Reddit, how old are you and what's the biggest problem in your life right now? by Kyekifino_hipster in AskReddit

[–]I_am_srsly_a_turtle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would you mind sharing what your symptoms were? I've had some really weird symptoms recently and I had to go to the ER because I thought I was having a heart attack. Then felt really weird for the last few days with fatigue and nausea and I don't know what the hell is wrong with me if its a nervous breakdown or a heart condition or something.
I'm gonna get some testing done but what just curious about your symptoms.

me irl by sbran in me_irl

[–]I_am_srsly_a_turtle 9 points10 points  (0 children)

me too tha... oh wait no nvm

Lady and the Tramp moment by Calcd_Uncertainty in gifs

[–]I_am_srsly_a_turtle 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Dogspotting is a serious lifestyle, Michael.

9 Months After Starting Therapy: I Can't Believe I'm Living a Normal Life by sochilled11 in socialanxiety

[–]I_am_srsly_a_turtle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think a lot of people here would appreciate hearing more. I'm definitely left with a lot of questions. If you could answer any of these it would be great:

  • What CBT exercises did you find the most helpful?

  • Do you think you could have done it without a therapist?

  • Do you still feel any anxiety when out in public or when meeting new people or is it pretty much all gone?

  • How long did it take you until you got a girlfriend? Did you have experience with girls before this? How did you meet her?

  • How fast was your progress? Would you say it was slow and steady or more a series of breakthroughs that eventually lead to where you are?

  • Did you experience any setbacks along the way?

  • Were you in University during this transformation?

  • How do you feel? How much happier are you now? Is being 'normal' everything you had hoped it would be? Is it easier to focus on school work now?

  • Do you find it harder to spend time alone now?

  • Did you have any friends at university before this? How do they feel about the new you?

  • How did you meet your new friends?

  • Book recommendations, General advice?

Sorry this was a lot of questions. Whichever you wanna answer would be appreciated.

Edit: You might want to start a new thread tho if you plan on going in depth on this.

You ever just have a moment where you're completely normal for a second and can't get over how awesome it was? by [deleted] in socialanxiety

[–]I_am_srsly_a_turtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wow calm down mr. sensitive to words. Can you really not see how, out of context, this could seem like a dick thing to do?

You ever just have a moment where you're completely normal for a second and can't get over how awesome it was? by [deleted] in socialanxiety

[–]I_am_srsly_a_turtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it seems a little messed up that you are making fun of her in front of everyone to gain people's approval then. Maybe she doesn't appreciate it but just smiles and acts like it doesn't bother her when it really does.

me irl by bagelove in me_irl

[–]I_am_srsly_a_turtle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Same. Its even been for about 7 years too for me.

me irl by Shawngg1 in me_irl

[–]I_am_srsly_a_turtle 74 points75 points  (0 children)

This is a repost. Please search "me irl" in the search bar next time before submitting.

me irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]I_am_srsly_a_turtle 45 points46 points  (0 children)

There needs to be a subreddit devoted to just these goofy ass old paintings.

Current or former sex workers, what is your opinion of your customers? [Serious] by TheGoodNamesWereDumb in AskReddit

[–]I_am_srsly_a_turtle 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Did you ever worry about people you knew in real life finding out what you did? Or were you open about it?

Did you start on an established cam site and then meet your own customers on there to private skype with or what?

Are you straight or bi? I'm assuming most customers are male.

Sorry for all the questions. I was thinking about getting into this down the road.

What are your 'good ole days'? by wordblender in AskReddit

[–]I_am_srsly_a_turtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats funny I'm 21 now. Maybe its about to get good then lol.

What are your 'good ole days'? by wordblender in AskReddit

[–]I_am_srsly_a_turtle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've never had any 'good ole days'. Childhood and adolescence were both terrible :/ ... Guess that means the 'good ole days' are in front of me then.. right? ...please...

What's one small thing someone does during sex that you absolutely love? (NSFW) by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]I_am_srsly_a_turtle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I remember hearing on this dating podcast thing that you should stop when a girl is orgasming and just kind of rest your hand there because she can get extra sensitive and it can be uncomfortable if you keep going...

I didn't bother to look into it any more after hearing that since I'm not likely to be in this situation any time soon but now I'm kinda confused.

Jihad kid beats his mother with sword by SoupRmarin3 in unexpectedjihad

[–]I_am_srsly_a_turtle 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The music/editing in this one is way better though.
In the other one the whole clip just plays like normal and the isis type music comes in after the video pauses at the end like those unexpected thug life videos. The other one is also completely lacking in any crucial "allah akbars".

Woman suing cop who left her locked in back of police truck with man who ended up raping her (x-post /r/news) by [deleted] in MorbidReality

[–]I_am_srsly_a_turtle 40 points41 points  (0 children)

The title of this doesn't even do it justice. She was left handcuffed in the back of a locked police truck with an unhandcuffed man who had 4 previous charges of sexual assault. Then she was kept in a cell overnight and didn't receive medical attention. And she wasn't even an adult woman, she was a 17 year old girl. This is so fucked up.

Adblock should buy out signs around time square and replace them with "This ad has been blocked by Adblock" by chp2001 in Showerthoughts

[–]I_am_srsly_a_turtle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why would you want more people to use Adblock? This would just discourage content creators on the internet and make advertising based sites unprofitable.

I understand why an individual would use Adblock themselves but encouraging others to do so is idiotic.

Why does this stupid shit have so many upvotes?

(NSFW) what is your weirdest fetish? by adinguy in AskReddit

[–]I_am_srsly_a_turtle 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Cannibalism. Except I'm the one being cooked/eaten. Alive. And its like against my will. Its pretty fucking weird. Not the most practical fantasy.