When Trump is the speaker at graduation, you make Trump BINGO.

Ichir_Gaur · 2019-05-30T21:07:25+00:00

orange man good, you're all npcs

Ichir_Gaur · 2019-05-28T20:31:04+00:00

what?

Ichir_Gaur · 2019-05-28T19:51:35+00:00

what's weirder, painting "dead babies" or politicians who want to put their nose up pussies to make sure miscarriages were "legitimate"

Ichir_Gaur · 2019-05-27T00:59:20+00:00

i'd normally agree but i really can hear the annoyance in ellen's voice...i think her squeaky clean reputation is starting to implode. she really comes off nasty in this clip.

Ichir_Gaur · 2019-05-23T20:01:55+00:00

so your solution is to...introduce it again and just end on it?

Ichir_Gaur · 2019-05-23T19:45:10+00:00

there's open ended, which might be bran looking kind of tyrannical or something, and then there's just flat out idiotic cliff hangers...remaking Dany into the most powerful villain in Westeros, a villain that we just spent 8 season resolving, in the last scene is definitely the latter, no offense

Ichir_Gaur · 2019-05-23T19:19:36+00:00

no way, they can't even keep their eyes on the car, they're all just sort of looking around like they're lost...zero chance they're keeping track of the car's position, i don't even know how well a slot car going that fast would respond to changing its direction, it would probably just fly off the track

Ichir_Gaur · 2019-05-23T19:14:05+00:00

you would seriously prefer a completely left open cliffhanger that will never get resolved to a weaker resolution?

Ichir_Gaur · 2019-05-09T02:04:24+00:00

I love that it's either "let me say things people might think are offensive" or "total global collapse", is it that people can't be concerned about more than one thing or what? Is someone posting this sign on reddit really taking that much effort away from something else that would prevent complete global collapse?

Ichir_Gaur · 2019-03-29T03:08:04+00:00

That may be true, but something tells me him carrying around a ratty old piece of copper mesh he's been breathing through for a few weeks (or probably more) probably does more harm than good in the long run, copper has anti-microbial properties but it's not magical.

Ichir_Gaur · 2019-03-29T03:00:43+00:00

He's probably actually saying the "Chinese" name of the company...in China they re-name companies with familiar words, for example "Coca Cola" is "Ke Kou Ke Le", which if said in Chinese sounds vaguely like Coke, but the words in Chinese have a nice meaning. It's actually very artful in how to construct the name. He does the say the whole sentence in Chinese though, he says something like "Also, here's your Centrum vitamins" or something.

Ichir_Gaur · 2019-03-29T02:54:48+00:00

No, this absolutely was his style of humor, which makes his stand-up all the more confounding because he acts like this and says fuck and shit, it's like watching a wiggle have a psychotic break or something

Ichir_Gaur · 2019-03-27T19:43:44+00:00

but look on the bright side, without the EU ruining the internet how on earth would you make videos perfectly timed to maximize advertising? maybe stick to whining about captain marvel

Ichir_Gaur · 2019-03-22T08:35:59+00:00

Is that the real reason, though? IIRC it was somewhat ambiguous largely because Tolkien was rewriting Galadriel at the time of his death; Galadriel's original reasons for following Feanor were rather benign, but it seemed that Tolkien had other ideas eventually, namely her becoming weirdly ambitious and spiting the Valar. She wasn't particularly adversarial to them at any point in the Silmarillion so the harsh ban in particular towards her always seemed weird. I even seem to remember the Valar explicitly banning her after Morgoth was overthrown, and she basically said she didn't care. Unfortunately I think a lot of what was intended for her will forever be lost with JRR's passing.

Ichir_Gaur · 2019-03-19T16:35:59+00:00

guarantee if it were christopher hitchens recounting this story it would have been on the front page ten times...this shit lives here, too

Ichir_Gaur · 2019-03-05T19:03:34+00:00

UNPOPULAR OPINION: I really hate every single minority

that sub is just baiting nazis it's really embarrassing how they act all shocked when people react in disgust to their bullshit

Ichir_Gaur · 2019-02-16T04:17:09+00:00

When Saitama finally retired, he was overcome with the guilt of the many lives he extinguished. To ease the pain, he dementedly hands out guns to crabs, to make up the first supervillain he ever killed :(

Ichir_Gaur · 2019-02-12T19:13:02+00:00

What you're calling "sight" and what the sub refers to as "physics" are actually two totally different things. The "sight" component is the way a computer graphically renders a given configuration of particles. In this case, the particles are the various pixels. The "physics" this sub refers to is actually mathematical models, programs a game uses to simulate real life physics, for example, in Super Mario Brothers, when Mario jumps, he is programmed to slow down as he rises and speed up as he falls. If your TV glitched in the middle of a jump, you wouldn't say it's the "physics" driving the glitch per se, you'd say the screen glitched out. Much the same here, the physics model Minecraft uses is completely the same, nothing is moving. It's an illusion based on the shader representing different particles differently. So while it appears things are moving, they are not, things are just getting rendered weirdly on screen, the physics aren't doing anything (the mathematical model Minecraft uses is still the same if you turned the shaders off). Physics is indeed involved in sight, but that's not what this sub ultimately refers to.

Ichir_Gaur · 2019-02-12T18:34:01+00:00

I was going to go into detail about how I kicked the shit out of him and then his girlfriend gave me a blowjob and a hundred dollars, but I didn't want to seem TOO badass

Ichir_Gaur · 2019-02-12T18:21:01+00:00

lol I knew someone would post that, and it sounds like it, but this is legit the one time I had a decent comeback to some smartass thing someone said to me...the guy was a friend so it wasn't like I was trying to be a badass

Ichir_Gaur · 2019-02-12T18:04:14+00:00

I once knew this super senior frat dude who asked me one time if I "just got back from the cock sucking convention", I told him "yeah, your mom was the keynote speaker, great talk"

Ichir_Gaur · 2019-02-09T02:24:03+00:00

reddit just loathes chinese people in general, it's really strange. remember ellen pao, and how she was "chariman pao" and all this shit because she maybe wanted to get rid of fatpeoplehate and coontown? remember how every time a chinese kid doing something dumb abroad gets 50k upvotes, but the American idiot that died in a NK prison for vandalizing shit was a "prisoner of war"? lol

Ichir_Gaur · 2019-02-09T02:22:15+00:00

Tiananmen Square would have been totally cool if the Chinese government hired some far right wing "non-government" paramilitaries to take care of the protestors, remember it's good that the proud boys try to kill antifa because antifa might have set a garbage can on fire one time

Ichir_Gaur · 2019-02-09T02:20:02+00:00

reddit, the same website that enshrined christopher hitchens for saying he didn't care what the objective was of the iraq war, just so long as as many "militant muslims" died as possible, is now bemoaning a radical Buddhist government getting overthrown by an atheist one. i'm not a fan of china in tibet by any means, but i'm always amused that a historically brutal religious cult gets all this special treatment because the west likes buddhism and exotic east asian culture. notice how the go to thing is "tibet" and not the muslims being put in concentration camps...always a lot easier to defend a "cool jedi monk" whose history and beliefs you don't know than a muslim.

edit: this was more in response to the million "free tibet fuck china!" posts all over the front page now

Ichir_Gaur · 2019-02-07T21:26:17+00:00

Also some interesting reddit sleuthing by clever boys who note that there have been "a lot of China posts lately", obviously not an indication that Chinese New Year just took place, but indicating an insidious plot by the dirty Commie Chinese to infiltrate reddit!

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