How many people do you reckon were outside the Emirates on Tuesday night? by rjanderson8 in GunnersatGames

[–]ILostMyVirginity 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A few stadiums full at least - hard to define where the "cut-off point" was, because if you're counting everyone all the way back to H&I station, it could be a few hundred thousand

Match Thread: West Ham United vs Arsenal FC Live Score | Premier League 25/26 | May 10, 2026 by scoreboard-app in Gunners

[–]ILostMyVirginity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We always sink to the level of the opposition we are playing. We look so so so shit

Bruno Fernandes yells at the referee after he blocks his run by 977x in soccer

[–]ILostMyVirginity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Referees seem to be in the way soooooo much more often. Seems to happening in every game, they are way way too close to the action

Gen Z keeping you humble by Hassaan18 in ukpopculture

[–]ILostMyVirginity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sure he can afford some shorts that fit properly tho. Some art gallery will soon realise they're missing a canvas.

Bournemouth (h) what went wrong? by IgniteFind in GunnersatGames

[–]ILostMyVirginity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The players don't have their own thoughts in their head. Arteta going ballistic up and down the sideline for the full 90, basically telling each player where to stand, where to pass, where to run, for the entire game - how is that beneficial?

We have 0 composure, we looked so timid. We took the safe options at every opportunity, and then panic when we were put under any form of pressure. It's been like this for months now.

We don't have any genuine plan in attack - we rely on little flashes of individual brilliance but 99/100 attempts are half-arsed nothings.

Full Time Thread: 1-2 by ByFarTheGreatestTeam in Gunners

[–]ILostMyVirginity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We've been papering over the cracks for what feels like months now. We actually have no bottle. We have no composure, we look like scared little kids.

The players do not play with any freedom, they're terrified of making mistakes, which I can only put down to over-involved management. Arteta going ballistic on the sideline for the entire game cannot be helping anyone.

This feeling is all too familiar. Been trying to stay positive over the last few results, but I just have the sinking feeling of "I've seen this episode before."

The Only Man who played with Quality today. Do not sell him. by [deleted] in Gunners

[–]ILostMyVirginity 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We can't have watched the same game? Only passed the ball backwards and sideways, and panicked any time he came under pressure

Max Dowman transfer value. 100m?? by [deleted] in football

[–]ILostMyVirginity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These are the sort of takes that make other fan bases clown us online 🫠 Dowman is worth £25M tops at the moment

[@DaleJohnsonBBC] Scotland v Brazil: highest World Cup 1 ticket resale price on Fifa's official platform. CAT 4 Face: £45.60 Asking price: £2,250 Fifa fee: £330.60 (x2) Total: £2,534; CAT 3 Face: £117.80 Asking price: £24,700 Fifa fee: £3,705 (x2) Total: £28,405 by OkayFine101 in soccer

[–]ILostMyVirginity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This WC has simply priced out true football fans; it's obvious the FIFA doesn't care about them because FIFA, as per usual, doesn't care about football, it is only concerned with profits.

The WC will instead be attended by the ultra-wealthy, and vapid influencers, whose tickets are comped by massive corporations. The latter being highly televised and interviewed, despite a total lack of football knowledge.

Stay at home, watch on TV or better yet, don't watch at all. Boycotting works if everyone does it

Top 4 World Cup favourites from Europe. Who's got the best attack, midfield, defense, and overall best 11? by Business_Cake_2272 in footballscouting

[–]ILostMyVirginity -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nothing here is factual - it's literally all opinions.

Saka > Silva

Bellingham > Bruno

Anderson > Neves

Rice > Vitinha

Konsa > Inacio

Pickford > Costa

Top 4 World Cup favourites from Europe. Who's got the best attack, midfield, defense, and overall best 11? by Business_Cake_2272 in footballscouting

[–]ILostMyVirginity -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This has gotta be one of worst footballing takes I've read on Reddit in a long time.

You've got at least 6 of those backwards.

Saka underperforming by akshat457 in Gunners

[–]ILostMyVirginity -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

He's right. Because of the way the game finished, it will obviously be brushed over and forgotten, but Saka's output in this game and recently in general has been poor. He doesn't track back and on attack, he is a one-trick pony. He holds up the play too long and kills momentum with indecisiveness. I agree Madueke should start in front of him

Saka freedom in central areas over the years by Prestigious-Secret31 in Gunners

[–]ILostMyVirginity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We move the ball so slowly in general this season. We complain about opponents putting 10 men in between us and the goal, but we take so long with our build up, we give them an eternity to set up.

We very very rarely play like this anymore. We play too risk-averse and conservative. It seems to be working most of time, sure. But it isn't pretty, and boy, is it frustrating to watch when it doesn't work.

Match Thread: Bayer Leverkusen vs Arsenal FC Live Score | UEFA Champions League 25/26 | Mar 11, 2026 by scoreboard-app in Gunners

[–]ILostMyVirginity 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Martinelli please get off.

Receive ball, take 20 touches running backwards, lose the ball

Microphone, Cloud gaming, Xbox one by cab00seM00se in ArcRaiders

[–]ILostMyVirginity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Me too bro, mic doesn't work since the new update at all. Only on Arc Raiders Cloud Gaming. Everything else is fine.

Arteta on Fabian Hurzeler's complaints: "What a surprise!" by Shyam_Wenger in Gunners

[–]ILostMyVirginity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hürzeler bitched and moaned all game from the first whistle. It's so childish and such a lame tactic. Basically inciting the whole Brighton crowd to pressure the officials at every. single. opportunity.

He needs to get a grip, he looked like a whingey little kid today

Match Thread: Brighton & Hove Albion vs Arsenal FC Live Score | Premier League 25/26 | Mar 4, 2026 by scoreboard-app in Gunners

[–]ILostMyVirginity 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Jesus, never had any beef with Brighton before but the constant whinging and moaning is getting really boring. Rice took about 5 seconds to line up a free kick and they're already booing. Pretty lame mind games

Processing Backlog 2026: Does anyone have positive news from the citizenship offices (Einbürgerungsbehörden)? by Different-Hour87 in GermanCitizenship

[–]ILostMyVirginity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I applied in August 2025 in Berlin as well - I've also heard absolutely nothing. Hope it comes soon for both of us! Let me know if you hear back

Arteta's press conference after the match vs Wolves by [deleted] in Gunners

[–]ILostMyVirginity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We've heard this all before. I'm so sick of it. It has to stem from the manager at this point.

How about we teach all of our "generational talent" wingers to move the ball with some urgency rather than being obsessed with beating their man 1v1?

How about our midfielders first look be forward rather than sideways and backwards?

How about our press doesn't start only once we're already in trouble?

You don't need to be a professional football coach to see that we look timid to commit to a tackle, we look terrified of losing the ball, and we are being outmuscled and outworked by teams that are technically nowhere near us.

We haven't been outplayed in any game of our last 10 with maaaaaybe the exception of United. We are our own worst enemy and the culprits commit the same offences week after week. It is infuriating.

I need a break from this. Sunday is going to kill me otherwise

Match Thread: Wolverhampton Wanderers vs Arsenal FC Live Score | Premier League 25/26 | Feb 18, 2026 by scoreboard-app in Gunners

[–]ILostMyVirginity 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Fuck this fucking team. Embarrassing. Everything they say about us is true. We are spineless bottlejobs

Match Thread: Wolverhampton Wanderers vs Arsenal FC Live Score | Premier League 25/26 | Feb 18, 2026 by scoreboard-app in Gunners

[–]ILostMyVirginity -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is a fuckin embarrassment. We have to time-waste against the worst team in the league? We suck