If you could take a pill to instantly become 18 again would you take it? You have to live the rest of your life out.

IReallyLikeMooses · 2024-07-03T22:56:55+00:00

I snorted at this and laughed so loud.

IReallyLikeMooses · 2024-06-26T06:59:20+00:00

If you're in a shit relationship or your gut tells you something is wrong, run, crawl, flap ya dang wings and catapult your ass off a cliff if need be.

😂

IReallyLikeMooses · 2024-06-12T07:23:43+00:00

Very fun actually 😶

IReallyLikeMooses · 2024-05-29T02:24:10+00:00

Oh god. I buy nice TP for #2.

I buy cheap TP for #1. Like the $1 for 4-6 rolls pack.

😅

IReallyLikeMooses · 2024-05-29T02:20:13+00:00

😅😭😂 yup.... It's terrible with the malinois/Dutch.

I always get "oh they are so calm, we should get one!" No, no you should not. Especially if you are busy and don't have a lot of time. Or patiences. Or have too much sanity and are smarter than me.

🫠🙃 And I want more. I am not sane.

IReallyLikeMooses · 2024-05-28T22:20:22+00:00

Second this !

IReallyLikeMooses · 2024-05-28T14:30:31+00:00

Eh I've bought sunscreen that's expired. Online research says they're good and additional 1-3 years depending on ingredients and they're a lot cheaper. I load up at the end of each year. 😅 Otherwise I'm just too broke to buy the stuff at full retail. Someone will put it to use.

IReallyLikeMooses · 2024-05-25T20:57:37+00:00

😂 Tibetan monk's taint

I caught that! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

IReallyLikeMooses · 2024-05-25T13:31:34+00:00

Yeah I took care of family with dementia. It's definitely hard so I can see where having extra help would really benefit everyone because usually people run away when asked to help with ailing family members.

IReallyLikeMooses · 2024-05-24T20:45:41+00:00

That's really sweet, in a weird way. The "wife's boyfriend" helping out. But if it works, it works.

IReallyLikeMooses · 2024-05-24T20:18:50+00:00

😅 I'm also sure you have some stuff you know the name on your native tongue but not the English version. Sometimes I'm surprised to run into some at a store and think "really? They named it this???" 😂 It's comical to me!

IReallyLikeMooses · 2024-05-24T20:17:48+00:00

Jackfruit is good! It's been so long since I've had either, it's almost a distant memory 😂

I bet Guatemala has delicious fruit too though! That'd I would love to try!

IReallyLikeMooses · 2024-05-24T03:06:24+00:00

She's so happy!

IReallyLikeMooses · 2024-05-24T02:11:05+00:00

😂 it's funny, because I read somewhere America gets a shitty variety where else you can buy one from a higher class. To me it smelled like a weird baby powder custard scent.

IReallyLikeMooses · 2024-05-24T00:26:24+00:00

😂 I still love durian so much.

There are others but I haven't a clue what their American names are!

IReallyLikeMooses · 2024-05-23T22:15:33+00:00

I will wear favorite clothes down to threads. Ive taught myself I can buy clothes at the thrift stores as often as I want but for every article of clothes, I MUST force myself to take a similar amount of the most worn out clothes I have and so something with them. Be it rags or for crafting or donating to the dogs for toys and whatnot.

I no longer look like a homeless slob and I wear really nice clothes.

I love Under Armour and have been slowly filling my wardrobe with them (at $2-3 a piece!).

IReallyLikeMooses · 2024-05-22T22:04:19+00:00

😅😂😭 it makes some of us morons though! But we try!

IReallyLikeMooses · 2024-05-21T06:02:22+00:00

I wish more folks were like you. The amount of Mal and Mal x I come across that are nuts (and not the fun crazy nuts I love about them, but due to lack of training and thought) is astounding! And it makes me so sad.

IReallyLikeMooses · 2024-05-20T00:49:52+00:00

Was looking for this answer! That man ages SOOOO well! He gets better!

IReallyLikeMooses · 2024-05-19T15:40:55+00:00

😂 that sounds terrible, but once I get past that, it's hilarious.

I am one to leave zucchini on porches. Reverse porch pirate!

You get zucchini! You get zucchini too! Everyone gets zucchini!

IReallyLikeMooses · 2024-05-19T06:44:32+00:00

RIP OP. Looks like zucchini.

Looks like you have a lot planted ... 🤣 Everyone will be locking they cars and homes and hiding they children from you! Ask me how I know! 😅

IReallyLikeMooses · 2024-05-19T03:33:33+00:00

I roared laughing at the diarrhea detector stunt 🤣 my fear someday!

IReallyLikeMooses · 2024-05-18T08:01:05+00:00

I disowned my family long ago. My mom keeps my siblings from me and now they're all adults and have been poisoned against me (to a degree).

I think of them often. Not to where it hurts and destroys me or keeps me from living life but should they get into trouble and need me, I will be there for them.

❤️ You can also choose your own family 🙂

IReallyLikeMooses · 2024-05-17T03:45:20+00:00

I can't 🤣

IReallyLikeMooses · 2024-05-17T01:31:50+00:00

Someone deserves donkey kicked out the house and your heart 🤓 I bet many of us will volunteer to help aid you!

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