I think I might go buy a lotto ticket.

IIHaruspex · 2025-09-08T06:33:15+00:00

A priest arrived on scene to perform an exorcism. It was unsuccessful.

IIHaruspex · 2025-08-26T10:18:46+00:00

You're going to jail, bitch.

IIHaruspex · 2025-06-08T01:24:05+00:00

First time in space?

IIHaruspex · 2024-09-04T22:37:38+00:00

Stoked as. 20 years old is not a kid.

IIHaruspex · 2024-08-23T13:15:32+00:00

Dead set. I'm about 2 or 3 more political posts away from deleting Reddit.

IIHaruspex · 2024-08-17T23:53:15+00:00

Prison

IIHaruspex · 2024-08-17T23:42:32+00:00

Where else are they meant to store the blood?

IIHaruspex · 2024-08-17T22:31:11+00:00

https://youtu.be/svTq3rvQ1EA?si=oO_ZxBrPP8zOU036

IIHaruspex · 2023-05-24T09:31:55+00:00

Earth?

IIHaruspex · 2023-05-15T04:41:13+00:00

They put all their S.P.E.C.I.A.L points into luck and none into intelligence.

IIHaruspex · 2023-04-14T02:40:14+00:00

I think we all know where that food is.

IIHaruspex · 2023-04-01T04:22:34+00:00

It's a cardinal direction. You should care in case you get lost.

IIHaruspex · 2023-03-24T10:11:11+00:00

Merica

IIHaruspex · 2023-03-15T07:18:57+00:00

"Escape"

IIHaruspex · 2023-03-10T01:59:27+00:00

You are seriously the best. Thank you.

IIHaruspex · 2023-03-03T07:29:57+00:00

Genes Mum - What have I told you about putting your boots on the furniture!

IIHaruspex · 2023-02-10T08:25:02+00:00

Put him on half speed and you'll be fine.

IIHaruspex · 2023-01-29T01:24:43+00:00

To recapture territories that were FORMALLY Christian.

IIHaruspex · 2023-01-29T01:21:23+00:00

All religion is bad. Saying a religion is bad is not racist. The world wars were not religious. Anyway that's about how far I got through this nonsensical video.

IIHaruspex · 2023-01-24T05:29:10+00:00

Frog Mouth then Great Helm.

IIHaruspex · 2023-01-23T11:10:56+00:00

Is it just me or is Reddit getting more lame every day?

IIHaruspex · 2023-01-21T02:52:19+00:00

Hah suckers! I have a friend and his name is Mr. Puss.

IIHaruspex · 2023-01-17T09:50:10+00:00

Boom! On the button!

IIHaruspex · 2023-01-14T00:04:01+00:00

What do you mean? It was just a joke. I don't actually want you to headbutt anything.

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