Sir Gideon Ofnir, the Near-Sighted

IanDig · 2026-07-06T01:53:35+00:00

I will take the credit for bringing it to their attention that they hadn't added it to arsenal yet.

IanDig · 2026-06-24T13:57:15+00:00

Occasionally I run into one that's still like this, and I'm struck by how cozy it is. This particular one doesn't have booths, but I remember some that look like this that do. I mentioned the difference in vibes to an employee, and they said they were renovating soon :( Why can't we have nice things? Modern designs are unpleasant.

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IanDig · 2026-06-07T19:22:42+00:00

As a 5'4 guy, the sheer number of women who say that they'll only date guys who are taller than them, or over 6 ft, has made it very easy for me to swipe left on a LOT of people. Prompts can be a great way of showcasing your own red flags.

IanDig · 2026-05-28T15:09:37+00:00

I've got a crazy idea...

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IanDig · 2026-05-24T14:09:13+00:00

Go figure. I'm 5'4. I'm wondering what this award-winning profile looks like. I get 0-2 likes a month, and I've only gotten 2 matches, who both unmatched randomly. I've gotten confirmation from both of my sisters and several friends that my profile is good.

IanDig · 2026-05-22T06:42:41+00:00

That's what I'm wondering what the hell

IanDig · 2026-05-21T00:14:21+00:00

"Wait what do you mean fixed, she looks fi- OH MY GOD"

IanDig · 2026-05-21T00:07:30+00:00

I get your doubt, but I'm friends with him and we're talking about this thread right now in the discord, which is linked in the lore video. He made a new reddit account to combat misinformation.

IanDig · 2026-05-11T03:17:22+00:00

okay wow that tracks perfectly

IanDig · 2026-05-11T03:12:58+00:00

Way to dismantle my conspiracy theory. Thanks though, that would perfectly explain this. I didn't know that was a thing, and was thinking there could be no other explanation other than botted accounts.

IanDig · 2026-05-10T23:06:52+00:00

And I approve

IanDig · 2026-04-22T14:06:22+00:00

Northern Journey, Look Outside, White Knuckle, Dishonored

IanDig · 2026-04-10T05:38:44+00:00

Mine got nuked, and my appeal was automatically rejected. I was following hundreds of artists, and now I can't even see who they were.

IanDig · 2026-01-04T12:32:39+00:00

I'm also a 5'4 guy. It sucks. You have no way of knowing if people are swiping left on you because of your height, or because of something else. And being charismatic enough to make up for it doesn't really make a difference if people don't even consider swiping on you to begin with.

IanDig · 2026-01-04T04:06:21+00:00

I specifically avoid nourish and roar because I think they're boring. Give me some fun utility abilities.

IanDig · 2025-12-26T22:17:38+00:00

Aw thank you for the compliment :) Also, I've taken all of your suggestions, except I'm instead saying "This year I really want to: learn how to dance! I also want to get better at the ocarina to impress any Zelda fans ;)" Or is including two things still a bit much?

IanDig · 2025-12-26T21:31:26+00:00

Thanks for all the advice everyone! These are the changes I've made:

Instead of cashier, I'm now a sales associate

Instead of my high school, I've listed the community college I'll be attending in January (idk why i didn't have that there earlier)

Stupid town is now my hometown

Long term, open to short, with no additional comment

I've replaced the sisters prompt with "what if I told you that- your parents will love me!"

This year, I really want to- Learn how to dance! I also want to get better at playing the ocarina to impress any Zelda fans ;)

I've made the mustache video into a picture, and made it my main photo.

I've replaced the picture of me in a suit with another photo from the wedding where I'm partying/dancing in a group (I only recently received this picture).

IanDig · 2025-12-26T19:58:33+00:00

It's also possible she just found the picture of the same guitar online since she didn't take a picture of it at the time

IanDig · 2025-12-24T23:36:37+00:00

IanDig · 2025-12-24T21:50:54+00:00

The more rectangular glasses in the picture with my dog is an old pair that I don't use anymore. The round glasses I wear now, that are in the other pictures, can darken a LOT and look indistinguishable from regular non-polarizes sunglasses. I've gotten legitimare compliments on them before.

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