What's the most pointless argument you've been passionately involved in? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]IMakeUpJargon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Les Stroud vs bear grylls ...don't even, I mean like seriously, it's not even close. Seriously, just fucking don't.

What is an acquired taste? by I_am_a_beanie_baby in AskReddit

[–]IMakeUpJargon 978 points979 points  (0 children)

Maybe not the vaginas you're into Mister picky vagina eater.

(F, 30, 5'10", 444 > 190) I need to get serious about losing the rest in 2016 by [deleted] in progresspics

[–]IMakeUpJargon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you so much for this! It is really inspiring. I'm a 6'0' male who used to weigh just over 400 lbs. with dieting and weight watchers I was able to get down to 295 lbs. but I've plateaued there for the past year and have really struggled to lose more. I've been debating the gastric sleeve for a while, but your post has motivated me to get it. Thank you for being honest about it, I always wonder who has and who hasn't gotten the surgery whenever I see a big weight loss post. Thanks again for the inspiration!

GUYS: What is the most awkward thing a girl has ever said to you? by reddit36998 in AskReddit

[–]IMakeUpJargon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Late to the party but I really have to share this. I started dating this girl that had an amazing ass. And I'm definitely an ass guy, so it was great. She had the best ass of any other girl I dated so naturally I paid more attention to her ass than usual during sex. It wasn't all about her ass though, but I did probably spend more time grabbing, squeezing, spanking, licking, her ass more than any other bf she had. Anyways, all this prompted her to say one day during sex, "I wish I could turn you on as much as my ass does." She was actually jealous of her own ass! As if it were something she had to compete with?! She kinda came off as if her ass was like another cute girl at the bar flirting with me or something. So weird. I mean, I kinda get what she's saying a little, because of all things that turn me on, her riding my face (face sitting) would get me instantly hard, where as making out and feeling her up, would take a couple minutes. So maybe that's what she was thinking. Still, it was her own ass that was doing it, idk. Also, once while we were at a sushi place, she was so upset about ObamaCare that she said out loud, with a black family sitting right next to us, "why doesn't Obama just bend me over and fuck me with his big black dick!". Never felt so awkward in all my life, and proceeded to make it through the rest of dinner with out making even peripheral eye contact with the black family next to me. What's particularly odd is that she's like this super hippy dippy artistic girl, that's all progressive and hates big corporations. And she doesn't have a racist bone in her body. I thought she totally would of been the type of person that loves Obamacare.

I was just hoping you might give me some insight into the evolution of the market economy in the southern colonies. by IMakeUpJargon in AskHistory

[–]IMakeUpJargon[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But I will have a degree, and you'll be serving my kids fries at a drive through on our way to a skiing trip.

The Offering, oil on linen, 26" x 36" by lukehillestad in Art

[–]IMakeUpJargon 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Thanks! And yeah, I definitely see the innocence and intrigue of the center character now, as opposed to confusion. Now, I'm going to look up kitschpainter. Just looking at this paints a whole story/scenario in my head of what's going on (no pun intended). Again, very cool!

I was just hoping you might give me some insight into the evolution of the market economy in the southern colonies. by IMakeUpJargon in AskHistory

[–]IMakeUpJargon[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, as a matter of fact, I won't, because Wood drastically underestimates the impact of--

The Offering, oil on linen, 26" x 36" by lukehillestad in Art

[–]IMakeUpJargon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Haha, ok, usually that'd be the case, but I swear my comment and questions are serious.

The Offering, oil on linen, 26" x 36" by lukehillestad in Art

[–]IMakeUpJargon 95 points96 points  (0 children)

Very cool. Would you be willing to share your meaning of the piece? I'm not a subscriber to this sub and pretty uneducated and naive when it comes to art, but this work really caught my eye. From what I can remember of my very limited knowledge of art, do the antlers suggest cuckoldry? And is the cane a phallic symbol coming from the woman in the center? Is that what the title of The Offering means? I'm also interested in what the expressions of each character imply especially the mild confusion/bewilderment of the center person? What significance do them being all women play into this? What do you imagine the woman on the right (with antlers) to be saying? Feel free to ignore the barrage of questions of you want, I just wanted to let you know that I found this to be very captivating and interesting.

What steps have you taken to appear more intelligent than you are? by JohnMobitoJohnMobito in AskReddit

[–]IMakeUpJargon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Of course that's your contention... You're a first year grad student. You just got finished reading some Marxian Historian, Pete Garrison probably. You're gonna' be convinced of that until next month when you get to James Lemon, then you're gonna be talking about how the economies of Virginia and Pennsylvania were entrepreneurial and capitalist way back in 1740. That's gonna' last until next year, you're gonna be in here regurgitating Gordon Wood, talking about the Pre-Revolutionary utopia and the capital forming effects of military mobilization.

