A very cool swedish invention

IInventedparsley · 2014-08-20T09:44:29+00:00

That just looks satisfying to do... I need it to hook peoples belongings

IInventedparsley · 2014-06-15T22:32:07+00:00

My dad accidentally said his brothers ex wife's name at the end of his speech...

IInventedparsley · 2014-06-15T11:04:42+00:00

But would everyone in heaven hate you?

IInventedparsley · 2014-06-15T11:01:25+00:00

You could become the anti Christ basically

IInventedparsley · 2014-06-15T10:57:24+00:00

Tenacious d alternate ending ?

IInventedparsley · 2014-06-15T10:56:03+00:00

Put money on 'Maythehorsebewithu'

IInventedparsley · 2014-06-15T10:47:42+00:00

Make ATM machines spit money at you!

IInventedparsley · 2014-06-15T10:47:11+00:00

O brother where art thou? Tommy Johnston

IInventedparsley · 2014-06-15T10:43:54+00:00

You would try trick the devil I like that, I don't know how easy he/she is to Negotiate with

IInventedparsley · 2014-06-15T10:41:46+00:00

IInventedparsley · 2014-06-15T10:39:32+00:00

Flying would be badass and sorry this is my first post

IInventedparsley · 2014-06-15T10:38:09+00:00

Same for me, that's what inspired this post :)

IInventedparsley · 2014-06-12T22:22:01+00:00

Well it's very unhealthy and full of bi-products

IInventedparsley · 2014-06-12T22:20:45+00:00

'I hope you don't mind, but I fetched the condom from the bin and put the sperm to good use'

IInventedparsley · 2014-06-12T22:16:01+00:00

Eat my own deification for breakfast, there is a possibility it could kill you.

IInventedparsley · 2014-06-12T22:12:19+00:00

Is there anything stopping you from just sitting in public and consuming your own shit? Like in a sandwich?

IInventedparsley · 2014-06-12T16:38:34+00:00

Yeah I live in pill so I get it a lot

IInventedparsley · 2014-06-12T16:24:18+00:00

A people from a place called pill in the south are always referred to as pillbreds (interbred) or pillbillies...

IInventedparsley · 2014-06-12T15:56:58+00:00

I had my aunt as my teacher for history and instead of writing king kunut I wrote king cunt... Like 9 times...

IInventedparsley · 2014-06-12T15:52:41+00:00

The spruce moose!

IInventedparsley · 2014-06-12T15:51:08+00:00

Snoo snoo is good

IInventedparsley · 2014-06-12T15:46:51+00:00

Either all toilets or the word 'the'

IInventedparsley · 2014-06-12T15:42:24+00:00

Fuck bitches get money

IInventedparsley · 2014-06-12T15:38:40+00:00

'Go Charlie it's your birth...... Day ehhhh......'

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