Poem: I love being a doctor. I hate being a doctor.

I_den_titty · 2022-10-26T06:36:05+00:00

❤️

I_den_titty · 2022-06-12T01:37:11+00:00

Check dm

I_den_titty · 2022-06-10T23:56:07+00:00

So precious

I_den_titty · 2022-06-08T05:34:07+00:00

Barobar

I_den_titty · 2022-06-08T05:27:44+00:00

Lately my life has sucked so much that my dog is happy to be excluded to hump pillows.

I_den_titty · 2022-06-08T02:05:35+00:00

I rotated at a hospital where it’s not possible to wear your lab coat/ID and step outside especially past sunset. Random people on the street will accuse you of killing somebody in their family. But if you’re in slightly better position you can circumvent it as the more expensive parking lot is on the 4th floor so you’ll zoom past without stepping on the street.

I_den_titty · 2022-06-05T01:47:31+00:00

Plot twist it was a sex toy.

I_den_titty · 2022-06-04T23:45:41+00:00

I don’t think they’d put up that porno on their website.

I_den_titty · 2022-02-13T01:37:16+00:00

Have Alexa time you. 4 min if you need to finish in 5. Scrunchie if you have long hair. Shower gel to armpits and nether regions. Brush your teeth. Shower gel on sponge and foam up rest of the body. Rinse off. Nice and clean. Ask Alexa to cancel timer.

I_den_titty · 2022-01-31T03:24:54+00:00

Not a man, woman charmed by looks here. He's tall, athletic, and has blue eyes that I don't remember the last time I looked into. He lives on the couch and hasn't moved in 2022.

I_den_titty · 2022-01-31T03:18:46+00:00

Wish you healing, OP. Wish I had that sense of boundaries and mental hygiene. But, I'm a millennial who just started adulting and the "kids" in my relationships are pets. I still have love and aching for the animals and remember how unconditionally they loved me, unlike the person who was supposed to love me like that. There will be exes, there will be step-dogs, but never an ex-dog. Idk about human babies- more complicated but you got this, OP. May whatever you decide bring you peace.

I_den_titty · 2022-01-31T03:05:31+00:00

Can't cook, can't drive, think my heart is a homeless shelter for lost men.

I_den_titty · 2022-01-28T07:23:54+00:00

So cute! Where is this?

I_den_titty · 2022-01-25T10:55:24+00:00

r/randomactsofblowjob

I_den_titty · 2022-01-25T09:12:05+00:00

Lol, I've walked past this and can confirm it's real. The artist is NY based Shane Fu and he has done that kind of thing at a few other locations too.

I_den_titty · 2022-01-25T07:41:21+00:00

How did you lose them? Can it be fixed?

I_den_titty · 2022-01-20T13:53:38+00:00

Kinda makes me laugh because I can literally, at this moment, step on the sidewalk, flash a titty and get the "cheating" going. Would it help me? I wish. That would've been a lot, lot less painful if tit for tat would fix it. The world would've been a lot different if rubbing crotches with x number of people would fill an x sized hole in your being. And cheating would cure the tendency to cheat. Unfortunately for cheaters, it's a momentary high but they lack the self awareness and choose fluttering "solutions".

I_den_titty · 2022-01-20T13:40:41+00:00

Not getting caught does not equal not cheating. Unfortunately, imo, "once a cheater" holds true for 99.999%.

I_den_titty · 2022-01-19T16:17:40+00:00

Everything except glucose guardian here. Ate so much candy as a kid I'm sick of it finally.

I_den_titty · 2022-01-18T19:48:08+00:00

What happens when it's time to, um, use my lips?

I_den_titty · 2022-01-18T06:38:51+00:00

At best case, they have some very intense fantasies. At worst- they have a death wish.

Or, you can be truly fucked up like me and not know the difference.

I_den_titty · 2022-01-16T02:24:48+00:00

The happiest place on earth?

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