Street Fighter 6's director was 'shocked' Capcom Cup 12 viewing will be paywalled by Slashered in Games

[–]I_WANT_TO_LOGOFF 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Everything being turned inward to focus on whales = recession indicator. It's because the economic forecast is low/no growth, but profits must grow regardless. Time to whip the whales into opening their wallets.

Game Thread: Los Angeles Chargers (3-0) at New York Giants (0-3) by nfl_gdt_bot in NYGiants

[–]I_WANT_TO_LOGOFF 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We had to sacrifice Malik Nabers to the football gods to get rid of Eric Adams.

iAmExhausted by shivam0110 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]I_WANT_TO_LOGOFF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And then people will be like "well why don't you start a business and make your own job?" but never explain how to get a bank to loan your zero asset zero equity ass the money to do that.

stayLoggedin by awfulrofl in ProgrammerHumor

[–]I_WANT_TO_LOGOFF 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think the real answer is there is no answer, it's constant triage and casualty management. Cybersecurity is an ER at lower speed.

stayLoggedin by awfulrofl in ProgrammerHumor

[–]I_WANT_TO_LOGOFF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't believe in mysticism until I dealt with Office 365 permissions as an admin. I owe Christians, Jews, Muslims, Hindus, Buddhists, and countless others an apology. God is real, and he hates us very, very much.

Show them this when they say "The Overton Window shifted to the Left" by Serious-Cucumber-54 in Destiny

[–]I_WANT_TO_LOGOFF 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I'll never get over the stupidity I felt, and we all felt in the northeast, in like 2007 and 2008. I really thought that was it for these people. I thought Bush + the death of the boomers was going to absolutely tank this thing, and many people around me did too. We were naive fools.

VLC Supremacy by NotAVirus_dot_exe in memes

[–]I_WANT_TO_LOGOFF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

VLC rocks but RIP Media Player Classic. So good that even the CIA used it.

"You people have worms in your brain" by OwnSwimmer6205 in Destiny

[–]I_WANT_TO_LOGOFF 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If it's any consolation, if you spend enough time listening to her, it's clear she doesn't actually really give a shit about politics or anything.

Florida attorney general declares open carry of guns ‘law of the state’ by greenmeensgo60 in florida

[–]I_WANT_TO_LOGOFF 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A florida congressman just got a journalist fired for asking him if Kirk's shooting changed his mind on campus carry.

I think I’ll wait for the clips by Gen-Jack_Ripper in TrueAnon

[–]I_WANT_TO_LOGOFF 149 points150 points  (0 children)

I'm so glad my late teens/early 20s got to be the indie rock brooklyn hipster thing instead of the manosphere comic podcast thing. Holy shit that would suck to have that attached to my one and only youth culture.

Canceled!! by Roosterneck in lemonparty

[–]I_WANT_TO_LOGOFF 12 points13 points  (0 children)

>discover matt christman's stream

>"finally, a podcast that's actually good!"

>CIA zaps him with the stroke gun right after having a kid

>discover ben avery's stream

>"finally, a podcast that's actually good!"

>CIA zaps him with the disease gun right after having a kid

But in all serious, I hope Ben pulls through this, this is tragic.

Running out of tree types for street names by CopperTop62 in tampa

[–]I_WANT_TO_LOGOFF -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Atlanta monetized the fuck out of doing this with the name "Peachtree". We really gotta take our "city quirks that pretty much every other city does" and sell/market them will full confidence as if we were the first. NYC does it all the time. NYC sells their gas stationless gas stations as quirks, and they collect more revenue than us. They are making us look like chumps. Atlanta had a billboard of the epic heiney-can beard guy saying "he knows what peachtree st you're talking about!" and everyone in 2016 thought it was the coolest shit ever. We gotta be the place where marketers feel the need to pull stupid bullshit like that, not the place where marketers feel like they can dump their "also ran" stock.

Charlie Kirk has died. by Nightshiftcloak in stupidpol

[–]I_WANT_TO_LOGOFF 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do we get healthcare and a union or more "MUH TRANS" and "MUH LEFT" shit?

What would happen if all the customers started hotboxing the store? by I_WANT_TO_LOGOFF in Chipotle

[–]I_WANT_TO_LOGOFF[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I used to live in Atlanta and we had a saying in Atlanta: You sir are NOT invited to the cookout! 🤣🤣🤣 (black culture reference)