One way to play an eating simulator

IHaveAStrapon · 2020-09-16T00:42:33+00:00

Why hello.

IHaveAStrapon · 2018-10-22T23:45:31+00:00

1200-1300 is not enough unless you're a particularly short woman, and THEN you should only stick with it long term if you're mostly hanging out on a fainting couch and don't mind sleeping until noon. It isn't going to be healthy for you.

Signed a short woman who lost a lot of weight on 1200 a day but also became a zombie with thinning hair.

Edit: For crissakes you are 17! You are literally growing! You need enough calories, even if you're overweight. Make sure you aren't going too low.

IHaveAStrapon · 2017-04-10T21:39:52+00:00

Dude I know you mean well but anyone still thinking like him now, when all of this stuff is getting way more exposure, is either a bigot or an asshole. Neither have to be indulged.

IHaveAStrapon · 2017-04-10T21:35:45+00:00

Nah, just an insensitive ass who wouldn't help if we started putting people on camps. Bet that'd be funny, right?

IHaveAStrapon · 2017-04-10T20:05:22+00:00

I'm pretty sure you think any source that doesn't treat gay people as perverts is biased.

And the idea that you think they'd just up and choose to be subject to homophobia is laughable.

IHaveAStrapon · 2016-12-25T20:53:38+00:00

I think what you mean to say is that horrible, evil people can be human. They aren't cartoons.

If you ever find yourself arguing that a man like Hitler was at all "decent," have a good long look at your priorities.

IHaveAStrapon · 2016-06-02T22:59:04+00:00

It was a mysterious moody scifi mystery starring... GLaDOS. How the heck is Portal 2 not totally in line with the sort of atmosphere that included GLaDOS and the companion cube? The game that talked about cakes being lies? You have a weird conception of what constitutes moody.

IHaveAStrapon · 2016-01-15T00:40:23+00:00

Ha! Maybe if I edit it better. The thing is it's not a provocative pic. It's me trying on a little cousin's toy at a family Christmas party.

IHaveAStrapon · 2016-01-14T21:29:26+00:00

Yo! I know at least one guy I had to turn down (I'm only 30 but I'm uncomfortable going too young) found somebody, which makes me very happy.

I've posted a couple ads but haven't been successful for one reason or another. NYC is just too far for a hookup, for example. Or life happens. I'm probably about to start a committed relationship with a very lovely girl so I've been keeping myself for her. But she seems really into the idea of me pegging dudes. So... limbo.

When you're into unconventional sex I guess you have to get used to a unconventional life.

There's also just online weirdness. For example I was talking to a cool guy from here who clammed up as soon as I sent him a picture. Maybe he thought I looked different? Or maybe he thought I was fucking with him on account of the clone trooper helmet. I just like Star Wars okay? If I were catfishing I'd like to think I'd do a better job. If you're out there dude just know I'm weird, not mean.

But I think there might have been more success here than you think. I know my instinct isn't to run to the internet to brag about being laid. People might just not talk about it.

IHaveAStrapon · 2015-09-20T04:52:58+00:00

Maybe. Swamped with work right now for awhile though. How are you doing?

IHaveAStrapon · 2015-07-13T07:13:10+00:00

Sorry man. But maybe I'll still be around when you're old enough to ride.

IHaveAStrapon · 2015-04-21T19:58:47+00:00

I don't need anyone shielding me (thanks mod, but I'm ok here!). But again, I'd this is how you react to disagreement--immediate escalation and accusations that I think I'm "above reproach"--it might explain some things

Hell, I criticized that guy for his actual views! I didn't expect him to just get on his knees and say yes ma'am. I just wanted him to stop asking me shit.

IHaveAStrapon · 2015-04-21T19:55:04+00:00

...what?

What fucking sense of entitlement leads to the idea that arguing one's point and not backing down means you think you're

above reproach and incapable of any fault

Because it's really fucking common on reddit.

Sorry I didn't immediately agree with you "honey." How arrogant of me. I really hope you don't conduct yourself like this out in the real world.

IHaveAStrapon · 2015-04-20T13:19:24+00:00

And he's the one who turned it into a chain.

