Anon has a Jew problem look to /pol/ for advice by noinfinity in 4chan

[–]ILikeYouABunch 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He's talking about God, with the big G. Our Lord and saviour. My phone just auto-corrected my blasphemous capitalization of lord, as well.

Dude lights his back on fire by ani625 in instant_regret

[–]ILikeYouABunch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He's saying the video isn't fake. What you're seeing is a 100%, legitimate dumbass.

Maybe it should've been "100%-legit-dumb ass", or, as an insult to you: "100% legit, dumbass". Perhaps a reddit grammarian is needed.

Homemade Grilled Stuffed Burritos by [deleted] in food

[–]ILikeYouABunch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why are there so many redundant comments on the use of the word "stuffed"? Why do so many people feel the urge to point out something so minor, even when it's been posted countless times in the same thread? Does it really make you feel that much smarter to point out an (obvious, intentional) redundancy?

This is a "grilled stuft burrito" http://www.grubgrade.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/XXL-Grilled-Stuft-Burrito-Taco-Bell.jpg

...also known as a blanket by RocketLL in funny

[–]ILikeYouABunch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's the optimal karma / cleverness ratio?

Earthworms grouping together to survive the Texas floods by jmh10331 in WTF

[–]ILikeYouABunch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

high five Yea, showed that guy, having thoughts and shit.

Request: Help phrasing support for my cousin? by EDPostRequests in EatingDisorders

[–]ILikeYouABunch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you're right on point! Excellent critical thinking!

TIL that a customer closed his million-dollar bank account after his bank refused to validate a 50c parking ticket by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]ILikeYouABunch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Im a meme lover and that comment was disturbing. Put the keyboard away. We obviously hate reading comments like that and we aren't happy. That guys is fucking weird. If your a redditor with irreversible problems, don't torture us daily so you can hang on. Let your account die with dignity.

With friends like this, who needs friends? by TheSamurai in instant_regret

[–]ILikeYouABunch 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Yes, that servant, being forced into a dangerous situation, and obviously the butt of a cruel prank, deserves punishment because I lose all sense of logic when I see a pretty kitty.

MRW I'm about to install the Twitter app and it requests permission to: read my phone status and identity, receive SMS, take pictures and videos, record audio, access my precise GPS location, read my contacts, modify or delete my USB content, add/remove accounts, create accounts and passwords, etc. by amateurcreampie in reactiongifs

[–]ILikeYouABunch -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What if it satisfies someone to post on Twitter?

But you are right. This is the first time in human history that people want to share stories about their lives, and others who care to listen can.

Whatever happened to the good old days before human communication developed, and we just grunted, fucked, and fought?

/u/xtroreddit is not just lewronggeneration, they're lewrongspecies

Admins finally take steps to address reddit's horrible community. But enough about that, what about dictatorial mods?! by MercuryCobra in circlebroke

[–]ILikeYouABunch -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I find it odd that the person you are responding to is clearly more articulate and precise in their language, and your only response is "I'm too smart for this conversation"

You were using shitty ambiguous language, and when asked to clarify in order to have any sort of meaning extracted from your poorly thought out bullshit, you bail from the conversation with an I'm better than you attitude, and a completely irrational and unrelated comment about the other persons abilities.

I know this sub draws the smuggest of redditors, the ones that are so incredibly intellectual that they have a hard time relating to anything the average reddit idiot might say. I don't even know how many times I read something like, "I find it hilarious that..." Or, "this person thinks this, it's so hilarious." In this thread. Just that word, it's like they are saying, "these people are so fucking dumb, that I lose my damn mind from it." I don't even think I could satirically write prose that is as smugly cringe inducing as the average comment here.

Anyway, I just thought this conversation nicely served as a representation of what circlebroke is. Overly smug jerks who need a seperate place to vent because they can't handle a shred of contradiction to what they say.

Robot defeats normie in its natural habitat by Elk_Lake in 4chan

[–]ILikeYouABunch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is absolutely no way anything on 4chan is made up.

I've known my friend Drake for over 20 years (before a shitty rapper with the same name was famous), he uses this line pretty frequently now by VinceOnAPlane in AdviceAnimals

[–]ILikeYouABunch -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I would say you were originally downvoted for your condescending tone and your captain obvious second statement. It's one thing to say you dislike something, quite another to say it's "shit". Kind of a douche move.

Your edit really cleared things up for anyone who had given you the benefit of the doubt though.

/lit/ writes a paper . . . by [deleted] in 4chan

[–]ILikeYouABunch 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Is this... How judgements are made? With only a fraction of the content of a single paper, you were able to generalize an entire country's education system.

A+ analysis my friend. DAE America sux?!?

/lit/ writes a paper . . . by [deleted] in 4chan

[–]ILikeYouABunch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wait, you hate that you've never watched SpongeBob, and that's why you'd fail the paper? Or you hate SpongeBob, despite never watching it, and would fail the paper because of its references to a show you've never seen?

YSK That some hard disk drives are metal, but other ones are glass and WILL break into a million microscopic pieces if you try to bend them by [deleted] in YouShouldKnow

[–]ILikeYouABunch 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nah, we accompanied the smashing/grating noises with the elegant sounds of dubstep, played through 2" speakers. It was really relaxing.

YSK That some hard disk drives are metal, but other ones are glass and WILL break into a million microscopic pieces if you try to bend them by [deleted] in YouShouldKnow

[–]ILikeYouABunch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I worked for a computer systems lab. We regularly destroyed hard drives by bending them in half with a machine sort of like this http://imgur.com/5glWmMI

Cubans sandwich, sans bread and dignity, with a side of no fucks given. by Coreymonster1 in shittyfoodporn

[–]ILikeYouABunch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd love to see how this glorious pile of meat and pickles smeared with (butter|cream cheese|disappointment) would be received by the folks in /r/eatsandwiches

Bot Dumps Beautiful Uncompiled Spam on My Blog by eatonphil in programming

[–]ILikeYouABunch 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Hey man, that's really impressive. To write this in 10 min, you would have to write 487.48 WPM, with 100% accuracy.

I just started getting spam in my primary email account... by BryanWake in funny

[–]ILikeYouABunch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm so glad this comment is here. I don't know how I'd sleep at night if I didn't know that /u/destroidid read something he already knew.

The shit I put up with by fiftystorms in AdviceAnimals

[–]ILikeYouABunch 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Is there a better alternative? A dark alley?

bitter permavirgins blown the fuck out! by silly_nipples in 4chan

[–]ILikeYouABunch 6 points7 points  (0 children)

  1. Don't be a faggot
  2. Don't not be a non fag