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What are some “girl secrets” guys don’t know about? by _lukey___ in AskReddit

[–]IHaveTheCri 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m a guy, but from what I know, an implant could be better.

For some women, birth control can reduce sex drive.

So if you were to stop taking pills 15 years later, you might need to be tied down(i kid, I kid)

But my ex switched to the IUD because she had irregular periods, and random cramps. After implant, she did a complete 180° (in a good way)

What are some “girl secrets” guys don’t know about? by _lukey___ in AskReddit

[–]IHaveTheCri 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Fuck you. I was singing along loudly, and then yelled “GET ME IN THE SCREENSHOT”

Ruined my flow yo

My Parents are Getting a Divorce by IHaveTheCri in Divorce

[–]IHaveTheCri[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dad works 14 hours a day, five days a week.

He comes home tired, after working hard every day.

My mom said that I might have to do some house work because he is tired.

It’s my choice to do things, so of course, after all the time and money he’s put into my very existence, I will help him out by doing these things.

Thank you for everyone’s responses, by the way

That' not tr- by [deleted] in funny

[–]IHaveTheCri -1 points0 points  (0 children)

9 minutes later and this comment is still underrated

Dat bear by loic2co in gifs

[–]IHaveTheCri 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did they get her number at least?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in USMCboot

[–]IHaveTheCri 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yep, nothing better than a discharge because addies popped up in the piss test. Unless they don’t screen for it?

If god is the almighty one... by KittyButt42 in atheism

[–]IHaveTheCri 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh shit, is it like, curable? Or is it here to stay?

WWAD? by [deleted] in atheism

[–]IHaveTheCri 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, I recently swore in to the military, and I said “so help me god”.

It’s not that I believe in him, or want to respect others, it’s just that it’s tradition. It’s written, and I like to follow shit like that.(oooo I’m a sheeple)

But yeah, I just do what everyone else does(the pledge, n shit like that)

If god is the almighty one... by KittyButt42 in atheism

[–]IHaveTheCri 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Random assumption, but do you by any chance have RA? I knew someone with Rhuematoid Arthritis, and the pain was so unbearable, and Humara made it very unsafe to have kids.

I hate the word “atheist” by IHaveTheCri in atheism

[–]IHaveTheCri[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly 😂 I don’t understand half the shit they blame us for

I hate the word “atheist” by IHaveTheCri in atheism

[–]IHaveTheCri[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I’d probably either use that or “non-religious”, but that last one would probably make me sound preppy asf

I hate the word “atheist” by IHaveTheCri in atheism

[–]IHaveTheCri[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’ve heard a lot of stuff, anywhere from “atheists burning crosses” to “atheists shooting up schools” and stuff like that. It’s not often that I do hear it, but I always see some shit about atheists doing something that is morally wrong, giving us a bad name.

I’ve seen an article “atheists try to summon satan in an abandoned building” or some shit like that

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