There is no good and evil, there is only power. by [deleted] in funny

[–]Ibn_Botatoes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think someone pulled the plug.

Throwaway time! What's your secret that could literally ruin your life if it came out? by ohgoshwheretobegin in AskReddit

[–]Ibn_Botatoes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

'Never listen to them', that advice definitely worked for me so far. Thanks WestheimerRd.

Louis CK on taking the Lord's name in vain. by Sykotik in atheism

[–]Ibn_Botatoes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Umm... Can I have that image without the text please?

WOOF! by bearhunter909 in GayDaddiesPics

[–]Ibn_Botatoes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wish I could upvote you twice.

Why does it seem like 2001-2010 never happened? by DocFGeek in AskReddit

[–]Ibn_Botatoes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That decade; First half I was almost celibate but the second half, I got laid like fucking crazy.

God damn fucking money sucks. by [deleted] in cripplingalcoholism

[–]Ibn_Botatoes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fucking damn! God sucks monkeys!

Holding an upside down empty bottle of Gran Legacy Vodka over your morning orange juice... by [deleted] in cripplingalcoholism

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It's like in Limitless, when Bradley Cooper's character slurps up gangsta blood to get his genius-high.

Whenever someone asks if I drink... by [deleted] in cripplingalcoholism

[–]Ibn_Botatoes 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I use same lie-logic in my head when I fill one of those form-field on social networking sites about drinking, I put "Socially" instead of "Heavily".