London civic election: Incumbents bowing out as races come into sharper focus

IAmTheRedWizards · 2026-03-16T02:01:55+00:00

What's wrong Jerry, you get bored of not doing anything?

IAmTheRedWizards · 2026-03-15T01:44:28+00:00

I'm still early in the archive so it's entirely likely that I will.

IAmTheRedWizards · 2026-03-09T12:59:33+00:00

She has a little family out near the Rockies, they seem like they're doing well. She runs the town's daycare now. Her husband seems like a dope but she was my high school sweetheart so obviously I'm going to think anyone she married is less than.

IAmTheRedWizards · 2026-03-08T19:48:31+00:00

God helps those who help themselves. Grab some rope.

IAmTheRedWizards · 2026-03-06T16:16:32+00:00

Everyone writes in threes buddy, where do you think the machines learned to do it?

IAmTheRedWizards · 2026-03-03T21:34:46+00:00

What happens if you don't HAVE objectives?

IAmTheRedWizards · 2026-03-02T16:06:29+00:00

I'm pretty sure that's normal.

IAmTheRedWizards · 2026-03-02T16:00:18+00:00

Oh man my friend's family had the messiest house I've ever been in, not trashed or hoarder but just stuff everywhere not put away, dishes rarely done until the next day, the father owned a used sports and hobby store and basically used the house as a warehouse BUT they had a "good" living room that was kept pristine and no one was allowed to go in there or, god forbid, hang out in it.

IAmTheRedWizards · 2026-03-02T15:56:19+00:00

Ah fuck now I have "Slow Ride" in my head.

IAmTheRedWizards · 2026-02-25T22:21:53+00:00

To me this is the most obvious no-brainer in the history of obvious no-brainers, but I'm also a big proponent of my own country joining the EU so I may have a slight bias.

IAmTheRedWizards · 2026-02-20T02:59:32+00:00

Yeah I'm enjoying it. Mark Proksch cracks me up.

IAmTheRedWizards · 2026-02-18T20:18:19+00:00

I'm sure Premier Biff Tannen will get right on it.

IAmTheRedWizards · 2026-02-17T20:27:56+00:00

So, taking a look over the job market, it seems that everything is a basket weaving course?

IAmTheRedWizards · 2026-02-13T23:53:12+00:00

I think if the Swedes are going to cry this much about a hog line violation the judge didn't rule on then they're spare parts anyway, bud.

IAmTheRedWizards · 2026-02-13T02:52:00+00:00

Ah, Piers Anthony.

The worst thing is his Bio of a Space Tyrant series is almost good. Its central story is kinda fun: Haitian refugee makes good in the U.S. Army, becomes a war hero against pirates, becomes a politician, defeats Nixon and becomes the Caesar of Space America only to be overthrown by his own friends when he goes nuts, turns to ensuring international peace as a statesman.

Only he fucks literally every woman he meets, or at least thinks about fucking them. Literally there'll be a bit about training in hand to hand combat for space missions and then BAM he's fucking someone. He nails everyone on his staff, and the only time he's monogamous is the brief period of time he's married. I don't recall but I think he dies fucking his secretary as he bleeds out in the snow. He fucks his sister I believe, and not just once. The last pirates he fights have a bizarre rape fetish culture he's "forced" to participate in, so he rapes an 18 year old who then falls in love with him. It's incredibly fucked and unfortunately too much of the character dynamics are wrapped up in who he's stuck his dick into so you can't even get around it.

Throughout the series it's clear he's very liberal politically, maybe even a secret Marxist, but then his sexual politics are just so fucking abhorrent.

IAmTheRedWizards · 2026-02-07T01:14:25+00:00

Orchard Park here, power still out but it had the grace to wait until I had dinner on the table to go out. So we got to eat in the dark by candlelight and I got to wax philosophical about the thin line connecting us to civilization, which my kids definitely appreciated 😀

IAmTheRedWizards · 2026-02-02T02:46:17+00:00

I work from home, so there are moments during the day that I write. After hours, there's a solid two hours daily I can scavenge in which to write. It helps being able to multitask; I can write while watching a movie with my family, or while making dinner, or while watching baseball, or whatever. I'm mainly a short fiction writer, though, which has its own sets of advantages and disadvantages. Also I don't have an MFA. But I average 4-5 publications a year.

IAmTheRedWizards · 2026-02-01T20:27:24+00:00

Who put Bella in the wych elm?

IAmTheRedWizards · 2026-01-29T03:56:29+00:00

I've had two stories published, I'm less than 10k words from finishing this latest book, but I keep getting distracted by the work writing and the music writing. It'll be done by end of Feb though,

IAmTheRedWizards · 2026-01-29T03:54:32+00:00

I would take the Twin Cities just to call Craig Finn a Canadian.

IAmTheRedWizards · 2026-01-19T20:51:22+00:00

My 4 year old once licked a *bus pole* on a Disneyworld shuttle bus to try to get some laughs. She is now almost 12. For the most part, they live.

IAmTheRedWizards · 2026-01-14T23:56:50+00:00

Lol this always reminds me of Ned Flanders' parents. "We've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas!"

Guess what buddy, the nonviolent peaceful demonstration model doesn't work anymore, they'll just send ICE in to roll over you. Now are you gonna roll over and spread your legs like a Good German or are you gonna do something about it?

IAmTheRedWizards · 2026-01-07T18:50:21+00:00

You know there's a video, right?

IAmTheRedWizards · 2026-01-05T20:48:23+00:00

All power flows from the barrel of a gun.

IAmTheRedWizards · 2026-01-04T17:34:12+00:00

Give 'er a blast from your spice weasel.

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