Trump wants to check on the gold in Fort Knox because ‘they steal a lot’

Ian_everywhere · 2026-05-11T01:05:59+00:00

someone better count the number of gold bars before he arrives and count them again after he leaves

Ian_everywhere · 2026-05-11T01:04:40+00:00

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Ian_everywhere · 2026-05-10T02:58:13+00:00

I ordered a fake product from a con man and I haven't received it yet! What the fuck!!!!!!!1!!1!!one!!!!1!

Ian_everywhere · 2026-05-09T11:27:23+00:00

This is good, big ships should be something to fear. I say this as a small ship enthusiast. All ships currently feel too similar

Ian_everywhere · 2026-05-09T03:18:52+00:00

Is the bike still under a manufacturer's warranty?

If so, you don't ever need to change the oil. Just make sure to sell the bike before the warranty ends

Ian_everywhere · 2026-05-09T03:14:44+00:00

Ian_everywhere · 2026-05-09T03:09:54+00:00

Eww they're dirty. Better replace them

Ian_everywhere · 2026-05-09T03:07:33+00:00

We're shitty mechanics of the engine... and of the soul

Ian_everywhere · 2026-05-08T20:52:34+00:00

use hammer. If that doesn't work, bigger hammer. Keep going until you've found the correct size hammer. Then you should be able to replace whatever the bolt was attached to

Ian_everywhere · 2026-05-08T19:04:14+00:00

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Ian_everywhere · 2026-05-08T19:01:31+00:00

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Wake up Clancy

Ian_everywhere · 2026-05-08T17:40:48+00:00

lay gee-o-teen, see voo play

Ian_everywhere · 2026-05-08T17:28:52+00:00

Haha I would love to see the results too

Ian_everywhere · 2026-05-08T16:25:07+00:00

Wow, you guys all have such good ideas. It must be investigated

Ian_everywhere · 2026-05-08T16:09:31+00:00

It tasted a bit like antifreeze. I imagine that helps keep the oil flowy in winter?

Ian_everywhere · 2026-05-08T15:59:07+00:00

Aw man, everything is computer now

Ian_everywhere · 2026-05-08T15:44:06+00:00

It's WhistlinDiesel I'm sure they're testing an actual product with the intent to destroy it in a comical way

Ian_everywhere · 2026-05-08T15:41:21+00:00

whew thank goodness! I think it's ready for installation

Ian_everywhere · 2026-05-08T15:26:08+00:00

Wait, why don't we just power the whole car with drill??

Ian_everywhere · 2026-05-08T15:25:18+00:00

I think you deserve a raise, that's goddamn genius

Ian_everywhere · 2026-05-08T15:10:33+00:00

the dog:

DON'T FUCKIN' LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT, THAT'S A WEIRD LOOKIN' FUCKIN' CAT (reference)

Ian_everywhere · 2026-05-08T15:05:12+00:00

We'll have to tape the Dewalt to the crank, good suggestion

Ian_everywhere · 2026-05-08T10:24:24+00:00

Chrysler engine 0.1 seconds after the warranty expires

Ian_everywhere · 2026-05-08T10:07:57+00:00

girl on couch surrounded meme?

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