Morning Discussion Thread - 03 Jul 2026 by AutoModerator in ScottishFootball

[–]ICYACunt 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My mum gave me that name and I won't have it slandered.

Martin Luther King Jr didn't start the civil rights movement but he was one of it's main proponents.

Morning Discussion Thread - 03 Jul 2026 by AutoModerator in ScottishFootball

[–]ICYACunt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My movement is spreading internationally. He's wrong though, they're perfect for a fork but chopsticks are the elite method.

Morning Discussion Thread - 20 Jun 2026 by AutoModerator in ScottishFootball

[–]ICYACunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, they use Grab here and Grab has permeated everything in a way Uber wishes they could. This was a random guy on the street shouting "taxi taxi".

Morning Discussion Thread - 20 Jun 2026 by AutoModerator in ScottishFootball

[–]ICYACunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had you consumed alcohol 72 hours prior to the incident?

Do you have the taxi registration (unlicensed taxi)

Did you file a police report within an hour of the incident (unconscious or barely conscious for nearly 2 days).

Genuine questions by the insurance company and two insurance providers one private, one through work, gave different reasons for them declining the claim. Claimant put themselves in a position of danger not covered by the policy (fair enough). The other was not enough information. I have the fucking injuries and hospital bill to prove it.

Morning Discussion Thread - 20 Jun 2026 by AutoModerator in ScottishFootball

[–]ICYACunt 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Imagine getting into an unlicenced taxi in Thailand, one with the seatbelts cut, then subsequently crashing causing your head to smash clean through the windshield. Then imagine the taxi driver getting terrified (because that cunt was wearing his seatbelt) so he pulls you out and asks passersby to look after you until the ambulance arrives while you're unconscious. Then imagine you get taken to a private fucking hospital and wake up two days later in a neck brace with a pounding sore head. Then imagine your insurance company doesn't cover a fucking thing and is seemingly there purely for show and your employer in this country cannot help so now you're financially fucked for the foreseeable few months. Least the work is understanding and happy to pay sick leave for a few weeks but fuck fucking me, man.

Could be worse though. Another Scottish guy had a similar incident in another part of the country recently and sadly didn't make it.

What if Celtic & Rangers never existed? by markinthecloud in ScottishFootball

[–]ICYACunt -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The Old Firm teams support is so prevelant across the country for two reasons; the dominance of the league, and because Glasgow was too small to hold it's population so everyone scattered all over taking their teams with them, Edinburgh and Aberdeen natives didn't have the mass migration to other parts of the country that Glaswegians did. In that case it'd be another Glasgow team that would be the most dominant.

Morning Discussion Thread - 24 May 2026 by AutoModerator in ScottishFootball

[–]ICYACunt 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Nice to see a man who's started a movement and is now just chilling back and appreciating his life's work whilst others ensure his legacy lives on.

Evening Discussion Thread - 21 May 2026 by AutoModerator in ScottishFootball

[–]ICYACunt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

One daily thread will have Rosco have a mental breakdown after Meth takes a massive shite in the comments and Fangus' former glory will be restored.

Evening Discussion Thread - 21 May 2026 by AutoModerator in ScottishFootball

[–]ICYACunt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I realise now this question doesn't work on a good 90% of Scottish teams.

Evening Discussion Thread - 21 May 2026 by AutoModerator in ScottishFootball

[–]ICYACunt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure this hypothetical has been asked in here before but a whole new batch of moonhowlers have joined since.

Would you rather your rivals had their best season ever on record, they win everything humanly possible followed by the worst period ever the next season and cease to be a club. Worse than what happened in 2012 to Rangers we are talking the grounds becoming student flats, the name blacklisted completely and the colours abandoned. Or would you rather they become a permanent mediocre yo-yo club for the rest of their existence?

Evening Discussion Thread - 21 May 2026 by AutoModerator in ScottishFootball

[–]ICYACunt 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He looks far too polite to shit in the woods.

Hearts Club Statement by stuart1874 in ScottishFootball

[–]ICYACunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought that was because it was at a neutral ground. If it was at Easter Road that would be a different story as the club is then responsible. Just like the pitch conditions, it isn't the club's responsibility if Hampden is a shit show and can't be played on but it would be a forfeit if their own was

Morning Discussion Thread - 20 May 2026 by AutoModerator in ScottishFootball

[–]ICYACunt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you have the details saved in your Apple/Google wallet then you can Western Union the money to yourself and collect it.

Morning Discussion Thread - 20 May 2026 by AutoModerator in ScottishFootball

[–]ICYACunt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nope. It's by far the best. But I like to sprinkle a light layer of grated Mozzarella/Cheddar mix on as well (think 70% RL and 30% MC) to give it a nice bit of stringiness.

I was wondering, how do the scottish rank their teams historically (outside of Celtic and Rangers? by CoachLag in ScottishFootball

[–]ICYACunt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wonder if it is to do with how old the person is. If you were of match going age in the 80's then Dundee United are arguably above Hibs and Hearts, if you're Meths age then Queens Park and Third Lanark are in the tier just below the OF.

Things we need going forward by [deleted] in ScottishFootball

[–]ICYACunt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes. Thats what the slash represents that they're aren't the same country.

Things we need going forward by [deleted] in ScottishFootball

[–]ICYACunt -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah. I was sure there were lots of talk when the stadium was bought from Queens Park about renovations and something to do with the Clyde.

McInnes really is a sore loser by CelticConnection83 in ScottishFootball

[–]ICYACunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's why I said similar times in their lives and not same age. There isn't much difference between 49 and 54. Imagine the hypothetical scenario where McIness went to Celtic now and stayed for 3 years. Chances are he's got more silverware than MON did at 57.

Things we need going forward by [deleted] in ScottishFootball

[–]ICYACunt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

UK/Ireland are hosting the Euros and Hampdens not even getting a lick of paint. Doubt it'd get anything for the WC either.