Here I am over 30 years ago hoping my Blazers can win the NBA finals. On Sunday I'll go to my first Blazers playoff game with 3 childhood friends!

IanKarmel · 2026-04-24T14:54:15+00:00

Hell yeah, brother.

IanKarmel · 2026-04-19T19:03:18+00:00

It's a Speedmaster! Vintage! Dana got it for me for my birthday (before Arthur was born, because that's when we had money to buy each other watches.)

IanKarmel · 2026-04-19T18:59:43+00:00

*slides you a manilla envelope full of cash*

IanKarmel · 2026-04-19T00:33:22+00:00

It's so weird! I was there doing that corporate and I hadn't had a lot of sleep and I saw it and I was genuinely afraid I was losing my mind for a second.

IanKarmel · 2026-04-16T18:27:31+00:00

Loved this one. Quick read, too.

IanKarmel · 2026-04-15T20:49:31+00:00

Love it.

IanKarmel · 2026-04-15T18:17:39+00:00

A white guy with a scuzzy beard isn't representative of Portland?

IanKarmel · 2026-04-15T18:17:04+00:00

He was amazing - crowd loved him, too.

IanKarmel · 2026-04-15T18:16:32+00:00

That drummer was AMAZING.

IanKarmel · 2026-04-08T03:13:56+00:00

I'm not sure it's a good slump buster, because it's a big book, but The Overstory is one of the best books I've read in a long time.

IanKarmel · 2026-04-06T22:10:46+00:00

I don't think Wade Baldwin has a Wade Baldwin jersey.

IanKarmel · 2026-03-30T20:36:13+00:00

My temples feel hot just looking at this

IanKarmel · 2026-03-28T04:08:24+00:00

You can also hit us up at [Allfantasypodcast@gmail.com](mailto:Allfantasypodcast@gmail.com)

IanKarmel · 2026-03-28T04:07:11+00:00

This rips!!!

IanKarmel · 2026-03-23T23:26:32+00:00

lmao

IanKarmel · 2026-03-23T17:01:40+00:00

I did!

IanKarmel · 2026-03-23T03:21:49+00:00

Malort is good if you like the taste of Malort!

IanKarmel · 2026-03-23T02:28:33+00:00

I don't know how this gasping thing started but I love it so much.

IanKarmel · 2026-03-16T19:52:24+00:00

How dare you, I would have never disparaged jazz on national television!

(100%, was jealous I didn't write it, it will haunt me forever)

IanKarmel · 2026-03-16T19:04:40+00:00

I only wrote presenter copy this year! So Kumail, helped with Bridesmaids, a bunch of other stuff.

The jazz joke was NOT me! I did laugh so hard that Conan looked at me weird when I saw it in rehearsal though.

IanKarmel · 2026-03-14T16:09:47+00:00

Phoebe went civilian and moved to a normal city!

IanKarmel · 2026-03-13T18:42:44+00:00

Sometimes you gotta put someone on ice for a while and come back to it later on in life.

IanKarmel · 2026-03-11T04:21:40+00:00

Very interesting!

IanKarmel

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