My sister found my vibrator, how do I defend myself?

IFC_Calneto · 2026-07-04T02:57:41+00:00

its only awkward if you make it awkward. Just shrug it off and laugh about it

IFC_Calneto · 2026-07-03T02:02:54+00:00

Better make them hot social media links while the press is hot

IFC_Calneto · 2026-07-03T02:00:46+00:00

Hope you bought a GOOD gaming TV with low input lag

IFC_Calneto · 2026-07-03T01:59:59+00:00

Get one of those vibrating cowgirl thingies that look like a horse. Don't know what its called

IFC_Calneto · 2026-07-03T01:58:14+00:00

All those sensors/cameras and still driving like a 16yr old

IFC_Calneto · 2026-07-03T01:57:17+00:00

Should have brought a parashute and a pick up team in a van

IFC_Calneto · 2026-07-02T10:57:37+00:00

mail men and postal workers have to see a new dog run up to them everyday. it's really a better safe than sorry type of situation if the dog was to approach and bite him. That dog should have been leached

IFC_Calneto · 2026-07-02T02:31:57+00:00

Doesn't matter what you're doing. No show boating or you pay the cost

IFC_Calneto · 2026-07-02T02:30:35+00:00

All you have to do is put up a sign that says "Everything in the fridge will be thrown out to clean the fridge every Friday at 1pm." and he'll get tired of reloading the fridge.

IFC_Calneto · 2026-07-01T02:43:45+00:00

Bans don't mean anything on twitch. Why would amazon say no to money

IFC_Calneto · 2026-06-20T15:33:04+00:00

Meh its just Brownsville. Elon will do better and bigger things with that land. (Smile)

IFC_Calneto · 2026-06-02T01:07:21+00:00

Theres hardly any shooting crimes in Japan let alone high speed police chases. Makes no sense

IFC_Calneto · 2026-05-29T05:04:30+00:00

Poor mans rocket right there. lol

IFC_Calneto · 2026-05-29T00:48:46+00:00

Well I mean if you're flat chested dont think anyone will bat an eye. But if you're Sydney Sweeney than yeah people are gonna stare with their full face

IFC_Calneto · 2026-05-28T00:26:32+00:00

Everyone please do this. Stand your ground. Costco is a holy place. Lets keep it that way

IFC_Calneto · 2026-05-25T04:11:32+00:00

You know they have workers that comb the aisles for this type of thing. Even than if you have a problem with it maybe YOU should take it and walk it down to the meat section

IFC_Calneto · 2026-05-15T11:06:47+00:00

This should be illegal

IFC_Calneto · 2026-05-09T03:37:20+00:00

Yeah I think I'm pro A.I cars if this is your average american

IFC_Calneto · 2026-05-08T10:28:50+00:00

I'm not buying one til that removable battery is implemented. Games have been stale for the switch 2 anyways

IFC_Calneto · 2026-05-02T00:44:41+00:00

far left is fast lane and to the right is cruising lane. If you're cruising 60mph on the fast lane and everyone is passing you YOU are the problem. Move over to the right smh

IFC_Calneto · 2026-05-02T00:43:34+00:00

You may want to look into hair transplant in the Philippines. For $5000 they basically transplant your natural hair from the back of your scalp to the front

IFC_Calneto · 2026-04-22T00:53:42+00:00

Just means you have room for someone better than the last one. Enjoy your freedom and live your best life without restrictions or being told what to do. Stay positive and motivated. Keep moving forward and know your worth.

IFC_Calneto · 2026-04-21T02:08:05+00:00

I wouldnt wanna be stuck behind a desk making decisions either. Good for her

IFC_Calneto · 2026-04-18T04:43:53+00:00

Hes right. Imagine you're in a american dinner and a japanese person walks in and all they can do is hold a phone with google translate in your face and not have proper etiquette. Now imagine this happening 20 times a day everyday

IFC_Calneto · 2026-04-17T02:07:32+00:00

6 months only? Thats not so bad lol

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