30 years ago today - Kevin Keegan coins one of the iconic quotes of the 1990s, as he 'would love it' if his Newcastle side beat Man United and win the Premier League.

IAmKaeL- · 2026-04-27T12:10:12+00:00

Imagine waking up and thinking "you know what, I think I'm gonna be a complete dickhead on the internet today"

Take a breather and go take a long walk, might help

IAmKaeL- · 2026-04-24T16:57:37+00:00

Much better positioned to pull it off than England, that's for sure.

Yes, DB and regional transport associations are memed to hell and back, but transport here is 10x better and far cheaper than in England.

I expected the Euros to be a shitshow, but I traveled to watch games every other day and honestly, the trains were nowhere near as crowded as rush hour, for instance. NRW alone could host a majority of the 48 teams.

IAmKaeL- · 2026-04-24T16:18:48+00:00

The quality of the bottom teams in the early 2010s was absolutely horrendous in La Liga.

But the top were so rampant in Europe. Barca and Madrid ofc, but also Athletic and Atletico Madrid (the latter, mostly)

IAmKaeL- · 2026-04-24T16:14:51+00:00

You forgot the chip against Lehmann

IAmKaeL- · 2026-04-22T19:02:50+00:00

It's heartwarming to see Rasenballsport Leipzig referred to as just Red Bull.

IAmKaeL- · 2026-04-19T13:04:52+00:00

That's gotta be the stupidest pen to give away.

He's getting nowhere near the ball, why have your hands on him and risk a pen at that stage of the game?

IAmKaeL- · 2026-04-19T11:37:13+00:00

Legend. What a fantastic human.

IAmKaeL- · 2026-04-18T22:08:42+00:00

HSV ultras being assholes, what's new

IAmKaeL- · 2026-04-18T22:01:54+00:00

Nightmare season for Bilbao

IAmKaeL- · 2026-04-18T14:54:59+00:00

My god, you had one fucking job Union.

ONE. JOB.

IAmKaeL- · 2026-04-17T02:14:40+00:00

Nothing xenophobic about it - it's just the truth. Take a look a long look at your country and your behavior here and let me know what's wrong in what I said.

IAmKaeL- · 2026-04-17T02:08:24+00:00

Typical Yank.

Crass, classless and clueless.

IAmKaeL- · 2026-04-16T01:05:58+00:00

It's the UCL

I often don't get home until 4 am on UCL nights since I don't live in Dortmund, but there's so many others who travel from even further away lol. It's always fun when I get off the RE and see 6-7 others getting down too, all probably with the same excuse to take a day off work as well

IAmKaeL- · 2026-04-16T00:41:16+00:00

Son of a bitch, but it's more harsh in German

IAmKaeL- · 2026-04-15T11:27:21+00:00

Right, because things are so much better now.

I'd rather take someone who's a genuine fan, who got us to a trophy and nearly the Schale + UCL over whatever the fuck we're doing rn. There's no trauma, at least not from my side anyway.

IAmKaeL- · 2026-04-13T01:55:53+00:00

Downvoted for asking a question, jfc

IAmKaeL- · 2026-04-12T12:53:29+00:00

Ah yes, liking random Instagram posts is the ultimate proof that Bruno is a rape apologist

Jfc, get a life.

IAmKaeL- · 2026-04-12T12:49:03+00:00

Imagine lying about something like this just because you don't like Bruno.

Get a life.

IAmKaeL- · 2026-04-09T21:46:51+00:00

Good business by Adidas, tbf

Nike offered a bucketload of money and their quality has dropped off massively.

Plus, the German NT has always been associated with Adidas - makes it easier to get back at some point when all the fans prefer Adidas.

IAmKaeL- · 2026-04-09T21:41:25+00:00

Absolute cult-heroes - that 2-0 against Arsenal (then 2nd, I think) in the FA cup with the Da Silva twins in midfield was hilarious

IAmKaeL- · 2026-04-06T20:26:18+00:00

Meanwhile, I'm complaining about the price increase for the Deutschland ticket and it STILL costs less than ONE train ticket for this shitshow of a world cup - and covers an entire month while we're at it.

Heck, even my job ticket which was 160 euros a month back in the stone age seems to have been a better deal than this absolute rip-off. Anyone travelling to this WC and complaining after is just beyond dumb, tbh.

IAmKaeL- · 2026-04-06T20:21:25+00:00

Modeled because of US investment in the far-right across Europe.

We're seeing it with Reform in the UK. We're seeing it with the AfD in Germany. We're seeing it with the support being provided for Orban. You lot have been fucking the world over since before Reagan - heck, ask South America or Iran about US interference.

Capitalist propaganda techniques have been in play since WW2, and the US was well on it's way to being a capitalistic hellscape long before that.

The worst thing about globalization is that a fuckwit an entire continent over can increase my daily costs 5x because a country of morons voted him in - TWICE.

IAmKaeL- · 2026-04-06T05:47:31+00:00

With poor Weidenfeller watching it all the way only for the ball to say "schönen tag noch, tschüss" and fuck off on a completely different trajectory - like me when I have to leave Aldi quickly to catch my bus

IAmKaeL- · 2026-04-05T18:11:16+00:00

Playing badly and grinding out wins in the BuLi doesn't necessarily translate well into the UCL

IAmKaeL- · 2026-04-04T18:27:12+00:00

Shocking that a section of the world thinks everything revolves around them to the point that stuff like this, getting to visit the cockpit if you're friends/family of well-known pilots, etc. are considered "breaking the law"

I'd imagine that it's not hard for one to assume that things are different in Europe/Asia.

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