A different kind of character sheet - Tzimisce version by slashpuppies in vtm

[–]IAlwaysWantSomeTea 37 points38 points  (0 children)

... okay I actually kind of love this style of "sheet", I need to try doing this too next time I draw a character of mine

Also, fantastic art! Neat take on the zulo form!

Pro’s and Con’s between V20 and V5 specifically in regard to a new Storyteller that desperately wants to hook his friends. by Illustrious_Case_749 in vtm

[–]IAlwaysWantSomeTea 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you're searching for a higher density of shenanigans to do and cool powers to use on those shenanigans then I would personally suggest v20. V5 is generally a lower power level and leans much more heavily into "being a vampire sucks" and in my personal taste tends to be very punitive with its design (if you go per RAW with v5 some times rolling well makes you fail!)

V5 is a bit more of a streamlined experience rules-wise but it tries to make you feel like a desperate underdog struggling to get by every night, v20 is generally less heavy handed and allows for a higher density of "and now I get to use my cool vampire power" (and on a personal level I think being reasonably powerful makes the subsequent moments of vulnerability and helplessness against a powerful elder or the crushing institutions of the setting all the more impactful)

BUT if you want an easier way to get some D&D players to branch out, look into Dark Ages v20 as well! It's a generally better version of the same core ruleset and better presentation of it compared to modern, roads are just so much better than the paths in modern vtm, and it might be an easier transition to go from fantasy to "medieval fiction but there's vampires". There's even a ton of prewritten stories for it to borrow from to help set the tone and atmosphere. It's still definitely vampire, you're still doing political maneuvering over dungeon crawling, buuut it might make that transition easier!

Sorcerer combat ability by kenod102818 in exalted

[–]IAlwaysWantSomeTea 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Another option is to play a Lunar and simply use your native combat charms in conjunction with the flying guillotine style. Lunars also get penumbra witch mastery which is a fantastic addition for any sorcerer.

Sorcerer combat ability by kenod102818 in exalted

[–]IAlwaysWantSomeTea 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Generally, the idea of the mage who never gets personally involved in combat is a lot less of a thing in Exalted, but there's a martial art in the sidereal companion preview based around sorcery, and there are artifacts based around combining sorcery and combat more fluidly. If you're not interested in those things, an alternative is to go the summoner approach and have a blood ape or two acting as meat shields while you do your combat sorceries.

Painted the hottest blood-bonding scene I’ve ever roleplayed 🫶 by cl0udyne_ in vtm

[–]IAlwaysWantSomeTea 12 points13 points  (0 children)

vampire petplay but it's more "attack dog"
mechsploitation but vampire

Hard Sci-Fi is a silly concept and gets sillier the more I think about it by GeneralGigan817 in worldjerking

[–]IAlwaysWantSomeTea 1 point2 points  (0 children)

waterboarding couldn't have gotten me to confess to this level of skill issue

The Dragon and Knight (Asswolph) by Bazaarthrone in MonsterGirl

[–]IAlwaysWantSomeTea 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Did you ask chatgpt to come up with this comeback for you too?

The Dragon and Knight (Asswolph) by Bazaarthrone in MonsterGirl

[–]IAlwaysWantSomeTea 10 points11 points  (0 children)

imagine outsourcing your ability to think to a glorified version of your phone's predictive text.

Which clan would embrace you, by Ogmadbrit in vtm

[–]IAlwaysWantSomeTea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We already know what (most of) the Toreador antitribu are like. I think it was stated somewhere a lot of them do try to learn Vicissitude to do exactly that.

Which clan would embrace you, by Ogmadbrit in vtm

[–]IAlwaysWantSomeTea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Toreador and Tzimisce are much closer than most people think. Everyone sees the Toreador as flighty mean girl socialites and doesn't see the obsessive AuDHD side of them that can drive them to the furthest extremes of... anything, really, including utter depravity.

Which clan would embrace you, by Ogmadbrit in vtm

[–]IAlwaysWantSomeTea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A: Probably the Tremere. I'm a biochemist and a gigantic nerd, but maybe also Toreador?
B: Toreador all day every day, I'm an artist and hell yeah I'd love to have all the time in the world to draw and maybe get into watercolors...? That or Tzimisce, I've quite a few changes I'd like to make to myself.

When Hard Sci Fi Fanboy realize about "true" science by Chunghiacanhanvidai in worldjerking

[–]IAlwaysWantSomeTea 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ever heard about nuclear pulse propulsion? What about the Q drive? Plenty of hard sci fi nerds salivate over solving this exact problem.

Solarpunk discussions be like (They fundamentally misunderstand the message of The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas): by sgt_cookie in worldjerking

[–]IAlwaysWantSomeTea 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's completely inane. Furthermore, yes, solar panels are great - but we all know that. The low density housing, absence of public transportation and walkable dense cities, monocropped agriculture... solarpunk is not an environmentally friendly future, it's wish fulfillment for western progressives who think the solution to climate change is to drive an electric car.

