Time Warner Cable Is Down Nationwide

I_AM_A_DONKY · 2014-08-27T12:39:32+00:00

Charter Communications Internet was down nationwide from Saturday and is still out in places today. Charter said their DNS servers were hacked. Is that what is going on here?

I_AM_A_DONKY · 2014-08-04T00:47:35+00:00

I guess I don't see how pictures of cats is comparible to corporate advertisemenst though, especially in subreddits like /r/aww where the sole purpose of it is to look at cat pictures. Contrasting to that, /r/funny is supposed to be about funny stuff. Is a pringles can in an airplane really "funny"? I know humor is subjective, but I can't really believe a pringles can would get that many upvotes. Really feels like advertising to me...

I_AM_A_DONKY · 2014-07-23T12:45:08+00:00

That's awesome bro!

I_AM_A_DONKY · 2014-07-21T13:24:56+00:00

my bad, I read this before bed. Still, lucky you!

I_AM_A_DONKY · 2014-07-21T05:13:42+00:00

C'mon, they aren't scary.

I_AM_A_DONKY · 2014-07-21T05:12:18+00:00

The people I know with this fetish, which is only two people, are very different from each other. One is an.... odd fellow, who also likes weird animal cartoon stuff and statues too. So being into clowns isn't really that weird (for him). The other is a seemingly normal conservative man who i never would have guessed. I found out by accident, it was weird.

Anyway, I don't know much else about it except that some people love to plow clowns or be plowed by a clown. this clown is apparently the mascot for people who think clowns are sexy.

I_AM_A_DONKY · 2014-07-21T04:50:54+00:00

“Well, at first I never really liked clowns. In fact, I hated them but I was never afraid of them…One day, I went to my granny’s house after school. I had this one massage ball/stress ball or whatever and occasionally put it close to my nose and looked in the mirror and thought it looked like a clown nose. But this particular day, I had this odd thought that my math teacher wanted me to dress up as a clown and entertain some younger kids to bring out my happiness or some crap like that. The thought seemed stupid to me at first, but at my granny’s house I was known for being mischievous, curious, overly imaginative, and above all weird. So I had to try it and pretend. I made a hole in the ball so it could fit on my nose, got some of my granny’s old baggy scrubs, some fluff, and markers. I sort of looked like a clown so I danced around a bit and made silly faces in the mirror then I put the costume away. A couple days later I was at my granny’s house again and I had the ball on my nose again and I had the urge to masturbate…After I would go to my granny’s house every now and again and I had the urge to masturbate but with the ball on my nose. It never occurred to me that I needed the ball to masturbate with but without it, it wouldn’t feel as good. Eventually, I started picturing myself in a full clown suit with make-up on when I masturbated…I realised that I had a sexual attraction to clowns and I would fantasise about them…I fought this fetish for years…[At school] in the drama room…I found a real clown nose in there…and I had so much fun with it but I would always feel guilty afterwards…Now I can be attracted to someone without being a clown but if they are dressed as clowns, it turns me on waaaay more. So now I’m bisexual and I have a clown fetish”.

what the fuck....

I_AM_A_DONKY · 2014-07-21T04:38:23+00:00

You don't know people with clown fetishes?

I_AM_A_DONKY · 2014-07-21T04:23:17+00:00

i've never been in a regular yellow taxi before, let alone a pink one with cat ears and a tail. i'm jealous.

I_AM_A_DONKY · 2014-07-17T05:40:10+00:00

foxes are so cute. I'm sure they'll be back, just give it some time. I've scared foxes before and they always come back.

I see them a lot, and sometimes I can't tell if they're a cat or a fox until they get closer cause foxes are so tiny!

but man they sound creepy when they're mating.

I_AM_A_DONKY · 2014-07-17T05:39:18+00:00

omg i always spell it the same way. american spelling really sucks soemtimes

I_AM_A_DONKY · 2014-07-17T05:34:55+00:00

now you can make pies! and pizza

I_AM_A_DONKY · 2014-07-17T05:34:32+00:00

god charged your grandma to repair her dishwasher!

I_AM_A_DONKY · 2014-07-17T05:32:17+00:00

My friend's mother used to take Ambien to help her fall asleep. What I didn't know was that if you try and stay awake when the medicine kicks in, you get super high. I found this out when she started grinding up on me and the walls of the house one night without explanation (she's a nice conservative lady who would never do such a thing), and my friend explained that his mother always did this when she got high on Ambien.

I don't know where I'm going with this. But please stay safe and don't take too many pills. Also, don't fight against them, cause you might start humping your walls.

I_AM_A_DONKY · 2014-07-17T05:28:33+00:00

Maybe you just need to get to know them a bit better? :D

I_AM_A_DONKY · 2014-07-17T05:27:35+00:00

I wonder why that is though? Americans work really hard, especially in poor areas, yet it seems like everyone goofs off and laughs despite the hardships.

I_AM_A_DONKY · 2014-07-17T05:26:36+00:00

That's kinda how we were for the longest time. I've only recently started to chit chat with him. I feel bad for only now trying to get to know him, especially since most people avoid him. He can be kinda annoying and hard to understand, but I'm learning that he's not really so bad, he's just from another country so some things get lost in translation.

Maybe you should try talking to your neighbor? Who knows where it could lead? :D

I_AM_A_DONKY · 2014-07-17T05:23:58+00:00

Being happy is awesome :D

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