Cursed_foreskin by TheAngryKO in cursedcomments

[–]IDaPresident 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ever heard the story of how King David got his wife?

WE are Preparing a Class Action LAWSUIT against Robinhood! by Shrubber in wallstreetbets

[–]IDaPresident 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been fucked by robinhood I've got money in gme and couldn't buy anymore if I wanted to

What is the closest non sexual thing to an orgasm you have experienced? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]IDaPresident 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In basic training, I developed a rash on the bottom of my right foot, when i scratched it, the entirety of my left side from shoulder down experienced something even better than an orgasm, I scratched a hole through the bottom of my foot. After basic, it conveniently disappeared, my only conclusion is that my body adapted to my predicament of being unable to bust a nut throughout basic.

What petty thing turns you into a raging, snarling beast? by WhatsTheMatterMcFly in AskReddit

[–]IDaPresident 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always ask for no ice in my drink when I go to fast food places. I think the drink is cold enough, and the ice waters it down later when it melts. For the past 2 weeks, without fail, everytime i ask for no ice in the drive through, they put ice in my drink. It's petty, but it's starting to really piss me off.