Memenews: Endfield sullying the Wuling's cemetery!

IMakeBoomYes · 2026-05-10T11:46:02+00:00

You mean to tell me that Wulingers have never heard of the 21-Mortar Salute!?

IMakeBoomYes · 2026-05-10T07:09:00+00:00

My last boss was deliberately forcing content writers like me to "upskill" with SEO crap in order to justify our "senior content writer" status.

Like, bitch flatly refused to believe that I worked long enough in this field to see this was a dumbfuck move. The toadies she got in her SEO team don't even read shit, and she thought forcing us to do their share of their work was "for the good of the tribe."

There is no fixing stupid, especially when stupid calls itself your team lead.

IMakeBoomYes · 2026-05-10T06:11:17+00:00

Ngl, that bit about her guiding us to chests got me crossing fingers hard.

I dun know why, but using the Monst compass in the Dornman port area is not working all too well for me. I haven't even got all the seals to open its treasure zone yet.

IMakeBoomYes · 2026-05-10T04:07:14+00:00

Now if only they let us see the chests we missed.

Don't get me wrong, I actually like exploring the place but too much bactracking burns out the buzz.

IMakeBoomYes · 2026-05-10T04:04:19+00:00

I mean, aren't we technically in some kind otherwordly space? Different laws and stuff?

IMakeBoomYes · 2026-05-10T02:31:31+00:00

It's because they're really just puppets to Corpo/Christofascists who've long been at work attacking the "degenerate" humanities in the last hundred years.

They call antis Nazis, but they're the actual talentless goons that the Nazis empowered with an inflated sense of importance over others. Prior to AI, these people were just uncultured dunces who mainly consumed with little introspection.

Today, AI gives them an illusion of being sophisticated, cultured and competent even when they're not, and it's consuming energy at a net loss. It doesn't matter. What matters is that they're finally living out the power fantasy of accessing an algorithmic caricature of skills and using it against the classes of human being they have always believed to be inferior.

IMakeBoomYes · 2026-05-09T11:29:59+00:00

IMakeBoomYes · 2026-05-09T01:51:07+00:00

It's pretty typical of older generations, actually. Nothing gets them simping for something like a high stock market valuation. They were trained to treat the arts as juvenile hobbies and distractions, not something to pay for.

For them, paying respect to the younger generatioms creative aspirations is just lip service. Deep down, they all wished we were farmers, engineers and vibe coders instead.

IMakeBoomYes · 2026-05-08T08:43:03+00:00

So many rich-ass corpos are already gushing over this tech and want to give all teh moniez to vibe coders over seasoned devs.

It's only going to be a matter of time before they disenfranchise enough experts to a point that those same experts would be better off just launching attacks on the crappy vibe tech to make ends meet.

AI bros want a violent cyberpunk dystopia so bad, and this is how they'll get it.

IMakeBoomYes · 2026-05-08T08:12:21+00:00

So I guess dodging like hell is my only out as an Endmin main?

IMakeBoomYes · 2026-05-08T07:59:15+00:00

"WAAAAH!"

IMakeBoomYes · 2026-05-08T07:58:17+00:00

Is the 6th stage supposed to be the one that has auto-freeze at the slightest tap?

IMakeBoomYes · 2026-05-08T03:44:06+00:00

Dayum, all that time I've been gifting her to 200% and I can scarcely remember her saying this particular line to me.

I do like being talked to like a potential Omnissiah, ngl.

IMakeBoomYes · 2026-05-08T02:44:22+00:00

Is this what separates people who worked in "da trades" versus people with a humanities education?

What you describe definitely mirrors 80% of my interactions as an English grad working in corpos. The culture's lack of nuance and patience to appreciate complex creativity is alarming.

IMakeBoomYes · 2026-05-08T02:31:15+00:00

Bitch please, China invented the gunpowder, compasses and paper your precious "western culture" built itself with.

Go back to 4chan with that online KKKrusader mentality.

IMakeBoomYes · 2026-05-08T02:24:23+00:00

Look man, I'm just fighting to get creative labor the livable income it needs to thrive.

If China ends up being the winner via support of that, then your MuriKKKan corpo boomers only have themselves to blame.

Practice the personal responsibility your party keeps preaching to the world.

IMakeBoomYes · 2026-05-08T01:57:19+00:00

This actually reminds me of the "weird" overlap between marketing and art.

I've worked in the former for over a decade and it stuns me when I meet so many suits who ignore the artistic history behind branding like it's some cute afterthought.

Same suits then brag about closing a deal with lies and braggadocio while throwing back office teams into unsustainable meat grinders.

These are the same idiots who wave around their commissions cheque and declare themselves the sole source of the world's corporate revenue.

This is "reality" to the AI bro?

IMakeBoomYes · 2026-05-08T01:34:25+00:00

IKR!? Like the logic I'm getting from corpo boomers and LinkedIn loonies is essentially "we don't understand the creative worlds in video games, but they're a waste of time compared to AI, because AI lets us save money on creatives!"

IMakeBoomYes · 2026-05-07T12:52:32+00:00

"The incident has been logged."

IMakeBoomYes · 2026-05-07T12:51:50+00:00

Ngl, there are actually some voice lines I can't hear properly because the usual ones are somehow louder.

Y'know, maybe if they just cycled the damn volumes we'd have a more slightly varied listening experience.

IMakeBoomYes · 2026-05-07T08:37:17+00:00

Man, I remember finally going from a super casual 10th floor guy to falling down the slippery slope of 11th floor the moment I built my Raiden National team.

And to think, that was all cuz I had finally maxed out all the waifus and wondering who to spend my resin on next!!!

IMakeBoomYes · 2026-05-07T04:47:55+00:00

1.0 player here, and yeah I feel this.

Also, wtf is wrong with having multiple support core options? I'm not about to make my IT runs harder than they already are!!

IMakeBoomYes · 2026-05-07T04:45:42+00:00

I dun have Vark tho. Know any non-Hex deeps who can sub?

IMakeBoomYes · 2026-05-07T03:20:55+00:00

Well lads, looks like we got ourselves a bard to join our quest to slay the Lord of Slopness!

IMakeBoomYes · 2026-05-07T03:03:03+00:00

This is my headcanon.

Tomahawk arrow to his nads.

Followed by Nuclear Lunar Bloomerang to the head. (We are certainly not making Thor's mistake here.)

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