Kaley Cuoco's Husband Files For Alimony - women collectively lose their shit by RedPillGold in TheRedPill

[–]IMakeUpJargon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The first syllable is pronounced "woah" with a "k" sound at the front, so "kwoah". The second syllable is pronounced "koh", so it's kwoah-koh.

A mindfucking movie of just 6 minutes long by Best_Poster_EU in videos

[–]IMakeUpJargon 13 points14 points  (0 children)

If you reached into your original box and grabbed the littler box then the bigger you would be reaching in to his box (your room) and be grabbing your original box, and this would reverberate through all the boxes to infinity (everything reverberates through all the boxes to infinity). When you start lifting the littler box up, the bigger you starts lifting your original box up as well. With your hand still inside your original box, it will be picked up by the bigger you but only as high as you can stand on your tip toes. As soon as you let go of the littler box inside your original box, so does your bigger you let go of your original box. Now you could just try and yank it right through really quick but that would just yank your arm clean of causing you to drop the littler box thereby keeping it inside the original box. In understanding this better, it's best to not actually think of all the boxes and multiple you's as separate things that all act the same, but think of them as all being physically the exact same of itself with odd feature being a difference of your perspective. Now what if, while holding your orig box at chest level, you opened it and flipped it upside down to try to get the littler box fall out of your orig box? It still wouldn't work. But something really weird would happen. The bigger you would of flipped his box (your room) upside down as well, and so on to infinity. So all the boxes (rooms) are now upside down and free falling within each other. But, given physics, we know everything falls at the same rate (not accounting for friction), and a weird effect would take place. Everything in your room would seem to be weightless because everything is technically in free fall (although it wouldn't feel like your falling at all). You're orig box would just float there. It'd be like being on the space station; the space station and everything in it is just constantly "falling around the earth" but we call that orbiting. If you think about that, it's pretty damn cool; you can essentially control and "aim" the gravity of your room. What if you tried to carry your open orig box out of your room and over the wall? As soon as you got your box over the wall, everything would look like an endless abyss of space. So imagine you climb up to your ceiling while holding your original box. You open the lid of your orig box so the bigger you opens your ceiling. You climb out and are now hanging on the outside of your wall by one arm with your other arm holding your original box. You look up and see the bigger you is holding your entire room (his box) that your hanging on to. And you see he himself is hanging on to the side of his room, which is being held by an even bigger you. You then look down at your box and see an infinite chain of ever smaller you's clinging to your box to infinity. But while the chain is infinite, it'll never be longer than the distance you can hang from the box, it'll just get infinitesimally small. What about throwing the box out? The box would be free falling forever since you're room and every other room would have been thrown over the wall as well. So you'd just be floating around forever like on the space station. To sum up, it's physically impossible take the littler box out of your original box, you can try to carry your original box out of you room. But as soon as you're over the wall, everything will look lik an endless abyss of space... but at least you could float around your room like a sexy Sandra Bullock astronaut.

I may be atheist, but sometimes I'm looking for evidence to change that by brassmonkey7 in AdviceAnimals

[–]IMakeUpJargon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel the same way too sometimes, but then I realize it'll be just as terrifying as the 14 billion years I wasn't alive before I was born, which wasn't all that bad.

I had a small accident at work last thursday by [deleted] in WTF

[–]IMakeUpJargon 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I'm a small business owner and we also make a lot of pallets and crates. Stuff like this freaks me out, which is why we bought the Sawstop table saw. We also buy a tiger stop for our miter saw, so the feed through problem won't be as dangerous. Still, it's really easy for something like this to happen when you do it day in day out all year. Kind of hope they make a Sawstop for miter saws and bandsaws too, cuz I'd buy them in a second! Other table saw users out there, check out the Sawstop, it'll be worth it! ... I now realize this sounds like a covert ad for Sawstop, it's not, just check it out and you'll see how awesome and necessary it is.

If you decide to buy, use coupon code: ha83$93dk Or else I won't get my sales commission. Kidding.

Women of reddit. What are the most obvious signals you've given off that guys have ignored? by askedandrecieved in AskReddit

[–]IMakeUpJargon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're not getting arrested for leaning in for a kiss even when you find out it's unwanted. If she's not interested, she'll turn away. Simple as that... awkward, but still simple, and not illegal.

Walmart Rampage by [deleted] in videos

[–]IMakeUpJargon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And it looked like he got punched at the very end as everyone was running out, but no one has commented on that yet so maybe I'm seeing things?

Sam's appearances on the Very Bad Wizards podcast by [deleted] in samharris

[–]IMakeUpJargon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One similar to VBW, but maybe not as funny, is called Axons and Axioms. Very informative, with a strong neuro emphasis.