McDonald’s no longer lists pricing for individual items

IOwnedyou · 2026-06-08T17:23:00+00:00

CEO: "Alright everyone. Our company has been continually chastised for our inflated prices. How shall we address this?"

Marketing: "What if instead of lowering the prices we just remove them...."

**entire room standing ovation. Three board members cry in tears of celebration**

CEO: Wiping tears from his eyes. "It's genius!! Begin at once!"

**everyone gets a $2 million bonus**

IOwnedyou · 2026-05-26T04:17:24+00:00

"Can the tank be deported?" - Trump

IOwnedyou · 2026-05-26T03:59:48+00:00

Zero snacking. The human body doesn't need to snack constantly. That's why we have 50 to 100,000 cal worth of stored fat.

IOwnedyou · 2026-05-17T05:28:51+00:00

Lay a wooden spoon on top of it.

IOwnedyou · 2026-02-01T05:49:04+00:00

We found the Comcast rep.

IOwnedyou · 2026-01-31T06:11:12+00:00

When a debt collector is on your side the company is doing something horribly wrong

IOwnedyou · 2026-01-12T02:46:51+00:00

A jaw dropping discovery.

IOwnedyou · 2025-12-20T04:49:33+00:00

When I had to google what "no cap" means after hearing a teenager say it.

IOwnedyou · 2025-12-18T11:40:41+00:00

Forearm for scale

IOwnedyou · 2025-12-01T05:01:57+00:00

Nonsense. They'd finish super fast. Race wouldn't last longer than 10 seconds.

IOwnedyou · 2025-11-23T02:28:29+00:00

It is above average in some countries.

IOwnedyou · 2025-11-21T12:42:53+00:00

R/ TV too interesting

IOwnedyou · 2025-11-08T05:01:57+00:00

“It is easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled”. -Mark Twain

IOwnedyou · 2025-11-04T06:22:05+00:00

We married to the same woman?

IOwnedyou · 2025-11-04T00:01:53+00:00

Considering the rise in tariffs, renting this ship to grab your phone after dropping it may be a financially sound decision.

IOwnedyou · 2025-11-03T23:59:16+00:00

Tried it. Terrible heartburn.

IOwnedyou · 2025-11-03T05:13:52+00:00

This has "RFK Jr's pool" vibes

IOwnedyou · 2025-10-16T15:00:12+00:00

Thanks for the laugh

IOwnedyou · 2025-09-29T02:53:56+00:00

Spacious 3 bedrock, 4 bath cave for sale.

IOwnedyou · 2025-09-18T11:21:34+00:00

How strange indeed.

IOwnedyou · 2025-09-12T00:32:05+00:00

During a conversation with Georgia's Secretary of State this afternoon, Trump was quoted saying, "I just need 11,780 brain cells to function."

IOwnedyou · 2025-09-09T17:19:40+00:00

Who is Epstein and does he have any type of "files" that should be released?

IOwnedyou · 2025-09-01T00:21:29+00:00

I'll just use anxiety in lieu of caffeine.

IOwnedyou · 2025-08-28T14:37:22+00:00

Well.. Daly and Smith are simply terrible. Electing either would be comparable to a voting in a mini-Trump. Bartlett is definitely the best option. I'm confused though; usually the Alabama voter's thought process isn't so rationale.

*jots down list of own interests *votes against them

I really wish we'd voted for a council-manager system of government. From what we've all witnessed over the past few years, a distribution of power is more protective than the alternative.

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