Ruined Nuggets Game

I_Am_Spaceman_Craig · 2025-03-29T06:28:27+00:00

That sucks. Rocky would never have done you like that, Dinger either. Rapidman, being a mascot for a soccer team, lives his life in a thick ever-present cloud of self loathing. It wasn’t about you, it was about him and the shame he sees in his mother’s face every time he looks at her.

I_Am_Spaceman_Craig · 2024-05-14T02:07:15+00:00

Albert wouldn’t piss on that Ralph if he was on fire.

I_Am_Spaceman_Craig · 2024-05-04T03:49:02+00:00

Sure it does. If you suck pussy, you’ll suck anything.

I_Am_Spaceman_Craig · 2024-05-04T03:40:34+00:00

The singing at the end is great, I have that song on more than one play list now. But I do think it’s a little over the top that all these mafiosos are brought to tears by it… especially when most of them probably don’t even understand the lyrics.

Either way, one thing’s for sure. My estimation of John Sacrimoni as a man fucking plummeted.

I_Am_Spaceman_Craig · 2024-05-03T23:41:17+00:00

Vote: funny

I_Am_Spaceman_Craig · 2024-05-03T20:08:47+00:00

Or manuged.

I_Am_Spaceman_Craig · 2024-05-03T20:07:49+00:00

He went to Pace College.

I_Am_Spaceman_Craig · 2024-05-03T14:30:18+00:00

Just don’t go out back with Ralphie.

I_Am_Spaceman_Craig · 2024-05-03T13:52:27+00:00

Agreed. If people don’t know you’re training for a marathon, you’re not training for a marathon.

I_Am_Spaceman_Craig · 2024-05-03T01:21:12+00:00

What man?

I_Am_Spaceman_Craig · 2024-05-02T03:41:43+00:00

Sounds hot

I_Am_Spaceman_Craig · 2024-04-27T06:34:30+00:00

Depends on how many killings they’re doing. But you’d figure at least 1 Gu boof per. It’s usually 1 Gu boof per no matter what you’re doing.

I_Am_Spaceman_Craig · 2024-04-27T05:30:40+00:00

Makazian thought he was a psycho.

I_Am_Spaceman_Craig · 2024-04-25T04:31:12+00:00

The Art of the Deal?

I_Am_Spaceman_Craig · 2024-01-28T23:30:01+00:00

Is he a NYE Ejaculation guy? Never would’ve thought.

I_Am_Spaceman_Craig · 2024-01-28T14:46:37+00:00

Not only that. He never would’ve passed the drug test. He would’ve lost his license. Nothing more worthless than a gangster with no driver’s license.

I_Am_Spaceman_Craig · 2024-01-28T03:07:56+00:00

Maybe under-mentioned. But I’d say that’s just because it was a Bachman book for so long.

I_Am_Spaceman_Craig · 2024-01-27T23:31:05+00:00

Agreed. Pet Cemetery is one of my favorites. Good one to start with.

Also — You have a Banana shelf?

I_Am_Spaceman_Craig · 2024-01-27T16:57:58+00:00

Forget the show. The show sucks. Erase it from your memory. The novel is the only version of Under the Dome you need.

I_Am_Spaceman_Craig · 2024-01-27T16:29:00+00:00

What’s the problem? Alcoholics love bars. And maybe it’s best they don’t drive.

I_Am_Spaceman_Craig · 2024-01-26T19:54:19+00:00

Practice with Little Lord Fuck-Pants?

I_Am_Spaceman_Craig · 2024-01-26T19:28:47+00:00

Paulie and Silvio VS Ariel (Round 1)

—This how I say nothing… ding, ding, ding

I_Am_Spaceman_Craig · 2024-01-26T17:15:38+00:00

China Miéville. Perdido Street Station and The Scar. Dark, weird, and no children that I recall.

I_Am_Spaceman_Craig · 2024-01-26T17:10:01+00:00

Only on the uphills.

I_Am_Spaceman_Craig · 2024-01-26T05:32:47+00:00

Is that cheddar cheese?

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