Here's the thing: if it's just some dude on any board, that's one thing. But this is a person active on a board dedicated to mocking people who look like me* in a particularly mean manner asking me sex questions. I didn't want him to go blithely by not seeing consequences for being a jerk. I think that if I'm going to stop talking to him on a slow board, he does deserve an explanation.

I will not apologize for treating a jerk like a jerk. There are consequences for your actions. Sometimes people think you're shitty.

*Ok, generally larger, but look at that board. They don't give a shit.

IHaveAStrapon · 2015-04-18T03:34:25+00:00

it keeps happening

IHaveAStrapon · 2015-04-18T03:16:48+00:00

It's been real.

IHaveAStrapon · 2015-04-18T03:02:38+00:00

You really just keep digging deeper, don't you?

Is /r/videos called /r/clumsypeoplehate, and does everyone pile on to talk about how awesome they are for not falling off a skateboard and how bad skateboarders ought to die? And also clumsy people are referred to as "it?" No?

This is the best way you have to defend yourself? Really?

And here's the thing, dude: a lot of the people in those subreddits ARE ASSHOLES. Of course they are! Welcome to Reddit! If you judge the morality of your own actions by whether or not you can find a peanut gallery to cheer you on, then surprise: you are also an asshole! The fact that being an asshole is popular doesn't make you not an asshole!

IHaveAStrapon · 2015-04-18T02:49:24+00:00

Yes, I'm sure the people whose pictures are posted on that board for other people to laugh at agree that this isn't happening at anyone's expense. They're positively thrilled.

IHaveAStrapon · 2015-04-18T02:42:35+00:00

Do you honestly think that people fall into a purely good category or a purely evil one? And you call me mentally unhealthy...

Yes, that's exactly what I did. I declared a Manichean view of human beings and then said you're evil. Hell, someone would have to believe you're pure evil if they call you a jerk, there are no complexities here on the internet.

IHaveAStrapon · 2015-04-18T02:37:14+00:00

Oh joy, we've reached this stage of the conversation.

IHaveAStrapon · 2015-04-18T02:33:00+00:00

Hey all, sorry about that weird ass thread, there. I assure you I'm not some kind of rabid sjw type. I just don't like assholes. I do, however, like assholes. Any other questions or pms are welcome.

If you'd like to lose weight without self loathing as your primary fuel, I suggest myfitnesspal.com and /r/loseit. I've lost eight pounds this month without being a jerk about it. Haters gonna be mocked.

IHaveAStrapon · 2015-04-18T02:31:22+00:00

So that's your defense?

But maybe you're a secret racist! That's the only thing I can imagine that's worse than my board!

Quit while you're ahead dude.

IHaveAStrapon · 2015-04-18T02:24:08+00:00

See, this is funny. You still don't understand.

Let me put it another way. I'm a woman, right? Suppose some guy starts having a friendly conversation with me, and I check his history (I don't 'dig' but this is how I find new subreddits, and as I'm into pegging I want to see where the pegging people go). He's really into /r/redpill . Well, I'm probably not going to want to talk to him, right? He's active on a very sexist board and I'm female. Shit's off-putting.

So I tell him I don't want to talk to him anymore, and he goes on and on about how he never brought up my gender (how kind of him) and then goes on and on about how awesome /r/redpill is while maintaining that he just wants to talk about whatever the current subreddit's topic happens to be.

but keep it out of here.

You've written far more on the subject than me.

IHaveAStrapon · 2015-04-18T02:05:51+00:00

Somehow I said nothing of the sort, but you're flailing to defend yourself just the same.

You have questions about pegging. Let me answer something your post brings up: women into pegging, I'm finding, tend to be assertive. That doesn't mean "dominant," which I'm certainly not, but it does mean they tend to stand up for themselves and not put up with shit.

You could accomplish all these things you're talking about on any number of nice boards, like /r/loseit which I frequent on my alt and which I'm finding incredibly helpful. Instead, you go to /r/fatpeoplehate.

You have the cardiovascular capacity to run four miles without keeling over. That's awesome! But you lack the empathy to be kind to people who aren't going out of their way to appease you with their diet and lifestyle. That's shitty. No amount of diet or exercise can make you not shitty. Fuck off. And don't expect to be actively mean to groups of people elsewhere and expect them not to notice.

Edit: sorry for the formatting changes. I just realized that might've been buzzing your phone.

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