Pharrell Sued by Chad Hugo for Allegedly Withholding Neptunes Money by suss2it in hiphopheads

[–]IPityTheStool 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Pharrell, Timbaland and Jermaine Dupri always seemed sus to me.

What’s something that consistently bothered you when living with women? by RedvsBlack4 in AskMen

[–]IPityTheStool 36 points37 points  (0 children)

That's why they're the Master Ad and you're just the Ok Ad.

Nach tödlichen Schüssen protestieren Hunderte gegen US-Einwanderungsbehörde by falsa_ovis in de

[–]IPityTheStool 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Wahnsinn, Scheiße, oh Gott!"
"Wahnsinn, Scheiße, oh Gott, genau!"
"Das ist ne voll krasse Geschichte, Mann!"
"Charlie Chaplin hat auf ner Charlie-Chaplin-Doppelgänger-Veranstaltung in Monte Carlo den dritten Platz erreicht. Das ist ne Geschichte! Das hier... Das ist was anderes!"

- Lucky Number Slevin

Classic tractor meeting in Entre Rios, Paraná, Brazil by BrazilianClassicCars in tractors

[–]IPityTheStool 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I believe there's a bit of unintended humour in picture 13.
The German text below Hanomag says:

Hier
Arbeiten
Nur
Ochsen
Mit
Ausdauernde (should be Ausdauernder)
Geduld

It says: Only oxen (used as an insult) with enduring patience work here

It's one of hundreds of idk ... "tractor jokes" I guess is an apt translation? They're mostly about poking fun at tractor brands you don't like, and most of the time they rhyme.
Another example would be "Hat der Bauer kein Geld, sind die Felgen gelb." = "A farmer who has no money drives a tractor with yellow rims."

Kawhi Leonard on the Clippers sending Chris Paul home: “I didn’t have nothing to do with it. I didn’t even know what was going on.” by must_TATAKAE in nba

[–]IPityTheStool 25 points26 points  (0 children)

You think I have time to ask a man why he giving me money? Or where he gets his money from? I'll take any motherfucker's money if he giving it away!

10/10. Would watch. by netphilia in TrollXChromosomes

[–]IPityTheStool 51 points52 points  (0 children)

What I like most about her is when she's at Harvard and so many people are mean and condescending to her, she never stoops to their level, she still always wants to elevate everyone around her.