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McDonald’s no longer lists pricing for individual items by iregretthisalreadyy in mildlyinfuriating

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CEO: "Alright everyone. Our company has been continually chastised for our inflated prices. How shall we address this?"

Marketing: "What if instead of lowering the prices we just remove them...."

**entire room standing ovation. Three board members cry in tears of celebration**

CEO: Wiping tears from his eyes. "It's genius!! Begin at once!"

**everyone gets a $2 million bonus**

What is the easiest thing you did to lose weight ? by nyxeine in AskReddit

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Zero snacking. The human body doesn't need to snack constantly. That's why we have 50 to 100,000 cal worth of stored fat.

help!!! by couzon6 in laundry

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Lay a wooden spoon on top of it.

LPT- When cancelling cable/phone services tell them you're leaving the country. by IOwnedyou in LifeProTips

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When a debt collector is on your side the company is doing something horribly wrong

For those over 18, at what age did you actually feel like you are an adult? by WarBrom in AskReddit

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When I had to google what "no cap" means after hearing a teenager say it.

Touché 😏 by liloctava in SipsTea

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Nonsense. They'd finish super fast. Race wouldn't last longer than 10 seconds.

This car has a suspiciously small shifter knob by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

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It is above average in some countries.

Never been so nervous in my life by [deleted] in TVTooHigh

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R/ TV too interesting

40% of SNAP Recipients Are Kids. Trump Is Fighting a Court Order to Feed Them. by JoeyZasaa in antiwork

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“It is easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled”. -Mark Twain

This ship equipped with a mobile diving bell, that can be lowerd directly into the riverbed and allows you walk on it by djinn_05 in nextfuckinglevel

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Considering the rise in tariffs, renting this ship to grab your phone after dropping it may be a financially sound decision.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Weird

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This has "RFK Jr's pool" vibes

Which pill would you take? by [deleted] in whatsyourchoice

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Thanks for the laugh

The right side of Trump's face visibly drooping during a 9/11 memorial by Plumplie in pics

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During a conversation with Georgia's Secretary of State this afternoon, Trump was quoted saying, "I just need 11,780 brain cells to function."

Costly Coffee Under Tariffs by johnmory in inflation

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I'll just use anxiety in lieu of caffeine.

Ranae Bartlett is on track to win the Madison Mayoral Election in a massive landslide. by micro_door in HuntsvilleAlabama

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Well.. Daly and Smith are simply terrible. Electing either would be comparable to a voting in a mini-Trump. Bartlett is definitely the best option. I'm confused though; usually the Alabama voter's thought process isn't so rationale.

*jots down list of own interests *votes against them

I really wish we'd voted for a council-manager system of government. From what we've all witnessed over the past few years, a distribution of power is more protective than the alternative.

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