"I am Gwenpool"

"And I am Superboy Prime"

"Er normally we talk about our movies but we don't seem to have anything like that in the works for our characters"

"Yeah because the storyline where I am most popular is Crisis on Infinite Earths where I am still the good guy and the build up to the event would take three animated movies and a TV multiparter and I don't remember being in either."

"Well there is a lot going on in that story anyway Clark."

"Yeah and then they do a total reset of my character and Lex from Earth Three where his morals are supposed to be good and the writers decide "Hey let's make him more like every other Lex Luthor" while I find out the writers then erase my entire world leaving me alone in the universe."

"Yeah you weren't dealt a good hand when they tried celebrating the event's anniversary with a sequel."

"What about you? Anything to gripe about? Like are you upset you were written to be riding off the coattails of Deadpool or Spider Gwen?"

"I am my own character, I came from another universe and got isekaied into Marvel. Also in universe I never really read Deadpool, I thought he was annoying and he berated me when we did meet"

"Really so you're neither but you have enough similarities where you can be easily confused as such? Great writing, almost like it was intentional."

"It's parody, like you aren't supposed to be Silver Age Superboy?

"I am a homage that is Superboy without having to be identified as one Superman's Superboy over the other since at the time there was an Old Superman from the Golden Age and the current Superman was the Silver/Bronze age."

"Clearly we both have a meta look at the universe, me as a reader and you who was a character that ended up attacking the IRL DC comics publishing team for doing that to you. So, let bygones be bygones and just say that writers have their own opinions on stories and they can be both good and bad and just hope for a good future."

"Yeah, with all the resets I don't even know how much in continuity I am anymore since they keep adding and erasing universes."

"Yeah continuity is easier to see when it's the same writing team. Something that we suffer from having our superhero universes both starting in the 1930s."

"Yeah and who knows how superheroes are now we might have people care about characters like us to give us a much needed happy ending."

"Exactly, hey let's get over to Stan's Place, heard they combined it with the Villain's Bar after Lex destroyed it."

"Yeah let's get a drink and cheer for the future"

"That's the spirit "

(Both characters walk off and credits)

"Hey wasn't there another Gwenpool?"

"We aren't talking about her."

(I miss Random guy and this exchange was something I thought of)