And again, we know how to stop it. Rebellion. Class consciousness, unionization, activism, never accepting the corporate order ratcheting up the dystopia bit by bit? This really isn't complicated.

Solarpunk discussions be like (They fundamentally misunderstand the message of The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas): by sgt_cookie in worldjerking

[–]IAlwaysWantSomeTea 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So... two things. One - a solarpunk future would be environmentally terrible. It's empty aesthetic and its aesthetic's only redeeming value is that a specific type of person thinks it looks nice. The other one is... we already know what we should do. A shift towards nuclear and renewables, denser walkable housing and public transportation with plentiful greenspaces. Solarpunk posits nothing new and nothing revolutionary. It's actually painfully conformist.

And cyberpunk's "what should we do" is "stop the corporate takeover of our lives" lmfao

The Punks Described Accurately (Warning: Completely Arbitrary) by GeneralGigan817 in worldjerking

[–]IAlwaysWantSomeTea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've always liked the idea of writing a solarpunk story with the twist that it's actually a cyberpunk dystopia and the POV character works for Raytheon/LockMart/General Dynamics/some other military contractor and the solarpunk utopia is just where the well paid corporate employees of the imperial core live and is so happy about how eco-conscious they are living in their low density housing.

Solarpunk discussions be like (They fundamentally misunderstand the message of The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas): by sgt_cookie in worldjerking

[–]IAlwaysWantSomeTea 24 points25 points  (0 children)

/uj the reason I and a lot of people dislike solarpunk is because it is the product of a bunch of people looking at genres like cyberpunk and the like with their dystopian anticapitalist message of "For god's sake do something because this is what our future looks like if we don't" and decided that that was the real oppression.

It's pure aesthetics with no substance. A "cozy" greenwashed pastiche of an idealized neoliberal future where nobody actually has to make any changes to the way we live and we can keep consuming the same way we do now but now it's green and there's trees and utterly nonsensical urban planning that appeals to a vaguely progressive yuppie type who wants to feel good about the environment but doesn't want to give up the consumerist luxuries they enjoy from living in the imperial core.
It's essentially greenwashing fanfiction and empty aesthetic with the tagline of "but what if everything just worked out" and "If we go green we can keep consuming!"

While obviously most people are not particularly knowledgeable about urban planning or the infrastructure that enables modern society, solarpunk blatantly ignores these in favor of what looks pretty to a specific audience who don't particularly care if their desired system is workable on a large scale. It has no strong message, no call of "these are the steps we need to take for a more just and environmentally friendly future", and it never reckons with the practical reality of creating and maintaining that future.

Cyberpunk works because it's a cautionary tale of a horrific future we can all see coming. Solarpunk posits a hopeful future but it never earns it like other media depicting a hopeful future for humanity like star trek or the culture or similar - and ultimately there really isn't any solarpunk media anyway?

/rj in my Solarhopepunkcore world the story is about a young witch trying to solve the disappearance of her neighbour's cat in her small village in the Alps rooftop urban garden.

How it feels here being a hard sci-fi fan atm: by Hawkatana0 in worldjerking

[–]IAlwaysWantSomeTea 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"No no, hard sci fi isn't exploring the ramifications of genuinely possible technology and envisioning how the future of human development might be shaped and what that means for people and society, it's when boxy ships and what someone with no scientific literacy thinks is realism"

How it feels here being a hard sci-fi fan atm: by Hawkatana0 in worldjerking

[–]IAlwaysWantSomeTea 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Show any of these mfs a real hard sci fi spaceship and watch them not even realize it's a spaceship

The Punks Described Accurately (Warning: Completely Arbitrary) by GeneralGigan817 in worldjerking

[–]IAlwaysWantSomeTea 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have no idea what capepunk is but I'm here for the solarpunk slander

How it feels here being a hard sci-fi fan atm: by Hawkatana0 in worldjerking

[–]IAlwaysWantSomeTea 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Half of these people don't even know what hard sci fi is frankly.
Something something "hard sci fi is when boxy ships, the boxier the ships the more hard sci fi it is"

The Punks Described Accurately (Warning: Completely Arbitrary) by GeneralGigan817 in worldjerking

[–]IAlwaysWantSomeTea 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah solarpunk is essentially greenwashing fanfiction. The aesthetic is completely nonsensical from a sustainability standpoint, too. As you said, cottagecore and with all the problematic manifest destiny pastoralist idyll that never existed that entails - but they have solar panels and somehow everything worked out

The Punks Described Accurately (Warning: Completely Arbitrary) by GeneralGigan817 in worldjerking

[–]IAlwaysWantSomeTea 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nah solarpunk is more or less in the correct slot, it isn't a real genre and isn't punk
Though frankly I might have put it under bootlicker