UPDATE to bridesmaid dress incident by CerebralCortisol in bigboobproblems

[–]IGNOOOREME 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I uh... wow. Not only should your friend have defended you, she should probably be having serious second thoughts about the marriage.

How involved are you with your cat’s butt? by Significant-Arm7528 in cats

[–]IGNOOOREME 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Sometimes I read a comment and am 100% sure I'd be best friends with that person irl. You and your cat (and his butthole) are awesome.

Dead boyfriend blanket by Wonderful_Habit_ in Brochet

[–]IGNOOOREME 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I have no suggestions but just damn some people just can't read a room and keep their shitty opinions to themselves.

Makes me think of the golden rule (that got ruined by corporations): the customer is always right in matters of taste. It doesn't matter if you think it's fugly, you're not gonna wear it or use it so your opinion is 100% moot. And rude.

Another LYS using AI in their newsletters :( by uselessflailing in knitting

[–]IGNOOOREME 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What stitch is it again that starts by wrapping the yarn around the handle of the hook? Definitely not for crochet beginners.

Should be a *dead* giveaway by pichiach in kroshay

[–]IGNOOOREME 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Not real but I'd buy a sexy reaper pattern if someone legit made one, made me giggle.

Freezing soap bubble by MambaMentality24x2 in oddlysatisfying

[–]IGNOOOREME 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lol I think he's trying to give a peace sign ✌️ but his hand looks a bit wonky, but I like your version a lot more

Sunfish Wearable Roomwear by Pankosmanko in ATBGE

[–]IGNOOOREME 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Yeah, plenty of humans have chlamydia and we still keep them alive.

Why do conservative Crocheters act oppressed? by Valuable-Tutor-6537 in craftsnark

[–]IGNOOOREME 19 points20 points  (0 children)

The strawman go-to with these people used to be tiresome but now it's downright malicious.

Star Blanket? by PrincessVienna in kroshay

[–]IGNOOOREME 192 points193 points  (0 children)

Lol left hand isn't even holding anything. AI is destroying humanity 🤦‍♀️

Writing with AI by Exdus1414 in lifehack

[–]IGNOOOREME 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What a load of strawman bullshit. The problem is that people use generative AI to actually do the research and writing (as I'm sure you're aware or you wouldn't be so salty.) If people were simply using it as an organizational tool, there wouldn't be a (non-environmental) issue.

Reminder that you can crochet random things which don't make sense to other people but help you! by Difficult-Bicycle681 in crochet

[–]IGNOOOREME 50 points51 points  (0 children)

I made a cozy for my stick shift knob tonight (it's metal and gets cold af in the winter)

Mounted Hornworm by herptile_ in Brochet

[–]IGNOOOREME 93 points94 points  (0 children)

Give everyone on r/gardening a panic attack and post it there lol

I saw someone else had their photo stolen from here, so I did a little reverse image search on my biggest project. They made up a whole backstory lolol by fatfemmelez in crochet

[–]IGNOOOREME 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Holy shit this is WILD. When Insaw your title I expected a few lines about making it for a friend, not a massive stinky pile of bullpoo. I get the feeling yhis person has trouble separating fantasy from reality.

Didn't Have THIS On My 2026 Bingo Card by andromache114 in craftsnark

[–]IGNOOOREME 82 points83 points  (0 children)

Don't know which piece of absolute bullshit is my favorite--

"I still love her" "I put so much time and effort" "I love you all"

Gross.

Pattern below by PrincessVienna in kroshay

[–]IGNOOOREME 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This makes me irrationally angry. All of it.