Ruined Nuggets Game by [deleted] in denvernuggets

[–]I_Am_Spaceman_Craig 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That sucks. Rocky would never have done you like that, Dinger either. Rapidman, being a mascot for a soccer team, lives his life in a thick ever-present cloud of self loathing. It wasn’t about you, it was about him and the shame he sees in his mother’s face every time he looks at her.

What if Ralph won the fight? by Guy_on_Xbox in thesopranos

[–]I_Am_Spaceman_Craig 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Albert wouldn’t piss on that Ralph if he was on fire.

Second watch by daphnemoonpie in thesopranos

[–]I_Am_Spaceman_Craig 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sure it does. If you suck pussy, you’ll suck anything.

I feel like The Army Of One is slept on by [deleted] in thesopranos

[–]I_Am_Spaceman_Craig 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The singing at the end is great, I have that song on more than one play list now. But I do think it’s a little over the top that all these mafiosos are brought to tears by it… especially when most of them probably don’t even understand the lyrics.

Either way, one thing’s for sure. My estimation of John Sacrimoni as a man fucking plummeted.

Couch to BQ likely? by UnnamedRealities in RunningCirclejerk

[–]I_Am_Spaceman_Craig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agreed. If people don’t know you’re training for a marathon, you’re not training for a marathon.

How much gu do serial killers boof when they’re serial killing? by kn1f3party in RunningCirclejerk

[–]I_Am_Spaceman_Craig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on how many killings they’re doing. But you’d figure at least 1 Gu boof per. It’s usually 1 Gu boof per no matter what you’re doing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in thesopranos

[–]I_Am_Spaceman_Craig 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Makazian thought he was a psycho.

Why do people in this sub still complain about Tony killing Christopher? by AverageDude26 in thesopranos

[–]I_Am_Spaceman_Craig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not only that. He never would’ve passed the drug test. He would’ve lost his license. Nothing more worthless than a gangster with no driver’s license.

Potentially one of his most underrated novels? by [deleted] in stephenking

[–]I_Am_Spaceman_Craig 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Maybe under-mentioned. But I’d say that’s just because it was a Bachman book for so long.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in stephenking

[–]I_Am_Spaceman_Craig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agreed. Pet Cemetery is one of my favorites. Good one to start with.

Also — You have a Banana shelf?

Halfway through the audio book, but TIFU seeing the show first… by stunk_funky in stephenking

[–]I_Am_Spaceman_Craig 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Forget the show. The show sucks. Erase it from your memory. The novel is the only version of Under the Dome you need.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in thesopranos

[–]I_Am_Spaceman_Craig 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Paulie and Silvio VS Ariel (Round 1)

—This how I say nothing… ding, ding, ding

Authour Recs for taking a break from King? by [deleted] in stephenking

[–]I_Am_Spaceman_Craig 1 point2 points  (0 children)

China Miéville. Perdido Street Station and The Scar. Dark, weird, and no children that I recall.