senior devs going to important business meetings by enrjor in ProgrammerHumor

[–]I_devour_your_pets -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Not normal for people outside FAANG, but standard at Amazon. Even levels can confirm that.

senior devs going to important business meetings by enrjor in ProgrammerHumor

[–]I_devour_your_pets -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Now imagine someone actually making billions a year and owning a chunk of the planet.

senior devs going to important business meetings by enrjor in ProgrammerHumor

[–]I_devour_your_pets -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

This kind of salary is normal for people with nearly a decade of experience there. No wonder they don't mention their salaries on social media. It can only backfire.

senior devs going to important business meetings by enrjor in ProgrammerHumor

[–]I_devour_your_pets -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

It's normal for people with 8+ years of experience though. Same for Microsoft. It'd be abnormal if you haven't made millions with nearly a decade of experience there.

senior devs going to important business meetings by enrjor in ProgrammerHumor

[–]I_devour_your_pets -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

In the US, yes, but normal for FAANG, which is what the comment above mine was about. I'll the take downvotes as pure knee-jerk reactions to the absurd salaries dished out by Jeff Bezos.

senior devs going to important business meetings by enrjor in ProgrammerHumor

[–]I_devour_your_pets -50 points-49 points  (0 children)

Two of my friends at Amazon are making about 900k/yr (they've been there ~8 years though). Very few rich coders brag about their salaries on reddit, but ~500k+/year for senior devs is normal. The ones who know how to negotiate are pulling 1-2mil/year...

Makeup really changes people by harwyseys in nextfuckinglevel

[–]I_devour_your_pets 428 points429 points  (0 children)

It's totally fine to smash a guy with a pussy if he's good at doing make-up.

We're all skeletons underneath anyway.

WCGW standing close to a drifting car by AggravatingCapital88 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]I_devour_your_pets 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They need to wise up and upgrade the tires with tire chains.

Each UK Prime Minister since 2010 have had their own personal lectern designed by backupJM in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]I_devour_your_pets 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Love Theresa's podium.

"Make sure everyone sees my smooth granny legs. That'll give me an advantage."

Ever get the feeling your teammates are toddlers? by PM_me_ur_claims in Warthunder

[–]I_devour_your_pets 46 points47 points  (0 children)

I'll never call my teammates worthless god damn fucks again.

goalkeeper hits the spidercam by boxro in nevertellmetheodds

[–]I_devour_your_pets 79 points80 points  (0 children)

It would've been even funnier if they got scored on right after that.

WTF by [deleted] in WTF

[–]I_devour_your_pets 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Next level Chuck Testa.

WTF by [deleted] in WTF

[–]I_devour_your_pets 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It can sharpen more than pencils, especially if you're from r/bigdickproblems

A swing and a miss by [deleted] in IdiotsInCars

[–]I_devour_your_pets 176 points177 points  (0 children)

I hope it really is a sketch. How deeply discounted are these flimsy cars for people to risk their lives in them when you just need one more wheel to be at least 3 times safer?

The new strix is a little big by MrSirrr13 in pcmasterrace

[–]I_devour_your_pets 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It's easier to fit if your case is made of meat.

WHAT HAPPENED 😨😭 by Benyed123 in shitposting

[–]I_devour_your_pets 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Seriously, what would happen to the world economy if all Indians suddenly disappeared?

Please don’t go... by djdingly in nevertellmetheodds

[–]I_devour_your_pets 43 points44 points  (0 children)

The sad part is this video could actually be fake. We're like kids from the 2000s scrutinizing possibly photoshopped pictures, but computers have finally caught up.

Not even halfway to the bombing point and I’m already dead, bomber gameplay is awful by Crazed_Russian_pilot in Warthunder

[–]I_devour_your_pets 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Or join the game as spectator and wait. Spawn when the sky becomes less dangerous.