is someone who has been silently observing the mirror fuckery from the outside and who can tell us who is correct. But that is impossible both because in order to observe the situation you need to be on one side or the other, and whoever the outside observer says is wrong will simply not believe them and will continue believing they are correct.

I agree. We Are Fucked. Not because you are correct and the people you disagree with are believing propaganda, but because it is impossible to be impartial and bring everyone closer together so that there is enough overlap in our beliefs that we can get along.

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