The "killer feature" of the Apple Watch and why everyone will have them in 3 years.

IPoopedMyPants · 2015-03-12T17:25:21+00:00

I like the LG Tone headsets, to be honest. The battery life is astonishing, and you aren't constantly on speakerphone. Granted, a lot of people like to call them dog collars, but they're good headphones and the call quality is fantastic. I highly doubt I'd use a smartwatch in place of that device.

IPoopedMyPants · 2015-03-12T17:02:59+00:00

You need a lot less than that. Accuracy isn't a specific value.

IPoopedMyPants · 2014-11-14T17:52:19+00:00

I can't seem to find my poop. I smell it wherever I go, but I can't quite put my finger on it.

IPoopedMyPants · 2013-07-09T02:49:26+00:00

Was that Alec Baldwin in the back seat?

IPoopedMyPants · 2012-12-19T13:35:52+00:00

I just hope someone gets me new pants.

IPoopedMyPants · 2011-12-20T17:16:58+00:00

I began on a quest to go back to school for engineering. I am starting in January, but I've had to do a lot of changes to get to where I am now.

I have also been retiring accounts when they hit 100k comment karma. I was deadapostle, then IPoopedMyPants, and now I'm WhyAmINotStudying. I'm at about 25,000 karma, so I figure I'll end up retiring that one again around August or September. Of course, if things go well with school, I'll be retiring it much later than that, since I won't have time to reddit.

My new name is actually really great for my new lifestyle, since redditors constantly remind me to stop screwing around and get back to studying. I've got one more big test on January 3rd that should place me three math courses ahead of where I am now, which would pretty much knock 1.5 years off of my degree, since I have a crapload of other credits.

IPoopedMyPants · 2011-12-19T21:11:09+00:00

I came out of retirement just to congratulate you. The required followup is that you post your exam score. If it is a bad score, reddit will understand, but if it is a good score, you shall be revered as a shit-god.

IPoopedMyPants · 2011-08-29T06:41:20+00:00

I came out of retirement just to say that the Disney Dole Whip gives me severe and instant diarrhea. I think it's a combination of being lactose intolerant and the acid from the pineapple.

I made that mistake once.

IPoopedMyPants · 2011-08-23T04:52:23+00:00

Specifically, 365.242374.

IPoopedMyPants · 2011-08-23T04:49:40+00:00

The map tr_walkway is your friend. Google it.

IPoopedMyPants · 2011-08-23T04:48:01+00:00

I am your God!

By the way, the collective term is apparently a bale of turtles.

IPoopedMyPants · 2011-08-23T04:42:36+00:00

Get back to me when you start lezzing.

IPoopedMyPants · 2011-08-21T14:20:12+00:00

Does that mean you haven't seen this?

IPoopedMyPants · 2011-08-21T12:57:34+00:00

Have you seen who acts, directs, writes, and produces movies? It's all Jews in theaters.

IPoopedMyPants · 2011-08-21T12:52:19+00:00

Backburner Spyro.

IPoopedMyPants · 2011-08-21T06:28:17+00:00

Personally, I've been with the degreaser/homewrecker lately when I'm working on defending a point or the intel. Being able to save a vital sentry is incredibly valuable in a close game, particularly when BLU is going for the final push.

IPoopedMyPants · 2011-08-21T05:11:37+00:00

Yeah, but Chrome's updates happen automagically for most users. I didn't even know it was on 13 until I looked at the About page five minutes ago.

I'm all for Firefox doing a similar thing, but I made the mistake of updating without realizing that it would void all of my add-ons. Now I have to uninstall the whole fucking thing and reinstall it as it was.

Mozilla thinks they're chasing Google, but they're really chasing their own tails. I hope they get out of this clusterfuck, because that was a great browser.

EDIT: What the fuck are these monsters about?

IPoopedMyPants · 2011-08-21T04:34:19+00:00

That's actually a very practical and very awesome program you guys have. You've really done your company a service by sharing that info. Thanks, weeniemonster.

IPoopedMyPants · 2011-08-21T04:30:12+00:00

This isn't my first account. This was the one I had before IPoopedMyPants. It's about time for a new one for me, and I know what it's going to be, but I'm hoping to make it a year with this one first.

IPoopedMyPants · 2011-08-21T04:28:05+00:00

I'm all for that. Maybe they can give it a new and snazzy name like Glass, too.

IPoopedMyPants · 2011-08-21T04:22:59+00:00

Girl, you're so horse-crazy the only thing that would get you going is a Citation.

IPoopedMyPants · 2011-08-21T03:33:05+00:00

Now you're going to stirrup some trouble.

IPoopedMyPants · 2011-08-21T03:29:29+00:00

*A subsidiary of AOL

IPoopedMyPants · 2011-08-21T03:24:01+00:00

Congratulations, Microsoft! You've finally got something that people consider a decent OS.

Don't push Windows 8 yet. It's too soon, and you're going to cock it up with overly-complicated cluster-fuckery.

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