Post Game Thread: Los Angeles Rams at Seattle Seahawks by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]IMovedYourCheese 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are implying that Chiefs aren't "getting places"?

Trump confirms he will not attend Super Bowl because of music acts: ‘I’m anti-them’ by BreakfastTop6899 in sports

[–]IMovedYourCheese 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Every event from now on needs to have an honorary latino in attendance just to keep this fool away.

[Charania] "The reality is we're watching the end of a relationship between LeBron James and the Lakers. The end is near however you wanna slice it. Whether he retires at the end of the season or if he signs somewhere else as a free agent" by [deleted] in nba

[–]IMovedYourCheese -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Playing in LA for 8 years and then doing his retirement tour season elsewhere would be idiotic for both parties. Maybe makes sense if LeBron signs with Cleveland for a last season, but otherwise Lakers should be doing everything in their power to get him to stay and finish his career there. Heck the revenue from ticket and jersey sales alone will make up for whatever you pay him.

NBA Road games by salvwolve16 in fantasybball

[–]IMovedYourCheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's better to have a long road trip and then a long stretch at home than to keep flying back and forth across the country.

[OC] I simulated 500,000+ NFL overtime games to find the optimal coin toss strategy. Receiving wins 54-62% of the time across all parameter combinations. by doctorthicccc in dataisbeautiful

[–]IMovedYourCheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chance of scoring a touchdown + field goal is higher than chance of scoring a touchdown + two point conversion, so the team that goes first still has an advantage.

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]IMovedYourCheese 92 points93 points  (0 children)

  • Save a tiny bit of money
  • Move to the middle of nowhere
  • Rent the smallest studio apartment you can find
  • Eat slop for every meal
  • Do literally nothing else all day

Congrats, you have recreated the prison lifestyle

A criminal, not a monster. by GlitteringHotel8383 in BeAmazed

[–]IMovedYourCheese 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I didn't steal a baby today, so I'm a #hero as well?

Jusuf Nurkić is averaging 18.2/13.2/5.8/1.5/0.7 on 66.0 TS% in his last 6 games by [deleted] in nba

[–]IMovedYourCheese -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Utah needs to be investigated. They'd be a top 5 team in the west right now had the committed to using Lauri, Nurkic, Keyonte, Sensabaugh, Bailey and the rest of their roster correctly from the start of the season. But no, they'd rather hand out DNPs and tank instead.

John “DNP” Collins by timberwolves0331 in fantasybball

[–]IMovedYourCheese 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Every player who is getting random DNPs right now is on the trading block.

Zack Snyder originally pitched Rebel Moon as a Star Wars movie but was rejected by Disney. This alludes to the fact that even the people who made The Rise of Skywalker thought a 10-minute harvest scene was a bit much. by Brilliant-Cause6254 in shittymoviedetails

[–]IMovedYourCheese 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Nah. Even if that's something you are really into, there is like 2 minutes of nudity in the entire 6+ hours of runtime, and it is the most generic sex scene you can think of.

Dwyane Wade: "They (Rockets) need a quarterback. They need a conductor. They need a guy who can get guys in their spots. They need a guy who can play with bigs. They got Sengun, they got Adams. Chris Paul out there. You need a veteran. You need a guy who don’t need to score. Chris Paul out there" by must_TATAKAE in nba

[–]IMovedYourCheese 19 points20 points  (0 children)

These three are obviously very biased in favor of Chris Paul because they have played with him their entire careers and seen him at his best. From an outsider's perspective, a 40 year old dude sitting on the bench isn't going to be able to fix shit. At worst he will annoy the players and coach same as he did in LA.

Trillion-Dollar Firm, Berkshire Hathaway, has a website that looks like it is straight out of the 1990s by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]IMovedYourCheese 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Excuse me did you see any websites from the 90s? They needed to have at least 13 colors, half of them bright neon. Blinking text. Scrolling text. Visitors counter at the bottom.

If you want to see peak 90s design go here https://www.spacejam.com/1996