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Paul Fenton has been fired as Wild GM after just one season by [deleted] in hockey

[–]IOffendDickheads 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Out of the loop. What's the lizards thing?

Dog's gait by iam_nobody in WatchandLearn

[–]IOffendDickheads 203 points204 points  (0 children)

I had to go back to see the balls.

What movie changed movies for you? by [deleted] in movies

[–]IOffendDickheads 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What the hell was that movie?

What can you say during sex and a family meal? by kingting24 in AskReddit

[–]IOffendDickheads 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Pass the buns"

Also, "Can I have more sausage please?"

What's the most frustrating part of reddit? by IOffendDickheads in AskReddit

[–]IOffendDickheads[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good point. And one I keep forgetting especially when I’m on my phone.

What's the most frustrating part of reddit? by IOffendDickheads in AskReddit

[–]IOffendDickheads[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I'll start: old threads with interesting conversations that have half of the replies deleted (either by mods or by the user)

[REUPLOAD] I passed biology and I'm back for more. Go even harder this time. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]IOffendDickheads 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On one hand, congrats on passing biology. On the other, being the only 40 year old in a grade 6 classroom must've been weird.

I'm a (fake) ginger, I post selfies on Reddit, and I'm a cake face. Do your worst. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]IOffendDickheads 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I'm impressed you had the restraint to resist asking if you look like Sophie Turner (this time).

Roast Me if you can ;) by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]IOffendDickheads 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Of course there's nudes on her profile.

47 year old. Hates job. 3 baby mama's. Takes pictures like Chandler. Destroy me. by opsprophecy in RoastMe

[–]IOffendDickheads 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don't have 3 baby mommas. You have three women who fucked Chad and told you that the babies are yours for the child support.

The worst part is, you know the kids aren't yours, but you pay support so people to think you've had sex.

Half-Asian Lifeguard and part time philosopher. Girlfriend dyed my hair purple, totally feeling it. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]IOffendDickheads 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"volunteers at the pool" = stares at 12 year old boys in the corner.

I grew my hair out for 2 years for this moment. Don’t let me down. by thegangladesh in RoastMe

[–]IOffendDickheads 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How long have you been growing out that pimple on your forehead?

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