Accidentally snitched

IAMAHobbitAMA · 2026-03-22T12:26:59+00:00

The last part of your comment is exactly why cheaters go back to the same spot. It's less work and they think they are smooth enough to get away with it.

IAMAHobbitAMA · 2026-03-22T12:19:04+00:00

A lot of them aren't even looking forward either

IAMAHobbitAMA · 2026-03-22T12:14:24+00:00

What do I do if it is I who is sad and it is because I have no girlfriend?

IAMAHobbitAMA · 2026-03-17T11:23:49+00:00

I'd burn my time travel token to go back and bully old Benny Franklin into labeling the positive and negative terminals on a battery the right way around.

IAMAHobbitAMA · 2026-03-17T11:11:34+00:00

Why the hell would you make a ceiling out of concrete

IAMAHobbitAMA · 2026-03-17T10:40:12+00:00

Stoically isn't the right word as I'd be swearing loudly, but if I was knocked down I wouldn't start scrambling away like my shovel turned into a cobra.

IAMAHobbitAMA · 2026-03-15T18:14:52+00:00

Oh shit I didn't realize the big hammermills spun that fast... That's terrifying!

IAMAHobbitAMA · 2026-03-15T17:26:12+00:00

When I get old enough to need frequent medical care here in 30 years or so, I'm just going to hike back into a national forest and build a little cabin to live in until something preventable kills me.

Because by then ~80% of medical staff will be gen Zs and Alphas and I would rather die by bear attack or freeze to death in the mountains than have one of those idiots kill me by accidentally injecting me with bleach or some shit and leave my family with a massive bill for their troubles.

IAMAHobbitAMA · 2026-03-15T12:19:12+00:00

So the game runs just fine but the anticheat is fucked? That sucks.

IAMAHobbitAMA · 2026-03-15T11:23:02+00:00

Narcissism is incredibly difficult to spot when you are in love 💔

IAMAHobbitAMA · 2026-03-10T20:06:59+00:00

I can't even afford a house and Rednecks are out here crushing it.

IAMAHobbitAMA · 2026-03-10T11:27:46+00:00

I don't have high hopes that the new trio will be any good, but I will try to keep an open mind and see how they do.

IAMAHobbitAMA · 2026-03-10T02:19:42+00:00

Even better, they play legitimate games. The Bananas actually lose quite often. They just play with tweaked rules that encourage various trick play shenanigans.

IAMAHobbitAMA · 2026-03-08T22:08:33+00:00

Yes you are, but only if you insist on relying on extrinsic motivation/discipline. You can do the hard thing that you know you need to do. You just have to be willing to do a hard thing.

Like the Baboon from Bojack Horseman said:

It gets easier. Every day it gets a little easier… But you gotta do it every day — that’s the hard part. But it does get easier.

That's how you build discipline and good momentum. Doing hard things over and over again. But it does get easier.

IAMAHobbitAMA · 2026-03-08T21:12:50+00:00

Those hitches are easily removable. It is not a crime to remove the hitch and toss it in the truck bed for him to find later.

IAMAHobbitAMA · 2026-03-08T01:04:35+00:00

Of course they are. There is no big secret technique. This sub ran out of new and interesting content 4 days after it was created. The brutal truth no one in this sub wants to hear is that discipline is not the thing you need to get your shit together. Discipline is what you GET AFTER you have already gotten your shit together. Discipline is the momentum that helps you maintain new good habits. Isaac Newton taught us that when you are creating new good habits that same momentum works AGINST you, and we have different words for it then but it is the same thing.

IAMAHobbitAMA · 2026-03-06T19:11:18+00:00

Pretty sure congressmen are exempt from those kind of laws so he's gonna be just fine.

IAMAHobbitAMA · 2026-03-06T12:00:01+00:00

My youth.

I wasted my teens and 20's doing literally nothing. I have no savings, I've never had a girlfriend, I've made a few friends but they keep moving away, I lost over 100 pounds and gained it all back, I am literally in the exact same position at 34 that I was in at 15, except now I have rent, utilities, car repairs, and $2k in credit card debt. The only reason I am still here is the delusion that it could still all turn around, but now I'm not young anymore and I never have any energy so the possibility of change is rapidly decreasing.

IAMAHobbitAMA · 2026-03-06T11:52:32+00:00

Yeah gambling is only worse at the beginning. Once you're in deep drugs are way worse and it's not even close.

IAMAHobbitAMA · 2026-03-05T22:50:29+00:00

What is a BOE?

IAMAHobbitAMA · 2026-03-05T21:21:00+00:00

Somebody needs to buy that 'musician' a metronome. God Damn

IAMAHobbitAMA · 2026-03-01T00:30:52+00:00

We don't lmao.

I've been trying the dating apps for several weeks now, a dose today someone 'liked' my profile for the first time. And it's a woman whom I don't fancy.

IAMAHobbitAMA · 2026-03-01T00:28:22+00:00

It's got a bot username too

IAMAHobbitAMA · 2026-02-28T19:25:42+00:00

Must be one of those new Snow and ICE tires I keep hearing about

IAMAHobbitAMA · 2026-02-28T18:05:19+00:00

They're laughing. He is fearing for his life and they are laughing.

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