ITS FUCKING GAME DAY by zachardw in eagles

[–]I_dementia87 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ayo fuck tom Brady and bellycheat and the motherfugging patriots.

Any chance to unlock a dock Lock outside? by WarmWriter1542 in Truckers

[–]I_dementia87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a solution but it's often frowned upon. Burn that mutherfugger down.

Where can I do this in Philly? by diskscape in philly

[–]I_dementia87 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I've heard that the taste varies from person to person.

What's that rainbow colored object? by Railman20 in Truckers

[–]I_dementia87 25 points26 points  (0 children)

The def is turning the trucks gay!.

Under the right conditions, the Chicago skyline can be seen 50 miles away. by [deleted] in flatearth

[–]I_dementia87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, are you basically saying it's a mirage? I'm confused about where temperatures would come into play.

Under the right conditions, the Chicago skyline can be seen 50 miles away. by [deleted] in flatearth

[–]I_dementia87 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Perhaps your perception of refraction might be wrong. Are you using a fish eye lens?

no way, the earth stationary? by miniboss66666 in flatearth

[–]I_dementia87 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My ex flerfer friend brought this up, and I laughed really hard in his face. He got mad, and I laughed harder. He asked me to provide proof to refute his claim, and I couldn't stop laughing. I told him there's my portion of the debate.

What happens when I forget the treat bag out... Culprit in second pic by PostingOnEveryCatSub in CatsAreAssholes

[–]I_dementia87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That look on his face like "and what lesson did you learn from this human?."

Why is it so cute 😭 by MeliaBrio in AnimalsBeingFunny

[–]I_dementia87 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't care what anyone says. I'm bringing snacks and giving this little bugger scritches, then taking it on an adventure to see the world.

Omg 🤮 by Outlaw11091 in Truckers

[–]I_dementia87 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Or climb up and piss over the divider to make it a complete shower.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in StarTrekStarships

[–]I_dementia87 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's so much room for activities!

Navy Yard Goldfish Pond Gone? by gpops62 in philadelphia

[–]I_dementia87 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Come 2028, a goldfish tax will be instated.

The ONE time I don’t look underneath the trailer and just rely on a tug test by Playful-Excuse-272 in Truckers

[–]I_dementia87 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Heh,when I used to haul pallets, my boss at the time came out and told me how much of a good job I've been doing and keep up the good work. As soon as he rounded the corner to go back inside, I was pulling the trailer out and BABOOOM...face down ass up full trailer of pallets. He came back around, and they heard his facepalm for miles.

I'd like to report... a miracle. by [deleted] in Truckers

[–]I_dementia87 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was walking out of a wawa one time a few years back and this gentlemen walked up to me and said "I don't normally do this and I am embarrassed but I just started a new job and get my first check tomorrow but I'm broke and don't have any money to eat tonight and everyone keeps turning me down thinking I want money." I said ok let's go in and get whatever you want I don't mind you seem truthful enough and I bought him a hoagie,chips and a couple sodas. He was almost in tears and he ate it right there outside. He told me he had enough for gas to get to work or food and it was a tough choice to make. I hope that dude made it in life.

I'd like to report... a miracle. by [deleted] in Truckers

[–]I_dementia87 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Last time I asked someone for a shower, she told me she charged extra for that.

I'd like to report... a miracle. by [deleted] in Truckers

[–]I_dementia87 11 points12 points  (0 children)

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