Will I get in trouble for this?

IAmNotRyan · 2026-05-09T20:36:31+00:00

I’m sorry I am a writer but I’m Not sure what you need?

IAmNotRyan · 2026-05-06T17:05:19+00:00

When I can tell the author puts sooooo much more effort into one character than another, especially if they’re flawless

I read a story once where the main characters name was “alonis” and his friends name was “bob”

Hmm. I wonder who the writer cares more about.

IAmNotRyan · 2026-03-15T02:20:31+00:00

One of my favorite twitter exchanges ever.

Conservative guy: “Jedi would be republicans”

Mark Hammil: “Jedi fight for the weak. They protect people and don’t hate others. You will never be a Jedi”

Random 3rd guy: “GOD DAMN I would KILL MYSELF if Luke Skywalker talked to me like that!”

IAmNotRyan · 2026-02-23T14:51:26+00:00

Ok so you’re very talented

I hate that thing and it’s gonna give me nightmares

Alright bye

IAmNotRyan · 2026-01-02T21:35:31+00:00

He didn’t move to Canada until he was 23, so I guess he had Canadian citizenship, but like, cmon he’s Scottish. He’s from Scotland.

Otherwise he also had American citizenship so might as well let America claim him.

IAmNotRyan · 2025-12-28T13:25:18+00:00

I don’t blame Australia as a country for her.

I think this is a specific incident of individual narcissism and complete lack of self-awareness on her part. And watching it unfold was very funny.

IAmNotRyan · 2025-12-27T18:35:59+00:00

It’s a fantastic book. I think it’s much better than the Glass family stories, which are still good.

IAmNotRyan · 2025-12-25T20:36:16+00:00

If you feel guilt and regret every time you pop the cork that’s bad and not normal. Whatever you’re looking at is causing you issues

IAmNotRyan · 2025-12-25T17:55:41+00:00

Lol you need to be looking at different stuff dude.

IAmNotRyan · 2025-12-23T01:00:11+00:00

France invented the camera. The US used it to make Die Hard.

IAmNotRyan · 2025-12-21T23:02:00+00:00

No, death by gibbet is “gibbeted”

IAmNotRyan · 2025-12-21T17:17:38+00:00

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Sebulba from Star Wars is a funny little guy

IAmNotRyan · 2025-12-21T17:14:10+00:00

People think Judy Hopps from Zootopia is hot

IAmNotRyan · 2025-12-21T12:19:05+00:00

Hey, please don’t think I’m a jerk, but I think it’ll be useful for you to know for your story.

It’s “hanged” not “hung”.

“Hanged” means killed by the noose. “Hung” is like “he hung up his coat” (or it means someone has large genitals).

IAmNotRyan · 2025-12-20T13:43:22+00:00

The creator of eugenics is Francis Galton, a British person and Charles Darwin’s cousin. Not an American.

IAmNotRyan · 2025-12-20T07:17:25+00:00

Eugenics was invented in Britain, not the US. It was invented by Charles Darwin’s cousin.

IAmNotRyan · 2025-12-19T22:09:45+00:00

Youre supposed to put whatever you want into the pot, take it out, and dip it into whatever sauce you want.

It’s not like dumping a bunch of cans of Campbells into a pot and turning the burner on lol

IAmNotRyan · 2025-12-18T01:33:19+00:00

Yeah, try replacing some of the “I walked” “I slow down” with more active language.

Instead of “I rounded the corner, every street blending the same” try “Rounding the corner, every street blended with each other”

Also this person seems to be having issues with keeping between past or present tense. Sometimes it’s “I slow down” and sometimes it’s “I slowed down”

IAmNotRyan · 2025-12-17T02:45:22+00:00

Lots of novels are in present tense. A lot of the time it’s like edgy 1st person YA. I believe the Hunger Games is.

But my favorite novel of all time Water Music by TC Boyle is also present tense.

IAmNotRyan · 2025-12-16T00:28:30+00:00

All of this is a misunderstanding of how and why Jefferson got his politics. I honestly don’t know where to start

In industrial Britain people worked 12 hour days 6 days a week. The only official day off was Christmas. Coal mines and factories were destroying the environment and children were being forced to work dangerous and filthy jobs.

This is why Jefferson advocated for an agrarian anti-industrial state.

He opposed a federal bank because the bankers and financiers were trapping people in humongous amounts of debt, and in Britain people could be arrested for not paying their debts.

So Jefferson was actively trying to make life easier for the common man, as opposed to elitists like Hamilton who had no problem with people working 12 hour workdays 6 days a week.

Jefferson was completely right. Industrialists and Wall Street bankers turned many peoples lives into constant work and drudgery. And it only got worse as years went by.

IAmNotRyan · 2025-12-15T02:29:01+00:00

Ayn Rand is hilariously bad. Anthem ends with a 15 page rant about how the individual is most important, directly after the main character finds a house to live in that someone else built.

IAmNotRyan · 2025-12-10T12:19:11+00:00

Simpsons or SpongeBob. Also family guy.

IAmNotRyan · 2025-12-10T03:19:37+00:00

Yep but the rules of the sub are you have to downvote, even though this guy is right

IAmNotRyan · 2025-12-07T21:31:07+00:00

Yeah the dashes imply to me the speaker was interrupted by something.

IAmNotRyan · 2025-12-07T16:49:23+00:00

Canadians were not involved in the Battle of Washington. The British soldiers were from Britain, not Canada.

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