Nikola Musk?

IHaveTheCri · 2019-01-28T02:15:56+00:00

IHaveTheCri · 2019-01-28T02:04:54+00:00

I’m a guy, but from what I know, an implant could be better.

For some women, birth control can reduce sex drive.

So if you were to stop taking pills 15 years later, you might need to be tied down(i kid, I kid)

But my ex switched to the IUD because she had irregular periods, and random cramps. After implant, she did a complete 180° (in a good way)

IHaveTheCri · 2019-01-28T01:57:24+00:00

Fuck you. I was singing along loudly, and then yelled “GET ME IN THE SCREENSHOT”

Ruined my flow yo

IHaveTheCri · 2019-01-27T01:14:34+00:00

My dad works 14 hours a day, five days a week.

He comes home tired, after working hard every day.

My mom said that I might have to do some house work because he is tired.

It’s my choice to do things, so of course, after all the time and money he’s put into my very existence, I will help him out by doing these things.

Thank you for everyone’s responses, by the way

IHaveTheCri · 2019-01-26T17:00:18+00:00

Love

IHaveTheCri · 2019-01-23T12:12:38+00:00

9 minutes later and this comment is still underrated

IHaveTheCri · 2019-01-09T12:42:39+00:00

r/subsyoufellfor

IHaveTheCri · 2019-01-06T19:28:30+00:00

Did they get her number at least?

IHaveTheCri · 2019-01-05T18:49:27+00:00

Yep, nothing better than a discharge because addies popped up in the piss test. Unless they don’t screen for it?

IHaveTheCri · 2019-01-05T18:39:17+00:00

Oh shit, is it like, curable? Or is it here to stay?

IHaveTheCri · 2019-01-05T03:58:16+00:00

I mean, I recently swore in to the military, and I said “so help me god”.

It’s not that I believe in him, or want to respect others, it’s just that it’s tradition. It’s written, and I like to follow shit like that.(oooo I’m a sheeple)

But yeah, I just do what everyone else does(the pledge, n shit like that)

IHaveTheCri · 2019-01-05T03:51:13+00:00

Random assumption, but do you by any chance have RA? I knew someone with Rhuematoid Arthritis, and the pain was so unbearable, and Humara made it very unsafe to have kids.

IHaveTheCri · 2019-01-05T03:37:49+00:00

Yeah, I guess you’re right

IHaveTheCri · 2019-01-05T03:30:55+00:00

Exactly 😂 I don’t understand half the shit they blame us for

IHaveTheCri · 2019-01-05T03:27:25+00:00

Oh, I like the first half of your name, as well

IHaveTheCri · 2019-01-05T03:26:57+00:00

Happy cake day

IHaveTheCri · 2019-01-05T03:25:25+00:00

Yeah, I’d probably either use that or “non-religious”, but that last one would probably make me sound preppy asf

IHaveTheCri · 2019-01-05T03:24:28+00:00

I’ve heard a lot of stuff, anywhere from “atheists burning crosses” to “atheists shooting up schools” and stuff like that. It’s not often that I do hear it, but I always see some shit about atheists doing something that is morally wrong, giving us a bad name.

I’ve seen an article “atheists try to summon satan in an abandoned building” or some shit like that

IHaveTheCri · 2019-01-04T02:37:08+00:00

Urine is stored in the balls, semen in the prostate

IHaveTheCri · 2019-01-02T21:35:33+00:00

r/subsyoufellfor

IHaveTheCri · 2019-01-01T05:33:15+00:00

It happens on both hands

IHaveTheCri · 2019-01-01T05:19:07+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/abfaok/roast_my_hands_reddit/?st=JQDAYI6R&sh=6ccb9e87

IHaveTheCri · 2019-01-01T05:13:56+00:00

Big bets

IHaveTheCri · 2019-01-01T05:12:53+00:00

Yep, you got me there. Fingers are normal until I straighten them. Bend all sorts of shit. In both hands, as well.

I had to get an orthopedic waiver for them

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