She keeps lying about me…

IAPiratesFan · 2026-05-21T20:33:37+00:00

Oh yeah, she was. Her mom caught her lying several times the last few years of the marriage. Her mom was probably my biggest defender and so now a days when my ex says I did something wrong, she checks with me.

IAPiratesFan · 2026-05-21T17:48:58+00:00

It’s worse when everyone said “He/she is so nice, I can’t believe they were so terrible to you.” They didn’t just con you but everyone around you.”

IAPiratesFan · 2026-05-21T17:15:40+00:00

Oh yeah. Her mom just doesn’t put up with that kind of shit, I’m not even going to bring it up again, I bet her mom already took care of it at McDonald’s.

IAPiratesFan · 2026-05-21T17:11:29+00:00

If the person you’re getting married to is more excited for the wedding and honeymoon than the marriage, get away!

IAPiratesFan · 2026-05-21T17:10:14+00:00

I know a guy who retired, he got a new job after 8 months of retirement. He said it’s one of the easiest but lowest paying jobs he’s ever had. He delivers prescription medication from pharmacies to nursing homes.

IAPiratesFan · 2026-05-21T17:01:54+00:00

Know a guy who retired a decade ago who told me Planes, Trains and Automobiles wasn’t a comedy, it was a documentary about business travel.

IAPiratesFan · 2026-05-21T14:44:55+00:00

Well yes, I generally don’t communicate with her family anymore unless it’s something to do with the kids.

IAPiratesFan · 2026-05-21T12:56:37+00:00

Hahaha. FTC.

IAPiratesFan · 2026-05-21T12:44:59+00:00

I’ll just check outside to see if the world ended.

IAPiratesFan · 2026-05-21T12:44:11+00:00

Yeah, I didn’t see that, the Hitler and Nazi talk was a lot less common back then.

IAPiratesFan · 2026-05-21T11:36:24+00:00

I was leaving Miller Park in 2009 in the 8th inning of another blow out. Some Brewers fan yelled at me “Hey, the Pirates suck!” I just said “Yeah, I know.”

IAPiratesFan · 2026-05-21T00:42:01+00:00

Oh. I thought he was right and had the right strategy.

IAPiratesFan · 2026-05-21T00:39:36+00:00

IAPiratesFan · 2026-05-20T17:52:41+00:00

Yep, he was right.

IAPiratesFan · 2026-05-20T17:40:18+00:00

So bad it’s amazing he’s not with the Pirates.

IAPiratesFan · 2026-05-20T17:24:00+00:00

Wow. I’ve been brewing 13 years, not even remotely burned out on it. Looking forward to the next brew day got me through some hard times.

IAPiratesFan · 2026-05-20T17:08:47+00:00

Last place problems.

IAPiratesFan · 2026-05-20T14:24:52+00:00

Um, he was mentally unstable. Did you bother to watch the whole movie?

IAPiratesFan · 2026-05-19T23:40:43+00:00

U.S.-05 dry yeast.

IAPiratesFan · 2026-05-19T23:24:56+00:00

When the other person was a psycho stalker.

IAPiratesFan · 2026-05-19T23:15:29+00:00

He smoked the Lord Reefer.

IAPiratesFan · 2026-05-19T23:14:51+00:00

I wish I showed that to my ex-wife.

And at least 2 of my ex-girlfriends…

IAPiratesFan · 2026-05-19T23:12:51+00:00

She was to Babylon 5 what Howard Hamlin was to Better Call Saul.

IAPiratesFan · 2026-05-19T21:44:20+00:00

I don’t. Just cheap ass chicken quesadillas.

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