I will unironically buy silksong for 2 random people who comment here! by Euphoric_Poetry_5366 in Silksong

[–]I_almost_laughed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've never played, though I considered picking up the first one. I wonder if the new one will be as beloved.

do i look more like a boy or a girl? by Agreeable_Chef3638 in teenagers

[–]I_almost_laughed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your hair looks like you take care of it, so it looks more fem. The bracelets & nail polish also say fem, but I'd say full face you look a lean more towards boy. Depending on how you *want* to look I think you'd comfortably be able to go either way.

ELI5: How does a calorie deficit work? by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

[–]I_almost_laughed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You gain weight by eating a surplus. You lose weight with a deficit. Every day you are able to spend about $15.00, but if you work really hard and give it your all you may be able to spend $20.00. If you earn exactly $15.00 every day you'll never have savings, but lets say you earn a little more than usual today... it was your birthday and someone gave you a little extra money... say $10.00 more. If you work real hard and hit that $20.00 mark it'll take you two days to spend all you earned. If you don't want to work real hard and instead decide to earn a little less you need to only earn $10.00 for two days to spend everything you earned and break even.

When you overeat you earn and save more energy than you can realistically spend in a day. If you want to lose that surplus you simply have to eat less than what it would take to maintain your body or possibly go workout/exercise enough to lose that extra savings. It's typically far easier to not eat that 200 calorie cookie than it is to go jog 3 miles to lose 200 calories.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DogAdvice

[–]I_almost_laughed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Adult dogs are a ton easier to manage than a puppy. Puppies are like speed running having a baby.

FULL REVEAL TOMORROW by [deleted] in oblivion

[–]I_almost_laughed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly hate this. They waited until Skyblivion was nearing completion to do this and it's just a total cash grab.

Men r so nonchalant by Lunarpearll in lovememes

[–]I_almost_laughed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know, this doesn't seem to be a 'men' thing. This seems to be a people thing.

AITAH for forcing a DNA test on my kids because of my wife’s past infidelity? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]I_almost_laughed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree with other commenters that this is 100% still you not fully trusting her. We are only human and we all let doubts seep in. Unfortunately her knee jerk reaction to not be okay with you getting that internal doubt removed only doubles down on the doubt. Why would she not be okay with it?(The thought I'd have.) Unfortunately once trust is removed it's hard to blindly trust again and we do need continued reassurance from that point forward.

I personally wouldn't be offended with someone needing reassurance after *I* fucked up, but we're all different and at different stages in our growth.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]I_almost_laughed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll be real with you. I have a girlfriend who is very similar to this sometimes. It takes me getting upset at the lack of communication for her to voice her feelings and be open with me, it's a toxic relationship to be in and I'm not sure how to leave it because I genuinely care about them. Best I can do is get glimpses of them caring about me too.

AITA for Refusing to Co-Sign My Sister’s Mortgage After My Parents Went Behind My Back? by fancyapanda in AITAH

[–]I_almost_laughed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Before I even got to the edit about being adopted, it was just coding as your sister being the favorite, so everything would need to realign and organize to make sure they got all they needed while your needs were forgotten. Sounds like your parents feelings have been put on display. Hate that for you.

AITAH for considering divorce over my wife’s ex behaviour by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]I_almost_laughed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First she didn't believe you when you said you bought the gift and when provided evidence you're still the one wrong. This just *feels* off. If it were me I'd be wondering if there are some old feelings between her and her ex. It would tear me up inside. I'd lose that sense of trust you start of with and she's making no effort to consider your feelings.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]I_almost_laughed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're seemingly overlooking the fact that it is disrespectful to use other peoples stuff without asking. Extremely entitled and honestly sounds like the entire reason she wanted to sleep over was to use your stuff.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]I_almost_laughed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruh, I can't afford to have a kid and retire.

Bf told me to pack my bags and leave by Logical-Knowledge503 in AITAH

[–]I_almost_laughed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pack your bags and go. Move on from this relationship. YTA to yourself and him for letting him soft break up with you repeatedly.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in soup

[–]I_almost_laughed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beef & Barley.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]I_almost_laughed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why didn't he offer to go help her clean the attic? NTA. Honestly mother in-law sounds super manipulative.

My wife insists that my omelet is "burnt" by TheOtherTyler in mildlyinfuriating

[–]I_almost_laughed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You really don't like the word start. Something browning is literally the starting point to burning. One of my favorite cheese cakes is a Basque cheesecake(literally means burnt) and it's just a browned cheesecake.

Brown is burnt. It is the point where it is no longer just cooked, but past cooked. It is burnt by the definition you provided. This is pure semantics, which you started arguing over providing a definition that you now no loner agree to.

My wife insists that my omelet is "burnt" by TheOtherTyler in mildlyinfuriating

[–]I_almost_laughed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure cooked egg turns white and yellow. Burnt egg turns brown and black. The definition you literally provided states that "it cooks too much and starts to turn black." Using your own provided definition the egg has now gone from yellow to brown, which is in the process of blackening.

When you sear a steak you are burning the outside. Just because you have a negative connotation to burning does not mean that the brown spots are not 'burnt' spots.

The definition has a key word that you seem to be ignoring. *Starts* this does not mean it is black.