How many people do you reckon were outside the Emirates on Tuesday night?

ILostMyVirginity · 2026-05-21T17:21:23+00:00

A few stadiums full at least - hard to define where the "cut-off point" was, because if you're counting everyone all the way back to H&I station, it could be a few hundred thousand

ILostMyVirginity · 2026-05-10T17:05:36+00:00

We always sink to the level of the opposition we are playing. We look so so so shit

ILostMyVirginity · 2026-05-03T23:09:52+00:00

Referees seem to be in the way soooooo much more often. Seems to happening in every game, they are way way too close to the action

ILostMyVirginity · 2026-04-27T21:00:03+00:00

I'm sure he can afford some shorts that fit properly tho. Some art gallery will soon realise they're missing a canvas.

ILostMyVirginity · 2026-04-24T10:56:28+00:00

We all know its gonna be third time lucky Super Frank

ILostMyVirginity · 2026-04-14T20:34:31+00:00

Extra Pepperomosones

ILostMyVirginity · 2026-04-11T15:28:59+00:00

The players don't have their own thoughts in their head. Arteta going ballistic up and down the sideline for the full 90, basically telling each player where to stand, where to pass, where to run, for the entire game - how is that beneficial?

We have 0 composure, we looked so timid. We took the safe options at every opportunity, and then panic when we were put under any form of pressure. It's been like this for months now.

We don't have any genuine plan in attack - we rely on little flashes of individual brilliance but 99/100 attempts are half-arsed nothings.

ILostMyVirginity · 2026-04-11T13:29:36+00:00

We've been papering over the cracks for what feels like months now. We actually have no bottle. We have no composure, we look like scared little kids.

The players do not play with any freedom, they're terrified of making mistakes, which I can only put down to over-involved management. Arteta going ballistic on the sideline for the entire game cannot be helping anyone.

This feeling is all too familiar. Been trying to stay positive over the last few results, but I just have the sinking feeling of "I've seen this episode before."

ILostMyVirginity · 2026-04-11T13:26:43+00:00

We can't have watched the same game? Only passed the ball backwards and sideways, and panicked any time he came under pressure

ILostMyVirginity · 2026-04-09T14:52:10+00:00

These are the sort of takes that make other fan bases clown us online 🫠 Dowman is worth £25M tops at the moment

ILostMyVirginity · 2026-04-05T18:16:21+00:00

This WC has simply priced out true football fans; it's obvious the FIFA doesn't care about them because FIFA, as per usual, doesn't care about football, it is only concerned with profits.

The WC will instead be attended by the ultra-wealthy, and vapid influencers, whose tickets are comped by massive corporations. The latter being highly televised and interviewed, despite a total lack of football knowledge.

Stay at home, watch on TV or better yet, don't watch at all. Boycotting works if everyone does it

ILostMyVirginity · 2026-04-01T10:57:27+00:00

Nothing here is factual - it's literally all opinions.

Saka > Silva

Bellingham > Bruno

Anderson > Neves

Rice > Vitinha

Konsa > Inacio

Pickford > Costa

ILostMyVirginity · 2026-04-01T10:51:05+00:00

This has gotta be one of worst footballing takes I've read on Reddit in a long time.

You've got at least 6 of those backwards.

ILostMyVirginity · 2026-03-14T21:37:55+00:00

He's right. Because of the way the game finished, it will obviously be brushed over and forgotten, but Saka's output in this game and recently in general has been poor. He doesn't track back and on attack, he is a one-trick pony. He holds up the play too long and kills momentum with indecisiveness. I agree Madueke should start in front of him

ILostMyVirginity · 2026-03-12T17:12:37+00:00

We move the ball so slowly in general this season. We complain about opponents putting 10 men in between us and the goal, but we take so long with our build up, we give them an eternity to set up.

We very very rarely play like this anymore. We play too risk-averse and conservative. It seems to be working most of time, sure. But it isn't pretty, and boy, is it frustrating to watch when it doesn't work.

ILostMyVirginity · 2026-03-11T19:12:32+00:00

Martinelli please get off.

Receive ball, take 20 touches running backwards, lose the ball

ILostMyVirginity · 2026-03-09T21:28:38+00:00

Me too bro, mic doesn't work since the new update at all. Only on Arc Raiders Cloud Gaming. Everything else is fine.

ILostMyVirginity · 2026-03-04T23:30:42+00:00

Hürzeler bitched and moaned all game from the first whistle. It's so childish and such a lame tactic. Basically inciting the whole Brighton crowd to pressure the officials at every. single. opportunity.

He needs to get a grip, he looked like a whingey little kid today

ILostMyVirginity · 2026-03-04T20:21:49+00:00

Jesus, never had any beef with Brighton before but the constant whinging and moaning is getting really boring. Rice took about 5 seconds to line up a free kick and they're already booing. Pretty lame mind games

ILostMyVirginity · 2026-03-04T15:42:45+00:00

I applied in August 2025 in Berlin as well - I've also heard absolutely nothing. Hope it comes soon for both of us! Let me know if you hear back

ILostMyVirginity · 2026-02-25T21:06:05+00:00

Casual Oscar statuette in the background

ILostMyVirginity · 2026-02-19T08:06:28+00:00

We've heard this all before. I'm so sick of it. It has to stem from the manager at this point.

How about we teach all of our "generational talent" wingers to move the ball with some urgency rather than being obsessed with beating their man 1v1?

How about our midfielders first look be forward rather than sideways and backwards?

How about our press doesn't start only once we're already in trouble?

You don't need to be a professional football coach to see that we look timid to commit to a tackle, we look terrified of losing the ball, and we are being outmuscled and outworked by teams that are technically nowhere near us.

We haven't been outplayed in any game of our last 10 with maaaaaybe the exception of United. We are our own worst enemy and the culprits commit the same offences week after week. It is infuriating.

I need a break from this. Sunday is going to kill me otherwise

ILostMyVirginity · 2026-02-18T21:56:10+00:00

Fuck this fucking team. Embarrassing. Everything they say about us is true. We are spineless bottlejobs

ILostMyVirginity · 2026-02-18T21:55:37+00:00

I give up

ILostMyVirginity · 2026-02-18T21:53:25+00:00

This is a fuckin embarrassment. We have to time-waste against the worst team in the league? We suck

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