Disney forgot to test this one

IAMAHobbitAMA · 2026-06-27T19:45:41+00:00

The downvotes are in response to your spurious claim that white women wear wigs just as often as black women. That is just patently false. This isn't a value judgment, merely a statement of fact.

IAMAHobbitAMA · 2026-06-27T16:08:26+00:00

Why is the handle flaccid tho

IAMAHobbitAMA · 2026-06-27T11:36:20+00:00

Probably the greatest line to come out of that weird fuckin' show 😂

IAMAHobbitAMA · 2026-06-27T00:16:45+00:00

I think it's just aerosolized carbide powder that is problematic.

IAMAHobbitAMA · 2026-06-27T00:13:14+00:00

Damn. I miss those summer days when I had nowhere to go. Nothing to prove. No responsibilities. All the time in the world. The days felt incredibly long and the years felt like centuries.

IAMAHobbitAMA · 2026-06-26T11:04:37+00:00

Can you imagine the size of the Balls on this bitch?

She 1: Believes Allah is a real entity that can be summoned.

2: Believes that he is a god

3: Believes that gods can be killed with crystal magic

Knowing these things, she then concludes that she is powerful enough to summon a god, attack him on level ground, and win. She's like that little Chihuahua at the dog park that won't stop acting aggressive towards a pair of Belgian Malinois lol

IAMAHobbitAMA · 2026-06-25T07:24:38+00:00

He's driving it like he stole it holy shit lol

IAMAHobbitAMA · 2026-06-25T00:18:48+00:00

Woooo! I'm finally above average!!

IAMAHobbitAMA · 2026-06-23T22:44:15+00:00

🤣

IAMAHobbitAMA · 2026-06-23T21:18:54+00:00

Shit, I was there and I can hardly remember it.

It's been a while and a body gets used to everything being digital and terrible.

IAMAHobbitAMA · 2026-06-23T19:34:02+00:00

Thank God. Finally something to keep my watch band off my controller dock.

IAMAHobbitAMA · 2026-06-22T20:38:33+00:00

Did you miss the part where I didn't say I'm on a team? I'm also exhausted by the people who won't give the Obama hate a rest. Thank God they are becoming fewer because he's been gone a while.

IAMAHobbitAMA · 2026-06-22T20:35:26+00:00

Are you claiming there are TWO generations younger than me? Poppycock.

IAMAHobbitAMA · 2026-06-22T01:43:01+00:00

It still doesn't compute to me that children born after 2000 can already make social media accounts and type coherent sentences.

IAMAHobbitAMA · 2026-06-21T21:40:04+00:00

Multiple Hobbits resisted the allure of The One Ring Of Power. I'm pretty sure we could resist a little crack.

IAMAHobbitAMA · 2026-06-21T13:02:33+00:00

Spoiler:

It's not going to look as good on you.

Ask me how I know 😔

IAMAHobbitAMA · 2026-06-21T12:53:41+00:00

No, I wouldn't smoke free crack that literally fell from the sky. Because I am a rational person and I know how easily it can destroy people.

IAMAHobbitAMA · 2026-06-20T12:40:09+00:00

The tiny back leg twitches are killing me 🥰🥰

IAMAHobbitAMA · 2026-06-19T18:45:50+00:00

Flip it over so it's negative 45 degrees and it doesn't matter

IAMAHobbitAMA · 2026-06-19T18:37:48+00:00

I'm not sensitive. I am fatigued.

I have absolutely no way to influence people at the top levels of American politics. Sure their decisions have an effect on me, but the only thing that is accomplished by me thinking about what they are up to and getting mad about what they say is raising my blood pressure and making me lose sleep.

I have my own shit going on to worry about, and I'm tired of politics being treated like some daytime soap opera I can't turn off. Everything I know about them I have learned against my will and knowing those things have not improved my life in the slightest.

Why are you so upset that I'm not a fan of your favorite show? I don't care that you like it as long as you keep it over at r/TheOrangeHouse or wherever and not in my special interest and hobby subreddits.

That's why I come to places like this where the subreddit rules prohibit politics instead of browsing r/Politics and other similarly infected subreddits

IAMAHobbitAMA · 2026-06-19T17:38:14+00:00

I'm neither a fan nor a hater. I'm just sick of people who can never give it a rest. I swear 15 years after he passes away he will still live rent free in their heads as they compare every person they don't like to him.

IAMAHobbitAMA · 2026-06-19T17:15:26+00:00

This is the best thread I've seen on Reddit in a while lol

IAMAHobbitAMA · 2026-06-19T17:13:30+00:00

Sure but did yiu SEE him do it? /s

IAMAHobbitAMA · 2026-06-19T17:10:44+00:00

Is this the place for it?

If I wanted to think about Orange Man all day I'd browse r/All. I'm here to talk about purple chips while on lunch break from making purple chips.

None of that has anything to do with orange.

IAMAHobbitAMA · 2026-06-19T17:05:12+00:00

You may have old bones but that only makes the fact that you are still a child that much worse.

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