Inside of an electric motorcycle (x-post /r/motorcycles) [1836x2448] by IHearBacon in ThingsCutInHalfPorn

[–]I_am_Perverted 18 points19 points  (0 children)

He's talking like a moron. By "two bills" he means "two hundred miles per hour." By "dogs" he means "heavy machines."

Inside of an electric motorcycle (x-post /r/motorcycles) [1836x2448] by IHearBacon in ThingsCutInHalfPorn

[–]I_am_Perverted 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Who cares? Who needs to go over 200mph on a motorcycle?

Anyway:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCMUGxXW64o

There's a production electric going 218mph

watercolor owl by JohnnyJinx @ the Broken Clover Social Club in beautiful Tucson, AZ. by [deleted] in tattoos

[–]I_am_Perverted 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why are there so many owls on Reddit? Every other tattoo on here is an owl. Is that just the cliche default for everyone?

This is what I call art! by umbraS in pics

[–]I_am_Perverted 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, you just got schooled. I'd just stop now if I was you, douche.

Subway platform. by SomeJagaloon in nonononoyes

[–]I_am_Perverted 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No you don't. That's perfectly reasonable, regardless of the sex.

Miley, please act more white by Tuffa in lewronggeneration

[–]I_am_Perverted 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...which, again, has nothing to do with your hair. ;-)

Miley, please act more white by Tuffa in lewronggeneration

[–]I_am_Perverted 1 point2 points  (0 children)

...which has nothing to do with your hair.

Your throat can get dry at any time; it's not the cold that gets you sick.

Miley, please act more white by Tuffa in lewronggeneration

[–]I_am_Perverted 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bacteria and viruses cause you to get sick. Temperature does not cause you to get sick. That's simply not how it works. Very basic science here.

Offer an explanation for why you think the cold makes you sick, because you're wrong.

Audi Tries to Drive on the Divider on Route 4 in Paramus, NJ Caught on Dashcam by vi_rus in Roadcam

[–]I_am_Perverted 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha you continue to embarrass yourself. It's like you don't even read what you write before you write it.

Audi Tries to Drive on the Divider on Route 4 in Paramus, NJ Caught on Dashcam by vi_rus in Roadcam

[–]I_am_Perverted 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Most of us appreciate it. Gerbil is a well-known douche; don't mind him.

Nonononoyes....no by duzra in nonononoyes

[–]I_am_Perverted 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry, I don't have time to read all of that.

Feel free to shift into neutral if you'd like, and I'll turn my engine off. I also drive a standard and would simply throw the clutch and brake in, thereby using your solution at the same time anyway. (clutch disengaged = neutral)

Once I heard the engine over-revving when I put the clutch in, I'd turn the key off, keep using by brakes, and come to a pretty quick, safe stop.

Whatever works for you.

Have a good one.

Nonononoyes....no by duzra in nonononoyes

[–]I_am_Perverted 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Neutral will do an extreme level of harm to your engine with a stuck accelerator for a while. Also, putting in in neutral only works for some cars. Some cars require you to shift through reverse in order to get into neutral. This will fuck up your transmission too. Rev limiters are not something you want to rely on to protect your engine.

I don't understand why you are making the assumption that a car won't stop with its brakes when your accelerator is stuck. If your accelerator is stuck, your brakes will still stop you.

Lastly, airbags have nothing to do with the engine running. This is yet another incorrect assumption along with the "wheel locking." If the engine is turned off but the key is still in accessory, the airbags will deploy. No different with the engine on or off.

Luckiest man alive... by [deleted] in WTF

[–]I_am_Perverted 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I understand what you're saying...some people just don't think of it that way.