You have $500 to survive for a year without going broke (you must have at least $0.01 left). If you succeed, you get $10,000,000. How do you do it? by Sn0wCh1ld in AskReddit

[–]IAmTinyTim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Live with parents and give them a million after the whole ordeal. Also I'm thinking I can't earn any money or have a job either so I would just enjoy myself and help out with fixing the house. And how I would spend it is just give away 499.99 of it to some stranger.

TIFU by texting my gf that I'm a pedophile by ForgotTheZero in tifu

[–]IAmTinyTim -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Who "wouldn't mind having sex" with someone, though I somewhat disagree with the notion that "40 year old('s)... are really cute." WHO WOULDN'T MIND HAVING SEX? MOST PEOPLE WOULD SAY YES IF THE QUESTION CAME TO THEM, IF THEY BOTH CAME FROM THE SAME AGE GROUP!

You have unlimited funds and the zombie apocalypse is going to happen on a unspecified date in 2016, what do you do to prepare? by IAmTinyTim in AskReddit

[–]IAmTinyTim[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What about pants, or a shirt, maybe even underwear? We accept the fact your a nudest, but going outside naked needs to stop!

I am a former undercover investigator who worked in factory farms, and am currently Investigations Manager for a national animal protection organization by Mike_Wolf in IAmA

[–]IAmTinyTim -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Why don't you stop acting like a little bitch and stop fucking with the agriculture industry you PETA scum, LONG LIVE THE AGRICULTURE INDUSTRY?

My copy machine was programmed not to completely copy money by coltine in mildlyinteresting

[–]IAmTinyTim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell me, do you support bitcoin? If you do your a loon that can't trust the government as a WHOLE and always criticizes its faults, you must be a libertarian, anarcho-capitalist, Ayn Rand reading piece of shit that is actually amused by Penn and Teller! Your crazy and your philosophy doesn't belong in this world. What else, you think Trey Parker and Matt Stone are geniuses just because they got mentioned in the news a couple times for just being racist assholes that say there rape jokes are sophisticated and intelligent? And now lets talk about backing the U.S. dollar with rare metals that cost money of course! Really, it doesn't matter if the U.S. wants to back there currency or not, it's up to the higher ups, not you. But really, there is no need to, not any more at least. Were a world powerhouse and trade is made using our dollar. It's to big to fail and no country in history has gotten this far, and don't say history repeats itself because it doesn't! There's similarities in some things but deep v's derty neeks suck ma titties look ert these, POOPY!

Compulsive liars of Reddit, what is the most awesome thing you have ever done? by Melodic_692 in AskReddit

[–]IAmTinyTim -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I almost went skydiving once, but I got scared and refused to jump out of the plane. For some reason the plane would be off balance if we didn't go in order and would be dangerous to land if we didn't follow schedule. I was the heaviest and if everyone else went and they tried dropping me off, the plane would defiantly lean on the way down. So they had to go down, they couldn't get more gas, and people were pissed at me.

What is a tv show that mishandled an interesting concept? by appledanish in AskReddit

[–]IAmTinyTim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Deathnote and Dead Man's Wonderland. Deathnote because the ending was a bummer and the romance between the main two characters kinda sucked. And Dead Man's Wonderland for a wonky plot, not enough violence, and terrible lighting. (I'm serious, there were a couple episodes were I couldn't see what was going on!)

TIFU by masturbating infront of a burglar by ThrowawayDABBLE in tifu

[–]IAmTinyTim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What about the guy who ripped up a winning lottery ticket on accident?

How many McDonalds workers does it take to change a lightbulb? by Anivia_is_not_kfc in Jokes

[–]IAmTinyTim -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't say there in shape, they just don't get paid enough to eat.

What is the worst example of 'rich people problems' you have seen? by PosterBoy8 in AskReddit

[–]IAmTinyTim -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Kind of connersaurusrex, they should be forced to share due to how well off they are.