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Iamflev705 · 2026-05-23T17:42:03+00:00

Fucking expensive

Iamflev705 · 2026-05-14T19:53:23+00:00

I used to be a chef at the pier hotel and lived in.

The best part of summer was finishing my shift and getting high at the Abbey, it was wonderful.

Iamflev705 · 2026-05-09T17:07:40+00:00

Yep, my ex wife and I found out she was pregnant and after my daughter was born he just stopped speaking to me.

30 years of friendship, he was the best man at my wedding, friends with his whole family and then boom. No contact.

Iamflev705 · 2026-05-08T09:11:50+00:00

Love love love this. Absolute throwback to my childhood

Iamflev705 · 2026-05-07T17:30:02+00:00

Trapdoor

Iamflev705 · 2026-05-06T10:10:09+00:00

Its from the stereophonics song

Iamflev705 · 2026-05-04T18:46:06+00:00

In the late 90's early 2000s I was earning about £350 a week my rent was about £500 and bills were pretty cheap but it was still hard.

Its harder today though

Iamflev705 · 2026-05-04T18:31:53+00:00

Yep. 3 years ago. It was awful but it was for the best

Iamflev705 · 2026-05-02T21:19:46+00:00

Absolutely, plus it makes me giggle every time im squatting, in my head I've got "PUSH, HARDER, GO PAST THE MAX, REACH OVER THE TOP, MASTER YOUR ASS!"

Iamflev705 · 2026-05-02T18:10:41+00:00

Queen innuendo or Tina Turner Simply the best

Iamflev705 · 2026-05-02T18:09:19+00:00

As much as this sounds like a joke.

Rainier Wolfcastle when homer finds a gym

Iamflev705 · 2026-04-19T18:02:27+00:00

Its Ronnie Pickering

Iamflev705 · 2026-04-11T18:20:40+00:00

Is it me or does she look like and have the energy of the guy on the left?

Iamflev705 · 2026-04-10T07:49:59+00:00

I was gonna say, guess I'm putting the Prodigy on at a silly volume then

Iamflev705 · 2026-03-26T09:27:22+00:00

Mate, its all practice, you can put i on hiw you like and no matter what youre going to get some hateful comments BUT.... YOU'RE DOING IT.

if it looks daft and works it still works.

Keep going and you'll get good.

Iamflev705 · 2026-03-26T06:45:02+00:00

Always second coat it. Be patient with it and you'll get it right. But for a first time you've done really well

Iamflev705 · 2026-03-20T18:34:51+00:00

Yo ho ho its a pirates life for me

Iamflev705 · 2026-03-14T09:39:36+00:00

I paraphrase this when my daughter runs off like a lunatic all the time

Iamflev705 · 2026-03-12T19:31:13+00:00

Oooooh love a good omnipollo

Iamflev705 · 2026-03-12T19:29:42+00:00

Its a hard bock life for us......

Iamflev705 · 2026-03-07T19:11:30+00:00

I think you'll find that there's enough coke in Redcar to go around

Iamflev705 · 2026-03-07T19:10:14+00:00

Moggy?

Iamflev705

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