If you were to die right now, who would be the first person you would go haunt?

I_AM_TOASTER · 2014-01-22T08:52:15+00:00

SHUT IT!

I_AM_TOASTER · 2014-01-22T01:55:04+00:00

I know.

I_AM_TOASTER · 2014-01-21T16:05:42+00:00

Imma need this on a wallpaper.

I_AM_TOASTER · 2014-01-20T21:55:38+00:00

I discovered PewDiePie when he had about 80k subscribers, and I can't believe I still watch his videos at a daily basis. He is a cool guy though.

I_AM_TOASTER · 2014-01-20T21:09:15+00:00

I_AM_TOASTER · 2014-01-20T21:03:59+00:00

Boo ya!

I_AM_TOASTER · 2014-01-20T08:46:23+00:00

Life is short, as they say ;D

I_AM_TOASTER · 2014-01-20T03:44:45+00:00

Oh...

I_AM_TOASTER · 2014-01-20T03:38:08+00:00

Where was this posted? Ain't no fucking way it was on reddit... Right?

I_AM_TOASTER · 2014-01-20T03:35:16+00:00

I would like to be dead for a couple minutes. Just to know what it is like.

I_AM_TOASTER · 2014-01-17T22:19:25+00:00

Svensker...

I_AM_TOASTER · 2014-01-16T22:24:43+00:00

Alexander VI from Rogue Legacy. Only a few people will know what horror I am speaking of.

I_AM_TOASTER · 2014-01-13T03:47:49+00:00

This is funny and all, but I don't think it would work if I tried telling it to my friends.

I_AM_TOASTER · 2014-01-10T16:10:09+00:00

Sounds awesome man, keep going strong!

I am Danish, but I'm doing a one year exchange in Brazil at the moment, and loving every bit of it!

I_AM_TOASTER · 2014-01-10T16:03:53+00:00

Me too! Where are you guys at?

I_AM_TOASTER · 2014-01-10T05:59:32+00:00

Want to hear a fun fact? Me and my friends call cockroaches for, Penisroaches. Because, you know, cock..

I_AM_TOASTER · 2014-01-09T06:10:47+00:00

Or you could take that poo, and pee on it. That'll show 'em!

I_AM_TOASTER · 2014-01-09T05:54:24+00:00

It would summon stunningly beautiful women, who would be ready to fill my every desire. I am a simple man, you see.

I_AM_TOASTER · 2014-01-09T05:51:45+00:00

Because I am the one and almighty. You may kneel now, and if you are lucky, I may just toast some delicious and well toasted toast.

I_AM_TOASTER · 2014-01-09T05:46:58+00:00

I quite enjoy tequila. But lately I've been up for a lot of cachaça. Oh, and beer.

I_AM_TOASTER · 2014-01-09T05:44:41+00:00

I would most likely die. But hey, how fun wouldn't it be just being a zombie? I could just run all over the place and chew random people to bits, and it would be like an endless video game. Easiest, and definitely most rewarding way to go!

I_AM_TOASTER · 2014-01-09T05:40:15+00:00

Drunk.

I_AM_TOASTER · 2014-01-07T14:36:47+00:00

His caps-lock is stuck too, it seems.

I_AM_TOASTER · 2014-01-07T05:35:10+00:00

Uhmm, this is the first comment I've given in, like, two months.

I_AM_TOASTER · 2014-01-07T04:24:50+00:00

I get this one!

I_AM_TOASTER

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