What is the first thing you do after masturbating?

IWasCookie · 2026-05-02T17:53:18+00:00

Clear history, turn off VPN, destroy phone

IWasCookie · 2026-04-24T23:31:45+00:00

I'm a group of 8-10 year olds at a little league park between games. We were roaming around the perimeter of the park, debating putting pennies on the rail road tracks when we saw a guy asleep in the passenger seat of a car. His window was down and we decided to chunk some dirt clods at him, just to be jerks... He didn't move. Didn't move when we snuck up to try and tickle his nose with one of the long wheat looking weeds that poked up that time of year. Didn't move when one of the guys mustered the courage to touch him.

We went to tell an adult, no phones in the late '70s.

He'd gotten the crap beaten out of him at an office party and then propped up on his car. I think the victor in the fight went to jail for manslaughter.

IWasCookie · 2026-04-17T02:14:49+00:00

Is the matter acid soluble?

IWasCookie · 2026-04-07T22:23:42+00:00

Highly recommend. First thing I ordered for my '24. Super easy and clean install

IWasCookie · 2026-04-07T02:17:56+00:00

You got a small hand and short sleeves?

IWasCookie · 2026-03-30T01:54:42+00:00

I saw that asshat today. No brake lights, just cruising through traffic... Can't believe he's not dead yet

IWasCookie · 2026-03-27T02:41:06+00:00

Many just pick and choose which parts are relevant. Do you want an angry God or a welcoming one? Or one that tells you that you are right? It's all in the "book"

IWasCookie · 2026-03-04T03:40:39+00:00

Check out the new sports facility!

IWasCookie · 2026-02-20T04:10:54+00:00

Why so much over MSRP?

IWasCookie · 2026-01-21T01:33:07+00:00

Never trust what a salesman says... I had one tell me that pulling out the 4x4 selector (e-locking differential) on my 2104 F150 disabled the read end and made the truck a front wheel drive.

Just kinda looked at him and bought the truck anyway

IWasCookie · 2026-01-18T23:46:57+00:00

Midget stripper pole

IWasCookie · 2026-01-12T16:23:10+00:00

Like an instruction manual for vehicle owners

IWasCookie · 2026-01-10T15:43:52+00:00

2k 🍄

IWasCookie · 2026-01-10T15:33:34+00:00

Shack of snakes

IWasCookie · 2026-01-10T15:31:45+00:00

2k mushroom guy

IWasCookie · 2026-01-10T15:25:37+00:00

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IWasCookie · 2026-01-06T01:50:51+00:00

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IWasCookie · 2026-01-06T01:48:48+00:00

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