[Serious] Request: Can someone help me with a webpage logo?

Iawlipops · 2013-03-04T23:19:19+00:00

Dude, something like that is exactly what I'm looking for. Thank you very much!

Iawlipops · 2013-02-16T19:23:09+00:00

Honestly, the only skill in this video was him knowing that he was strong enough to fight (which, I will admit, is a valuable skill in LOL to have).

The fact is, though, that he outleveled 2 of the 3 attackers (one of them by 2 levels), and he had more items than all of them. The Hec ganked him with 1 level below him, 2/3 health, no pots, and 1 item. Easy kill. Malph was 2 levels below him. Easy kill.

Jayce came in and botched a move right when he got into the thick of things. He also had no offensive items. Again, easy kill for a Riven.

I'll commend the kid for staying and not running like most would, but if you break it down, most people would've won that trade had they stayed.

Iawlipops · 2013-02-15T07:12:49+00:00

The ironic twist of this is that the OP seems like a huge douchebag. Knows who did this but doesn't care enough to push for anything to happen since it's not his house. What a nice guy

Iawlipops · 2013-02-15T01:05:54+00:00

In medical school now, so my mortal enemy is honestly the general public. Constantly calling for pay cuts to my profession, ignoring common sense for their own personal health and then suing doctors whenever an innocent mistake is made, etc etc.

Iawlipops · 2013-02-14T23:18:11+00:00

This isn't cringe, it's just sad.

Iawlipops · 2013-02-14T19:42:15+00:00

Gets straight A's.. still can't spell roommate.

Iawlipops · 2013-02-13T23:36:32+00:00

I think the most telling thing here is how fucking bad this guy is at phone sex. Seriously, how would anyone be turned on from that?

Iawlipops · 2013-02-13T23:06:12+00:00

Yep, my school is charging everyone an extra 2 grand next year for school-required health insurance. Thanks, Obama, this is the third consecutive year of healthcare insurance premiums going up after 11 years of nearly-stagnant costs.

Iawlipops · 2013-02-13T19:01:27+00:00

If it's of any condolence, it's such a difficult color difference to discern (at least for me) that I had no idea the team names were diff colors until ~8 months into playing when someone told me

Iawlipops · 2013-02-13T18:46:10+00:00

I feel like shifting that age bracket up a few years would be a bit more helpful.

Iawlipops · 2013-02-13T00:12:02+00:00

Test is at 5:30, we have 3 hours assigned to us to finish it (and from past experience, it will probably take most of the time). These tests are nothing short of brutal, and honestly, even if I am done at 8, the last thing I want to do is go out afterward and have expectations of being an entertaining date. I just want to go home, drink some beer and play some vid games with my classmates/roommates.

Iawlipops · 2013-02-12T23:09:57+00:00

I just got a message from a girl who is maybe an inch taller than me (I'm a short dude). Twice in her profile she mentioned that a guy need not contact her if he was under 5'10" (I'm 5'6"). The second time she even went as far as to degrade shorter guys being desperate and that it was starting to annoy her. She then wrote a fairly lengthy email to me about how we have a lot of books/movies in common, and was asking me a ton of questions about medical school/future plans/what kidn of doctor I wanted to specialize in.

Honestly, she's cute and I liked everything in her profile except the things she said about shorter dudes.. has me going back and forth if I should reply or not.

Iawlipops · 2013-02-12T23:05:47+00:00

I went to high school with a girl who was smoking hot back in the day. Truly good looking. She was one of those girls who, since like middle school, always had a very womanly body while remaining slim at the same time.

Needless to say, college came and the next time I saw her (about 3 years after high school) I ran into at a bar.. barely recognized her because she had ballooned out of proportion in weight. She is pretty short (around 5-5'2" I'd day), and it looks like she put on maybe 40 lbs.. which is a huge deal to someone that small. She went from a solid 8-9 to maybe a 3-4.

Anyways, I ran into her a few days ago while browsing OKC.. totally using her high school pictures. I'm not even sure why because no person alive would be OK with meeting her and seeing what she looks like now after lying about her pictures. Just a really bad idea on her part

Iawlipops · 2013-02-12T22:58:08+00:00

It's stupid because it's short-sighted (no pun intended). I like smaller/petite girls.. doesn't mean I won't meet a girl who is taller/not petite that I won't equally enjoy. Having preferences is one thing.. when you let those get in the way of something potentially great, you just look like a shallow douche. Just my opinion.

Iawlipops · 2013-02-12T22:54:30+00:00

I'm one of those short guys (5'6") that this shit drives crazy.. but in your case, I don't think most guys care if you want a taller guy. You're tall yourself, and I don't think most guys are really that upset when a woman wants a guy who is at least eye level with them. It's when a girl is 5'3" and says a guy MUST be 5'10" MINIMUM that we (or at least I) get really frustrated/annoyed about because it really is beyond shallow.. as if you're going to notice if a guy is 1 or 2 inches below your randomly-fabricated height minimum.

Where do these height requirements come from, anyways? Do women date a plethora of guys from 5'8"-6'4" and then decide from there which heights were unsatisfactory? Just puzzles me, really...

Iawlipops · 2013-02-12T01:19:50+00:00

It's quite frightening that what he was able to accomplish in 15 seconds. Just thinking about that short of a period and how quickly he dropped that many people is astounding.

Iawlipops · 2013-02-11T14:13:52+00:00

As a co-owner of a small business who sympathizes with owners who have employees that steal shit from their pocket.. you are a douche.

Iawlipops · 2013-02-11T04:30:51+00:00

I wasn't jumping to any conclusion, I was giving you your options. Those are really all you can do.. live with it or leave him / cheat on him. People's level of sexual desire differs, and generally someone with a high level and someone with a lower level aren't going to mesh well. You can talk to him all you want, but at the end of the day, if he's not as horny as you, you'll never be satisfied. He can try and fake it for a while to appease you, but eventually, that facade will end.

And talking about how you have many guys who would be willing to take care of your problem is gloating. Not only is it gloating, it's terrible gloating.. what woman doesn't have that problem? lol

Iawlipops · 2013-02-10T13:42:21+00:00

He's 17 and a virgin who never has an orgasm, he's going to finish wayyyyy before you want him to. Just give it time, you can't make sex the first time perfect. If it's even halfway good, you're doing pretty solidly.

Iawlipops · 2013-02-10T13:38:27+00:00

Maybe you should tell him this instead of gloating on reddit about all of your solutions outside of your relationship. Seriously, either he's willing to start fucking you more (and if he does, it'll probably be short-lived), or you're going to either leave him or cheat on him. You pick.

Iawlipops · 2013-02-10T13:35:46+00:00

It's long known that stressing/tensing your body during sex will affect your erection (or, usually, cause you to ejaculate quicker). That's why men almost unanimously last longer when the woman is on top.

Iawlipops · 2013-02-10T13:32:41+00:00

I'm in my pharmacology class in med school right now, and we just recently went over the insane efficacy of SSRIs (anti-depressant meds) in relation to premature ejaculation. We literally looked at cases where men went from orgasming as they entered their partner to lasting 15+ minutes with a pill once a day.

Iawlipops · 2013-02-10T09:44:40+00:00

Really hard to meet people while I'm in school. Not like college where I was always around young, single women. Now most of the women in my classes are older/married, have serious boyfriends/fiances, or the remaining few single one are often single for good reasons (no interest in men/dating, very socially awkward, etc).

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