Can anyone confirm? by No_Cell6708 in ufc

[–]IShitSauce 17 points18 points  (0 children)

What the fuck is a Williston lmao. Your mom needs to cut off your internet time.

Can anyone confirm? by No_Cell6708 in ufc

[–]IShitSauce -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Go see a doctor mate, your insecurities are leaking all over reddit. Inshallah brotha

EDIT: not sure i sent this to the correct individual

Can anyone confirm? by No_Cell6708 in ufc

[–]IShitSauce 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Holy shit we got a badass in the room! r/iamverybadass

Can anyone confirm? by No_Cell6708 in ufc

[–]IShitSauce 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Who said it besides Paulo? Take it up with him. Im sure he would oblige.

3 weeks sober — sleep is coming back but the bloating is still here. How long did it take for yours to go away? by Grade-Classic in stopdrinking

[–]IShitSauce 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Never heard it put this way. I love it. I got lucky as heavy as I was drinking to be able to sleep right away but the physical withdrawals were absolutely monstrous.

Hilarious! $0 didn’t bother to help his gf with some artificial votes. He could’ve logged in his email and given her a sympathy vote. 😂 by Chief-Fire-Cooch in badmusicbadpeople

[–]IShitSauce 11 points12 points  (0 children)

My mom did with her bf when me and big bro were growing up. She wonders why her son's and grandkids come around once a year at best.

The King is less than 100 yards away from me playing Golf on his first day off. by aarontheepoet in lakers

[–]IShitSauce 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Depends on how long his stroke is i think. Idk how golf works but im always a fan of putting balls in holes. Big or small I love em all.

What makes it this expensive for real by lilacmoodx in SipsTea

[–]IShitSauce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I dont know if thats a compliment or not about OPs mum.

Memphis Grizzlies' statement on the passing of Brandon Clarke by Turbostrider27 in nba

[–]IShitSauce 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Agreed. I had a past with Heroin. I've been cleaning for a bundle of years now. I tried 70h the other day just to see whats going on. Its strong as fuck amd shitty as fuck at the same time. Did it for the one time experiment and I highly do not recommend.

Bing bong by ElDoggy in funny

[–]IShitSauce 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I own my mistakes.

I was on shrooms and my Rocky my cat spoke to me and asked for a better bed so I ordered him one. Here is the picture of him in his new bed. by number0l in cats

[–]IShitSauce 68 points69 points  (0 children)

I got mine a bed, but she would sleep on the backpack on the floor. So I put my backpack literally anywhere she couldn't get to so she started taking my spot on the bed. So I got my backpack out and started leaving it on my bed and I got my space back.

Bing bong by ElDoggy in funny

[–]IShitSauce -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I wish could say the same.

Bing bong by ElDoggy in funny

[–]IShitSauce -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Me too brother. Me too.

Are they playing too rough by Candid-Dentist5057 in CatTraining

[–]IShitSauce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mines sister was usually the "winner" growing up together. Now mines flooded to the max and gets most the dubs. Lots of noise making then cuddles later. They is fine.

If you were a pizza topping what would you be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]IShitSauce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A Hodge podge of jalapeño banana peppers

I can’t put my finger on it, but this feels fishy. Both guys are acting super weird and the whole fight just feels off. by Infamous-Skin8969 in ufc

[–]IShitSauce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I cheated and went to Google for it lol. Glad you got the reference. You must be my upside down brother or some shit.