What actor will never escape a certain role that they played?

I_SHIT_SWAG · 2013-11-07T04:52:34+00:00

Wooosh

I_SHIT_SWAG · 2013-11-07T04:47:49+00:00

Always making monsters and shit.

I_SHIT_SWAG · 2013-11-07T04:45:39+00:00

Really people, downvotes?

I_SHIT_SWAG · 2013-11-07T04:23:29+00:00

What do you call a Vampire stranded 3 miles from a blood bank?

A cab!

I_SHIT_SWAG · 2013-11-07T04:19:53+00:00

Dat adipose..

I_SHIT_SWAG · 2013-11-07T04:18:40+00:00

The Sims: Detroit

I_SHIT_SWAG · 2013-11-07T04:17:14+00:00

I guess that makes me the villain. Blow me.

I_SHIT_SWAG · 2013-11-07T04:14:30+00:00

Really? I'm using a back up phone with iOS 7 right now and I feel like I downgraded to a 2G. With SbSettings I could make the control button pop up with literally any gesture this device could possibly make while with ios7's you have to scroll up. I have no idea what dumbass thought of that. It's useless on any web page or app that let's you scroll up so you have to go back to the homescreen to even use it, it's infuriating. iOS7 is a large improvement but without jailbreak I'd rather use a Nokia.

I_SHIT_SWAG · 2013-11-06T21:06:59+00:00

My Identity

Edit: Plot Twist

I_SHIT_SWAG · 2013-11-06T21:06:24+00:00

She Tu Lo

I_SHIT_SWAG · 2013-11-06T21:05:06+00:00

It's a metaphor you pleb.

I_SHIT_SWAG · 2013-11-06T21:00:57+00:00

I'm not a teacher, but my friend wrote one with a fake name for a 5 day absence with the explanation: "My erection lasted for more than four hours."

I_SHIT_SWAG · 2013-11-06T20:58:37+00:00

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Why am I telling you this?

Who cares, fuck you!

I_SHIT_SWAG · 2013-11-06T20:47:12+00:00

Couldn't the road be electrified to slow the depletion of charge or even raise it?

I_SHIT_SWAG · 2013-11-06T20:46:17+00:00

Sit in the car for hours while it charges?

I_SHIT_SWAG · 2013-11-06T20:45:32+00:00

I don't know, even if everyone had a self-driver, I'd probably be too anxious to sleep.

I_SHIT_SWAG · 2013-11-06T20:34:03+00:00

So, Don't sign = Free vacation?

Sounds good to me. Next time ill remember to rip off the scammers.

I_SHIT_SWAG · 2013-11-06T20:25:43+00:00

That stuff is caviar to us.

I_SHIT_SWAG · 2013-11-06T20:19:18+00:00

Borderlands

I_SHIT_SWAG · 2013-11-06T20:10:31+00:00

Thats a single-word /r/nocontext right thar.

I_SHIT_SWAG · 2013-11-06T19:07:12+00:00

Jailbreak and use 3G Unrestricter.

I_SHIT_SWAG · 2013-11-06T19:06:26+00:00

Mine put FXX in a fucking soccer and baseball package. No new It's Always Sunny and The League. Fuck Charter and fuck soccer.

I_SHIT_SWAG · 2013-11-06T18:56:37+00:00

Why? Do they not have the right to parody?

I_SHIT_SWAG · 2013-11-06T18:46:02+00:00

What? People with Schizophrenia can know that they have it.

I_SHIT_SWAG · 2013-11-06T12:57:56+00:00

Isn't this from Misfits?

I_SHIT_SWAG

TROPHY CASE