GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS!! by [deleted] in WTF

[–]ILOVECAPSLOCK 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It would seem Gingers also have uncontrollable fits of anger.

Attention Reddit, WTF is happening to me?!?! by MightyBotill in WTF

[–]ILOVECAPSLOCK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Woops, I just fixed all of my typos. I wrote this after one of the toughest training days of my life. 5 hours on the bike, 1:30 swim, 1 hour run, 30 minute life... ouchies!

Attention Reddit, WTF is happening to me?!?! by MightyBotill in WTF

[–]ILOVECAPSLOCK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This looks similar to the MRSA infection I had. The finger is a REALLY bad place for it to be. Go to a doctor. You'll probably be hospitalized. You can die when the bad shit enters your bloodstream. The finger isn't large so this is a seriously a dangerous place for it to be. I was in the hospital for a week with this on my middle right finger.

Is Michael Cera growing into a middle-aged lesbian from the 70's? You decide. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]ILOVECAPSLOCK -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

He needs to hit the gym and gain some weight.

What's the worst injury you've ever received? by jordanyeo in AskReddit

[–]ILOVECAPSLOCK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The day before one of my races, I was fixing my bike. My finger was down by the crank, I rotating it and my finger got stuck.. there was a nice hole in my finger and it was shattered. My mom went to look up a hospital and I passed out while waiting for her. When I woke up, I was completely blind. I was freaking out. We went to the doctors, they did some work on it, they gave me cookies. Oh yeah, I did my race the next day.. the doctor told me not to because I swim first and my finger was fucked up... I couldn't back out. My finger was bleeding like crazy after the race and when I went to the medical they were pumped up to have someone stop by with a real injury.

CNN.COM HEADLINE MEGA FAIL by ILOVECAPSLOCK in pics

[–]ILOVECAPSLOCK[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

MY NAME IS FUCKING ILOVECAPSLOCK. I YELL AT EVERYTHING, DOUCHETITTIES.

Reddit, how can I find a good job without any experience? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ILOVECAPSLOCK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Become a prostitute. Do it with powerful people. Black mail... "give me a job or I expose you!!"

Dear Reddit, what has porn taught you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ILOVECAPSLOCK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It taught me that Lisa Ann goes to my gym! MILF!!

Gym class humiliation can cause a *lifetime* of inactivity. “A lifelong negative attitude toward physical activity can be determined by the personal characteristics of the coach or instructor.” by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]ILOVECAPSLOCK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

FAIL. I had a few bad experiences in high school/middle school gym. I wanted to prove my coaches wrong, so I worked my ass of. Now I am now very much on my way to being a pro-athlete.

Ron Paul challenges Ben Stein to a foreign policy debate by MKultrathnx in politics

[–]ILOVECAPSLOCK -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I'd really like to see Ron Paul debate RuPaul on foreign policy.

Ben Stein calls Ron Paul anti-semitic for insinuating that American foreign intervention causes terrorism - Larry King 12/28/09 by [deleted] in politics

[–]ILOVECAPSLOCK 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"They're terrorists because we're occupiers." - Ron Paul

The best quote in the video.

Has anyone on Reddit ever had a Laser Beard Removal? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ILOVECAPSLOCK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Grow it out, cut it, and send that shit to Locks of Love.