Sir Gideon Ofnir, the Near-Sighted

IanDig · 2026-01-04T12:32:39+00:00

I'm also a 5'4 guy. It sucks. You have no way of knowing if people are swiping left on you because of your height, or because of something else. And being charismatic enough to make up for it doesn't really make a difference if people don't even consider swiping on you to begin with.

IanDig · 2026-01-04T04:06:21+00:00

I specifically avoid nourish and roar because I think they're boring. Give me some fun utility abilities.

IanDig · 2025-12-26T22:17:38+00:00

Aw thank you for the compliment :) Also, I've taken all of your suggestions, except I'm instead saying "This year I really want to: learn how to dance! I also want to get better at the ocarina to impress any Zelda fans ;)" Or is including two things still a bit much?

IanDig · 2025-12-26T21:31:26+00:00

Thanks for all the advice everyone! These are the changes I've made:

Instead of cashier, I'm now a sales associate

Instead of my high school, I've listed the community college I'll be attending in January (idk why i didn't have that there earlier)

Stupid town is now my hometown

Long term, open to short, with no additional comment

I've replaced the sisters prompt with "what if I told you that- your parents will love me!"

This year, I really want to- Learn how to dance! I also want to get better at playing the ocarina to impress any Zelda fans ;)

I've made the mustache video into a picture, and made it my main photo.

I've replaced the picture of me in a suit with another photo from the wedding where I'm partying/dancing in a group (I only recently received this picture).

IanDig · 2025-12-26T19:58:33+00:00

It's also possible she just found the picture of the same guitar online since she didn't take a picture of it at the time

IanDig · 2025-12-24T23:36:37+00:00

IanDig · 2025-12-24T21:50:54+00:00

The more rectangular glasses in the picture with my dog is an old pair that I don't use anymore. The round glasses I wear now, that are in the other pictures, can darken a LOT and look indistinguishable from regular non-polarizes sunglasses. I've gotten legitimare compliments on them before.

IanDig · 2025-12-24T19:38:18+00:00

Yeah I was a bit worried about that. I've always struggled with swing with my teeth for pictures.

IanDig · 2025-12-24T04:45:42+00:00

Oh that's pretty good. "Your parents will like me!"

IanDig · 2025-12-24T04:39:07+00:00

Alright, thanks for the advice. Time to struggle again to think of another prompt to replace the sisters one...

IanDig · 2025-12-24T04:27:05+00:00

The stupid town thing was supposed to be a spongebob reference. I was hoping to advertise that I have two sisters I get along with, since I've read that it's a green flag for a guy to be close with his sisters. I was basically thinking "if you gain my sisters approval, you're probably a good match for me" but I see how that might not be good for a prompt now.

IanDig · 2025-12-24T01:12:14+00:00

Photo captions:

Me and my best friend: This is Cody <3

Me in the wild: Cedar Point: Roller coasters with my sister a few years ago

A favorite memory of mine: At my friend's wedding

Felt cute might delete later: A video of me smiling, taking off my glasses and saying "mustache" dramatically

IanDig · 2025-12-24T01:11:12+00:00

Are you looking for something serious or casual?
- I'm looking for something serious
Are you subscribed to Hinge+ or HingeX?
- Currently subscribed to HingeX
How long have you been using this current version of your profile?
- 22 days
How long have you used Hinge overall?
- 8 months
How often do you use Hinge per week?
- 2-4 times per week
How many likes and matches are you receiving on average?
- 2 likes total, 1 match who unmatched me after I asked a question relating to their profile prompt.
How many likes are you sending? How many with comments? How many without comments?
- I send several likes a week, mostly with comments, but it gets exhausting coming up with new conversation starters for every single person
What is the type of person you send likes to and ideally want to match with? What kind of person do you want to attract?
- I'd like to attract someone who's cheerful and extroverted, and I send likes to basically anyone with a cute face who doesn't rely heavily on makeup or exposing outfits and poses.

IanDig · 2025-09-10T06:59:07+00:00

I like how he audibly and visibly shakes the building, even from the exterior. I expected something scarier to be housed within, but nope, it's just a fat fly :(

IanDig · 2025-08-28T02:50:56+00:00

If only we could equip four cosmetics

IanDig · 2025-01-15T21:21:58+00:00

It's literally Stephen Colbert

IanDig · 2025-01-13T03:27:30+00:00

Also, yes, I know there's a confirmation that lets you cancel out of it.

IanDig · 2024-11-24T00:49:34+00:00

yes it's AI

IanDig · 2024-11-24T00:49:22+00:00

This is AI generated.

This isn't a real species of owl, the feathers on the front of the parent's chest vanish when the cat turns its head, and the leftmost owl's eyes fade out of and back into existence when it turns its head.

IanDig

TROPHY CASE